Home Depot Hunger Games

[samoth]

10 people locked in a fully lit, fully stocked Home Depot. You all begin in the center and have 3 minutes before you may engage in combat. What are your strategies and tactics?

 

[PICK3]

True Temper 40 in. Heavy-Duty Ditch Bank Blade-2316600 at The Home Depot

 

[miplank]

 

[AAP]

Nail gun + dozen circular saw blades to throw while standing behind hurricane proof impact resistant sliding doors.

Yeah, I win bitch. And I don't even get my hair mussed either. Fuck ya'll bitches trying to riding down each other with the lawn mowers.

 

[PICK3]

Nail gun + dozen circular saw blades to throw while standing behind hurricane proof impact resistant sliding doors.

Yeah, I win bitch. And I don't even get my hair mussed either. Fuck ya'll bitches trying to riding down each other with the lawn mowers.

no gasoline

electricity limited to extension cords

 

[AAP]

no gasoline

electricity limited to extension cords

Air pump then bish.

Or electric cord plugged in behind my impact sliding glass doors.

Or better yet a full decorated Xmas tree to ram up your ass.

 

[PICK3]

Air pump then bish.

Or electric cord plugged in behind my impact sliding glass doors.

Or better yet a full decorated Xmas tree to ram up your ass.

Also

no air pumps

no sliding glass doors

no Xmas trees




You cum in 2nd in the 1st annual Home Depot C&C Hunger Games


you're eliminated bish!

 

[Captain FT]

Stock up on sausage and pepper samiches before going in. Roll myself up in carpet and wait it out.

 

[AAP]

Also

no air pumps

no sliding glass doors

no Xmas trees




You cum in 2nd in the 1st annual Home Depot C&C Hunger Games


you're eliminated bish!

OP rules say :

FULLY LIT.

FULLY STOCKED.

You got your ass eliminated trying to argue about the rules in the first half minute.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'd step out front with a fist full of $50 bills and pay all the messicans in the parking lot to go in there and do the dirty work.

 

[AAP]

i'd step out front with a fist full of $50 bills and pay all the messicans in the parking lot to go in there and do the dirty work.

lol!!

 

[bigbassturd]

Lolol that's the 'merican way!!