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uamaverick

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Well guys, it finally happened. I'm fucking fat as fuck. I went out with my girl to dinner tonight, and wore one of my tailored suits. The pants were tight as fucking shit, and my gut was hanging over. I was like WTF!!!

WTF happened to me? I used to be a hot piece of ass. Somehow, my girl still thinks I'm hot, but she's probably sucking some other dude's ripped, muscular cock now. Mine is all fat and gay now. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

I'm 27 years old, and I look like fucking shit bros. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

Gonna go drink some winny now brochachos.
 
Last time you were here, you were bragging on getting back into the gym and still being strong as fuck.
 
Yeah I was going at it pretty good for about 2 months and then just stopped. Fuck. I can't put the old avi back up fag, I'm not plat any longer so it won't be the same unless you have the huge nigga face staring at you.
 
Summer is close...get off your fucking ass and hit the gym hard, and eat clean 6 days a week. Still enough time left to look good by late June if you get to work now.
 
Small size avi version of the nigga is back...it's just not the same without those huge eyes staring into your fucking soul.
 
It's a horrifying realization.
This buddy of mine ran into this black dude old friend he used to play football with, The guy says to him "What happened man, your shit is ragged!"

He comes home practically crying "my shit is ragged, god damn it my shit is ragged! I used to be a football star and now my shit is ragged!"

Fuck I still crack up about that.
 
Headholio said:
It's a horrifying realization.
This buddy of mine ran into this black dude old friend he used to play football with, The guy says to him "What happened man, your shit is ragged!"

He comes home practically crying "my shit is ragged, god damn it my shit is ragged! I used to be a football star and now my shit is ragged!"

Fuck I still crack up about that.
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lol one of my good friends used to play in the major junior hockey leagues (QMJHL) and was a pretty good prospect until he got injured. I didn't know him back then, but he moved down here to the states after he left the league. In the past year he basically just sat on his ass playing computer games day and night. He put on 40 lbs. One day he just texts me, "Dude...I look like a fucking American now. I weigh 220 lbs. Fuck."

I lol'd. He's already lost most of it in a month. Fucking athletes man...I wish I was one.



P.S. I don't weigh 220 lbs.
 
Fuck gear, I'm just gonna practice portion control, stop eating junk food, do cardio every day, and I'll be good to go.
 
Who the fuck are you? Jesus Christ that avi fucking bugs me
 
Captain FT said:
Peptides bro are pretty awesome. Datbtrue!
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hmmm, whats your screen name over at datbtrue...

I love that place

any real info I want I get from there, fuck everything else
I just realized my peptide stash is huge from there
 
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I'm cut down to 245...cardio 5 times a week, no weights...I'm getting fucking cut..and I'm seriously drinking winny
 
I'm on a steroid diet


Primo
Test
Katanadrol
Winny
Ephedrine

I take hydros for the headaches...I haven't touched a sip of alcohol in 3 months....I'm off to Ukraine in 3 weeks and there will be a lot of drinking going on haha
 
jnevin said:
Let's sumo together buddy.
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I can't wait to rub cocks together.

Did cardio today. Forgot how fucking geigh cardio is. I'd rather lift weights. Fuck. I'm gonna do cardio twice a day until I look like Christian Bale in The Machinist. That's my goal.
 
uamaverick said:
I can't wait to rub cocks together.

Did cardio today. Forgot how fucking geigh cardio is. I'd rather lift weights. Fuck. I'm gonna do cardio twice a day until I look like Christian Bale in The Machinist. That's my goal.
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I wanna look like Peter North
 
Wish I was 27 again. If you think its hard to lose fat now wait 10 years rob.
 
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Nah it hasn't been too hard. I've only been doing cardio every now and then. I'm just not eating 2 Wendy's Baconators every day now. Of course, eating 1000 mg of dinitrophenol per day always helps...jk
 
uamaverick said:
Nah it hasn't been too hard. I've only been doing cardio every now and then. I'm just not eating 2 Wendy's Baconators every day now. Of course, eating 1000 mg of dinitrophenol per day always helps...jk
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its the best way to get ripped for spring break of course

and revcovery from quadruple bypass
 
uamaverick said:
future ex. Weird thing is, I still have hard muscles underneath the fat. I don't have man boobs yet. Think fat Lee Priest, but like half that fat. That's how fat I am.
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This happens to me, still have pretty hard calves and biceps but need to lose a fuckload of weight, lost 16 pounds in the last2 months... still a lot more to go
 
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