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Any suggestions? Trying to think of something different. Gotta throw 2 this upcoming year. Thinking of getting kat the midget stripper and a larger one called big mama to do a show together! Doing that and a brewery/strip club. Does that sound legit, or is it too cliche?

Big Mama and Kat
 
The only possible way that bachelor party could suck more was if you had your bacon commercial playing on loop the entire time.
 
Can I bacon?
 
iggy said:
Any suggestions? Trying to think of something different. Gotta throw 2 this upcoming year. Thinking of getting kat the midget stripper and a larger one called big mama to do a show together! Doing that and a brewery/strip club. Does that sound legit, or is it too cliche?

Big Mama and Kat
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Cliche? What? How is that cliche?

I mean not to knock someone's profession but stripper, midget and im assuming obese combined together sounds like a weird night for a normal guy. I dunno. Weird.
 
cindylou said:
Cliche? What? How is that cliche?

I mean not to knock someone's profession but stripper, midget and im assuming obese combined together sounds like a weird night for a normal guy. I dunno. Weird.
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Cindy, with all due respect, what do you know about throwing bachelor parties? Strippers are the norm, and the crazier the more memorable.
 
a big, fat stripper and a midget stripper? that doesn't sound entertaining...that sounds like a bachelor party in hell. why don't you see if they'll take turns pegging the groom and the rest of the dudes in the wedding party too? :rolleyes:
 
We had a bachelor party at a strip club when I got married. I had a good enough time with the boys, but in general I think ALL strippers are skanks.
 
Best bachelor party I went to was a fishing trip to Cabo
 
miplank said:
She knows me better.
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True.

Also if you had one I know you wouldn't have strippers and whores there. I wouldn't marry someone who would want that anyway.

A guys night out doesn't have to be full of midget strippers, surely guys can have fun otherwise lol
 
Strip clubs are fucking gay as hell. I don't get what's wrong with getting some guys together and having a fun weekend though, don't need strippers though. They are fucking pathetic
 
My buddy is getting married in march. He's a big golfer so we'll take him to a nice course somewhere for the weekend. I'm sure he'll get drunk and start talking about strippers at some point.
 
sexyMFer said:
My buddy is getting married in march. He's a big golfer so we'll take him to a nice course somewhere for the weekend. I'm sure he'll get drunk and start talking about strippers at some point.
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Hookers and blow!! Sounds like an awesome time, I'm an avid golfer and that's prob what I would do. I'll prob get a bunch of guys together and head down to Mexico for some golf and beach time.
 
wootoom said:
Strip clubs are fucking gay as hell. I don't get what's wrong with getting some guys together and having a fun weekend though, don't need strippers though. They are fucking pathetic
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i haven't been in a strip club since a bachelor party in my early 30's...so...a while ago...it was a quality establishment, the girls were smoking hot (a lot of them worked out at the gym i belonged to at the time) and i was uncomfortable and embarrassed sitting there, several rows back, so as not to draw attention to myself...that's someone's kid up there doing that shit...not my thang...
 
I am not a big fan of strip clubs, went to a few when I was 18 or 19...

but then I went to a few in Vegas, and its a different experience.. I don't know if "classy" is the right word, but many of the women are intelligent, and of course hot as hell.
 
At my bachelor party, my boys kept buying me lap dances from the most haggard warhorses Oceanside has to offer. I got one from a beastly 6ft+ Panamanian That slammed down on my lap hard enough to snap a boner in half.

Then, they bought me one from an older chick, who was maybe in her 40's, that sat on my lap bullshitting with me for like 3 songs. After the conversation was over she told one of my boys that he owed her $60.

We eventually got kicked out after a stripper we knew got on stage and I tipped her by putting a handful of change in her g-string, and a bunch of used napkins with wing sauce in her butt crack.
 
Strippers gotta eat too bro

My first and last lap dance I was 17 and snuck in with a fake id. My uncle paid for a dance and I thought she wanted me so bad
 
Who said anything about paying them to like you? I'm paying them to perform a job like a plumber or an electrician. who said anything about banging them either? with 15 guys it's only $20 a person for a two girl show with a midget for over an hour. That sounds pretty damn fun for pregaming for the bars, especially if you surprise your buddy like i'm going to by bringing him back to the hotel where they are.

last bach party i was at, we went golfing 18 holes, rented a limo, went to some bars, ate at a nice restaurant, and ended up at a strip club with no cover.
 
I don't understand the appeal of the midget? I don't want to disrespect the height challenged, but if you're paying for scenery why are you not getting the best view?
 
I don't get the appeal of Big Mama either.

I feel like shit saying this, but I don't understand why when you have the choice of the other women you'd pick those two. Is it just to laugh at them and treat them like shit?
 
cindylou said:
I don't understand the appeal of the midget? I don't want to disrespect the height challenged, but if you're paying for scenery why are you not getting the best view?
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There could be several reasons:
A. He's short, so only a midget wouldn't make him look ridiculous.

II. She's the perfect hight for a hummer, so you could line up all 15 guys and she could make like a circus seal.

IXXI. If she's a cruddy stripper, they could use her head as a cocktail table.
 
cindylou said:
Is it PC to use the word midget? I feel like that's offensive but I'm not sure
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it's bad etiquette. "Little Person" or "Dwarf" is what they prefer. Midget is offensive.
I got in trouble at a coffee shop in L.A. for calling Tyrion from game of thrones a midget.
 
cindylou said:
I don't get the appeal of Big Mama either.

I feel like shit saying this, but I don't understand why when you have the choice of the other women you'd pick those two. Is it just to laugh at them and treat them like shit?
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Because they look the most passionate to put on a killer show. The other girls look boring, and I bet they aren't near half as fun as Big Mama is.

And no, I NEVER disrespect ladies, especially exotic entertainers or people who make/serve my food.

Treat them like entertainers like anyone else, give them some alcohol, and let them join your party.
 
WoodyO said:
There could be several reasons:
A. He's short, so only a midget wouldn't make him look ridiculous.

II. She's the perfect hight for a hummer, so you could line up all 15 guys and she could make like a circus seal.

IXXI. If she's a cruddy stripper, they could use her head as a cocktail table.
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I am short. Girls like tall guys. That's why I'm becoming a jockey like the dude in Seasbisquite...
 
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