Woman committs suicide by going headfirst into wood chipper

[BaBa-BooeY]

PLANTAGENET, Ontario - Police are investigating the bizarre death of a woman who ended up headfirst in a large wood chipper.


Claire Duchesne, 43, who lived with her husband in a large bungalow east of Ottawa, left a suicide note.

"She was a flower," a shaken Guy Duchesne said of her death Monday. "She was a loving mother. Anything you can say nice about her, that was my Claire. But I can't talk any more."

The couple's 16-year-old daughter said she was a good mother.

Constable Pierre Dubois said foul play is not suspected. He said the death is not believed to be accidental, though he added that investigators are still "keeping the door open" on that possibility.

Police towed the machine away Monday


Damn canadians

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Lovely.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Lovely.

Indeed.

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Dayyyyyyum.

 

[Roadblock]

Imagine the sound: MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!

 

[Taps]

Guess she...um, lost her head.

 

[WODIN]

Drama queen attention getter! She could have just done the gas thing or the icey water thing. Wood Chipper!! Show off!

 

[Night Fly]

Well...she went out with a bang, didn't she?

 

[vixenbabe]

What a bunch of shit..THE HUBBY PUSHED HER...He was trying to love her too "mulch".....

 

[Roadblock]

She´s one with nature now....

 

[Kahn]

Brass balls, holy shit. We had a kid here last year leave school(12 grade) and drive his car head on into an oncoming semi. The driver of the truck had eye contact with the kid as he went under the front of the truck.

 

[toga22]

He was trying to love her too "mulch".....

LOL...Vix!!

 

[rudedawg]

I heard her dad bought it the same way so she wanted to be a "chip" off the old block.

 

[HumorMe]

Well...she went out with a bang, didn't she?

I bet it was more like a "crunch."

 

[saint808]

that's kinda like the guy in my hometown who was ruled suicide with 3 shotgun blasts to the chest...

 

[kitKat]

If it is true then it is foul play. Women don't commit suicide like that they go for pills and stuff.

 

[John Holmes]

That is whacked. I live not too far from Plantaganet. Funny that I'd hear about it here before anywhere else.

That's fucked up.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

sad.....I can't imagine being the husband, especially if it was out of the blue, with no prior warning signs. Who knows what went on in that household though........but that woman must have been in COMPLETE despair to pull that off. man!!! I wonder if this was "fargo" inspired??

 

[prettymotherof2]

U guys are all mean i knew the teenager and her mother commited suicide she left a note and he daughter was scared and her husband too

 

[nangiggles]

U guys are all mean i knew the teenager and her mother commited suicide she left a note and he daughter was scared and her husband too

Dont you have anything better to do than google 13 year old news, skim through results, find a steroid website, create an account in it, verify your email and and randomly post about it? Loser

 

[digimon7068]

U guys are all mean i knew the teenager and her mother commited suicide she left a note and he daughter was scared and her husband too

pretty mother of 2, eh?

pics of tits or stfu and gtfo

 

[nangiggles]

I think Digi is in heat

 

[caligirl85]

Holy thread bump!!

 

[wootoom]

U guys are all mean i knew the teenager and her mother commited suicide she left a note and he daughter was scared and her husband too

Fuck off you idiot

 

[digimon7068]

I think Digi is in heat

you wanna send me pics of your tits?

 

[PICK3]

U guys are all mean i knew the teenager and her mother commited suicide she left a note and he daughter was scared and her husband too

You knew dick

 

[caligirl85]

you wanna send me pics of your tits?

It is your bday tomorrow

 

[blueta2]

When I worked in a huge manufacturing company, the guy on the night shift got his work suit stuck in the chipper and was pulled in head first.
Lots of accidents like this in manufacturing. No way she went in on her own...

 

[PICK3]

My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself

 

[digimon7068]

It is your bday tomorrow

yes...please give me your k and pm titty pics...stat...

 

[rainbococksleev]

My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself

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[caligirl85]

My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself

Lololololol

 

[PICK3]

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[nangiggles]

My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself

So so bad that I actually laffe d

 

[jillybabe]

wow, cant imagine the pain she felt in those final seconds

 

[wootoom]

Hopefully a lot

 

[digimon7068]

Hopefully a lot

omigod bwahahahahahahaha

 

[wootoom]

Hahahaahahahahah well fuck, whoever is stupid enough to jump into a wood chipper head first is an idiot...

 

[PICK3]

wow, cant imagine the pain she felt in those final seconds

you can't imagine dick

 

[nangiggles]

Well this escalated quickly