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Tell me of that gross combination that made you sick

When I was 14 I had soursop juice with chef boyardee beef ravioli, did not go well

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I'm considering wine + honey maid angry bird cookies, yay or ney?

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You want to make yourself sick?

Are you bulimic?
 
Pussy AND salsa
 
I rarely get heart burn, had it yesterday for eating stupid taco bell nachos, and today cuz of wine lol
Yellow Tail wine gives me heartburn every time, no matter what variety. Used to have Friday night get togethers at a friend's house and that's the only wine she'd buy. Two sips and my stomach would start up.

Not trying to depress you or nothing but IMHO if you get heartburn from something it's your body's way of saying "Do Not Want". It's how my gluten intolerance first manifested, in fact.

For fun, instead of trying bizarre food combinations I'd say go with ipecac syrup FTW ... just make sure you're in the bathroom after you've swallowed it, you can set your watch by the amount of time it takes for the food to start it's reverse trip.
 
Yellow Tail wine gives me heartburn every time, no matter what variety. Used to have Friday night get togethers at a friend's house and that's the only wine she'd buy. Two sips and my stomach would start up.

Not trying to depress you or nothing but IMHO if you get heartburn from something it's your body's way of saying "Do Not Want". It's how my gluten intolerance first manifested, in fact.

For fun, instead of trying bizarre food combinations I'd say go with ipecac syrup FTW ... just make sure you're in the bathroom after you've swallowed it, you can set your watch by the amount of time it takes for the food to start it's reverse trip.
I don't suffer heartburn, yesterday it was because I had some nacho bell grande, pretty sure that amount of sour cream, fake cheese and chips would make ANYONE have heartburn lololol Today I have a bit of heartburn mostly because I'm a bit hung over :D
 
I don't suffer heartburn, yesterday it was because I had some nacho bell grande, pretty sure that amount of sour cream, fake cheese and chips would make ANYONE have heartburn lololol Today I have a bit of heartburn mostly because I'm a bit hung over :D
Let me get this straight, you came from Costa Rica to here and you willingly eat the slop Taco Bell shovels out? Really? Why, that shit's revolting. Nothing's real, that isn't sour cream they use, either. In fact Virtually Nothing they serve is real (their eggs have more than one ingredient, that's just not right) you should really check this out, shit would make anybody want to puke.

Ingredient Statement | Taco Bell

And then there's the nutrition breakdown: Taco Bell Calorie Counter (CalorieLab)

790 Calories and containing more than 1/2 the RDA of salt and fat (but like nothing else), in one plate ... you really could do better.
 
Yellow Tail wine gives me heartburn every time, no matter what variety. Used to have Friday night get togethers at a friend's house and that's the only wine she'd buy. Two sips and my stomach would start up.

Not trying to depress you or nothing but IMHO if you get heartburn from something it's your body's way of saying "Do Not Want". It's how my gluten intolerance first manifested, in fact.

For fun, instead of trying bizarre food combinations I'd say go with ipecac syrup FTW ... just make sure you're in the bathroom after you've swallowed it, you can set your watch by the amount of time it takes for the food to start it's reverse trip.

You can also set your watch by the amount if time it takes for you to think you're dying or going to throw up your stomach and consider a 911 call
 
You can also set your watch by the amount if time it takes for you to think you're dying or going to throw up your stomach and consider a 911 call
My husband once had to give it to his daughter (I don't remember what she got into but they had to call poison control). He was pretty impressed at the efficacy.
 
Okay, in the vein of Nan's original posting, I got something: My late mother was actually a really good cook. Like all good cooks, she got creative; like all people brought up in the depression, she hated wasting anything but particularly food. She used to clean the offices of a company that imported specialty cheeses and the salesperson often gave her sample cheeses. One time it was a LOT of really good Blue Cheese.

To this day I will never know what on Earth possessed her to make a lasagne out of that blue cheese but I can assure you, pungent blue cheese does not go with pasta and marinara sauce.
 
Let me get this straight, you came from Costa Rica to here and you willingly eat the slop Taco Bell shovels out? Really? Why, that shit's revolting. Nothing's real, that isn't sour cream they use, either. In fact Virtually Nothing they serve is real (their eggs have more than one ingredient, that's just not right) you should really check this out, shit would make anybody want to puke.

Ingredient Statement | Taco Bell

And then there's the nutrition breakdown: Taco Bell Calorie Counter (CalorieLab)

790 Calories and containing more than 1/2 the RDA of salt and fat (but like nothing else), in one plate ... you really could do better.
I had to make a snap decision of grabbing something to eat(it was 4p.m. and I had only had breakfast) before getting back on the highways for 2 hours, Taco Bell was all there was on that road before the highway, it was that or McDonalds. Lose-lose
 
Okay, in the vein of Nan's original posting, I got something: My late mother was actually a really good cook. Like all good cooks, she got creative; like all people brought up in the depression, she hated wasting anything but particularly food. She used to clean the offices of a company that imported specialty cheeses and the salesperson often gave her sample cheeses. One time it was a LOT of really good Blue Cheese.

To this day I will never know what on Earth possessed her to make a lasagne out of that blue cheese but I can assure you, pungent blue cheese does not go with pasta and marinara sauce.
Just the thought of a blue cheese lasagna made me gag
 
I had to make a snap decision of grabbing something to eat(it was 4p.m. and I had only had breakfast) before getting back on the highways for 2 hours, Taco Bell was all there was on that road before the highway, it was that or McDonalds. Lose-lose

should have gone with the crunchy taco 6 pack.

Or, from McDonald's, 2 McDoubles, ketchup only, toss out two buns and put the two sammichez together for a 4 patty burger, small fries, small hot fudge sundae, Large sweet tea (just to throw that in the face of the drive thru girl).
 
should have gone with the crunchy taco 6 pack.

Or, from McDonald's, 2 McDoubles, ketchup only, toss out two buns and put the two sammichez together for a 4 patty burger, small fries, small hot fudge sundae, Large sweet tea (just to throw that in the face of the drive thru girl).
Good idea CEO has there. Me, I'll go without eating instead of fast food, stuff messes my insides up, even if I can find something that's gluten free. McDonald's does salads that actually have real things in them and reasonable calories, BTW. There's even one I can have that has grilled chicken on it (wonder if it's real chicken, though?)

Ever since I saw that McDonald's French fries don't break down when left outside for a week and no animals or insects eat them, I'll never touch those things, though :eek:
 
lol. Gluten free...
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You don't think I'm one of those whack-jobs who eat this way by choice, do you? I have no choice, I'm gluten intolerant. I haven't had a decent slice of pizza since 1999. Fucking runs my life and it sucks. I go on vacation, I go out to eat, everything is about "what are the ingredients?". I fucking hate it.
 
:confused:

You don't think I'm one of those whack-jobs who eat this way by choice, do you? I have no choice, I'm gluten intolerant. I haven't had a decent slice of pizza since 1999. Fucking runs my life and it sucks. I go on vacation, I go out to eat, everything is about "what are the ingredients?". I fucking hate it.


I could eat battery acid and be just fine.
 
Good idea CEO has there. Me, I'll go without eating instead of fast food, stuff messes my insides up, even if I can find something that's gluten free. McDonald's does salads that actually have real things in them and reasonable calories, BTW. There's even one I can have that has grilled chicken on it (wonder if it's real chicken, though?)

Ever since I saw that McDonald's French fries don't break down when left outside for a week and no animals or insects eat them, I'll never touch those things, though :eek:

Youre pushing 50 right? How have you lived your life avoiding gluten that whole time?
 
You should put that to the test. Maybe post that shit up on YouTube.

Why do you hate me so much?

On a related note, I recently stopped drinking milk and switched to almond milk. I pretty much never fart anymore. I can't decide if that's a good thing or not.
 
Youre pushing 50 right? How have you lived your life avoiding gluten that whole time?
Pushing 50, sigh. More like 50 is pushing me ...

The gluten thing -- in hindsight, I was always a little sensitive to it (what elementary school aged kid gets indigestion from a donut?) But both of my parents had stomach problems and food issues so this or that specific food not agreeing with me wasn't weird. Mom told me I had a "lazy gallbladder" (WTF is that?) It didn't turn into a real issue until my 30s. Then everything with even the least bit of gluten -- and that was a fuckload of foods because at the time I was a vegetarian -- set off the heartburn. Nothing touched it. Over time other digestive problems cropped up.

I don't actually know anyone who was diagnosed as a child. If it's Celiac it's potentially life threatening and the symptoms are undeniable and usually start in childhood but gluten intolerance can set in at any age.
 
Why do you hate me so much?

On a related note, I recently stopped drinking milk and switched to almond milk. I pretty much never fart anymore. I can't decide if that's a good thing or not.
If I hated you I'd put you on ignore so STFU.

Speaking on behalf of all women, anything that makes a man fart less is always good.
 
Any while were on the subject of my butthole, chia seeds in my juicer are giving me hideous road rash.
 
Any while were on the subject of my butthole, chia seeds in my juicer are giving me hideous road rash.
Are you soaking them long enough before you consume them?
 
No, I scoop them out of the bag and right into the juicer. Same with the hemp seeds.
Try soaking the chia for about ten minutes then throwing the gel into the blender. They can actually cause digestive problems, at least for some people, if not soaked.

Everybody's different but the chia is going to attract water so if you're not consuming enough liquid it can bind things up.
 
:confused:

You don't think I'm one of those whack-jobs who eat this way by choice, do you? I have no choice, I'm gluten intolerant. I haven't had a decent slice of pizza since 1999. Fucking runs my life and it sucks. I go on vacation, I go out to eat, everything is about "what are the ingredients?". I fucking hate it.
Cant really drive and handle a bowl and fork at the same time
 
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