Can i get married today?

[rose12]

Many many congratulations.

 

[caligirl85]

She's beautiful!! So happy for you

 

[PICK3]

It is, if you're into encrusted jizz and puke everywhere.

Yeah, I said it!

olololololol!

 

[jackangel]

Many many congratulations.

settle down. no need for all those extra congratulations.

a few would suffice. show off.

 

[-SD-]

One congrats per person here, this aint no fucking charity event

 

[nangiggles]

One congrats per person here, this aint no fucking charity event

I have half a congratulation for you bro, is that enough?

 

[hurricane]

here is my one

congratz dave! hope it all works out.bride is beauitful

 

[-SD-]

Thanks Robs!

 

[mustang_00]

mail order?? jk

you look happy!! congrats!

 

[-SD-]

mail order?? jk

you look happy!! congrats!

mail order from mexico

hahahahahhahahhaahha

 

[pdaddyII]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

 

[cindylou]

congratulations SuperDave I agree with smurf, she's got a nice rack nice work

 

[zwhit]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

nice work

I used mine to get a new cell phone a couple months ago. They wanted to mail me one but I told the manager my wife was pregnant and could go into labor any moment and he gave me a free upgrade. She was only like 20 weeks though.

They're useful at times

 

[bigbassturd]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

marriage is the #1 cause of divorce

Real stat

 

[wootoom]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

Cool story man

 

[-SD-]

Can i still say nomarriage.com?

Hahahahahaha