Can i get married today?

[-SD-]

Apparently i can

Still sick with flu though and can barely talk. Hope i dont have coughing fits in the ceremony, that would kinda suck.

2.5 hours till i sign my life away robs hahhahha

But seriously its all good, shes more than i could have ever asked for.

Getting married in Teh Jacket and murdercycle so of course pics will follow here.

 

[zwhit]

Congrats. Good luck. She's cheating on you. Post nudes.

 

[C0LUMB0]

Dont do it man.

...your mopping days will be over, forever.

and then there's the fuckin endless nagging.

she will sap the will to live right out of you.





other than that congrats and good luck rob.

 

[wootoom]

Man you have to delay it for 2 weeks

 

[bigbassturd]

Your life is over rob, it's all downhill from here

Congrats man,

engage that shit, wed that shit

 

[wootoom]

Ah shit man, I'm not even married

 

[wootoom]

Consider it a divorce

 

[WoodyO]

film the honeymoon sechuals for us.

 

[smurf2]

YOu're getting married at a courthouse? Chris and I got married on a Wednesday at 3:30pm. So random.


Congrats!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

YOu're getting married at a courthouse? Chris and I got married on a Wednesday at 3:30pm. So random.


Congrats!

fuck you remember the time and day of the week?

 

[WoodyO]

I got married in a church by a priest who couldn't remember my name during the ceremony, and basically called the wife stupid prior to the ceremony.

 

[smurf2]

fuck you remember the time and day of the week?

Yes. You're screwed~!

 

[-SD-]

YOu're getting married at a courthouse? Chris and I got married on a Wednesday at 3:30pm. So random.


Congrats!

It's at an open air nondenominational chapel in the texas hill country

Real nice like

 

[caligirl85]

Congrats!!! Enjoy the moment!

 

[Headholio]

Condolences.

 

[wootoom]

I got married in a church by a priest who couldn't remember my name during the ceremony, and basically called the wife stupid prior to the ceremony.

Great story

 

[WoodyO]

Great story

I can tell it again if you want.

 

[wootoom]

I hate marriage stories

 

[WoodyO]

I hate marriage

 

[pdaddyII]

I've been married to the same woman for 50 years and we are still sooooo madly in love, everyone look how happy I am!

Digi

 

[wootoom]

I've been married to the same woman for 50 years and we are still sooooo madly in love, everyone look how happy I am!

Digi

Be hahahahahaahaha

 

[digimon7068]

I've been married to the same woman for 50 years and we are still sooooo madly in love, everyone look how happy I am!

Digi

it's only been 20 years...and i gave up trying to save you fuckers a long time ago...be miserable if you want...i tried

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off with the smilie faces

 

[miplank]

Lololololololollolollo

 

[wootoom]

Bwhahahaahahahahaha

 

[digimon7068]

it's only been 20 years...and i gave up trying to save you fuckers a long time ago...be miserable if you want...i tried

fixed

 

[mrplunkey]

fuck you remember the time and day of the week?

All women remember the date and time of their last blowjob ever.

 

[dabuffguy]

Congratulations bro. Hope you guys have a happy life together.

 

[Headholio]

I hate marriage stories

Weddings always make me cry... for the groom

 

[shirlene29]

good luck!

 

[zeosim]

Congrats, I hope your wearing cowboy boots and hat. Texan style

 

[hardrock]

Good luck Robert Zemeckis.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using EliteFitness

 

[binö]

Weddings always make me cry... for the groom

every wedding i've been to i've had to be escorted out by police...and i don't even drink.

 

[binö]

and SD with a heavy heart i wish you a special wedding and i hope a masculine child will
begin to grow inwomb tonight.
but i wanted you to be single for ever, cycling around and banging sleaze
discuss

 

[smurf2]

All women remember the date and time of their last blowjob ever.

lol my husband still gets amazing blowies from me!

 

[wootoom]

Wear teh jacket bro!!! Congrats brother..to my best EF bud

 

[bigbassturd]

Congrats to my best EF bud

Wtf!

 

[-SD-]

ok wedding was sweet, mariachi band played, she was hot, im sick as fuck, its cold as fuck, murdercycle and Teh Jacket was cool as fuck, everyone was awesome.

I cant sleep since ive been so sick so figured i would check in with my robs

Robert Earl Keen

 

[the_alcatraz]

Congrats bro. Marriage is a beautiful thing but it's really tough too. I went through so much shit with my failed marriage it breaks my fucking heart. I hope you fare better than I did.

 

[ceo]

take a dose of NyQuil, Robert Duvall.

If that don't work, get some cough sizzurp with codeine from your doctor, Robert Louis Stevenson.

 

[mustang_00]

seems like only yesterday you were taking drunken videos for us wearing only the jacket and underwear holding a gun.

how long have i been gone??? when the fuck did you get a chick? last thing i remember is you living with some dude.

congrats rob!!

 

[AFeedz]

Congrats SD. I'm happy you found your person.

 

[mrplunkey]

Congrats SD. I'm happy you found your person.

SD knew from the moment he saw her that this was the woman he would someday share visitation rights with.

 

[-SD-]

Im always on the lookout for any future exes

 

[shirlene29]

congrats now that the deed is done...

hopefully it goes better than my three...er, two marriages!

 

[-SD-]

If you cant get it right by age 38 you wont ever get it right

 

[wootoom]

Consider this a divorce in 2150 days and 2 weeks

 

[-SD-]

Our honeymoon is the old fashioned spaceship to saturn

 

[wootoom]

Our honeymoon is the old fashioned spaceship to saturn

Wtf why not mars? Johnny can will be waiting at the Marsport

 

[-SD-]

Wtf why not mars? Johnny can will be waiting at the Marsport

*cab

too many mutant uprisings on mars and unsafe for teh new wife

She really loves the rings of saturn but i may take her to rekall for a memory wipe if she starts bitching about the price

 

[psizzle_8]

SD knew from the moment he saw her that this was the woman he would someday share visitation rights with.

Hahahaha

Congrats SD

 

[C0LUMB0]

Our honeymoon is the old fashioned spaceship to saturn

wood she like to see uranus ?

 

[princesa]

ok wedding was sweet, mariachi band played, she was hot, im sick as fuck, its cold as fuck, murdercycle and Teh Jacket was cool as fuck, everyone was awesome.

I cant sleep since ive been so sick so figured i would check in with my robs

Robert Earl Keen

WHAT???? NO!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

Less than a year ago (?) you were so against marriage. How did this happen?


Btw, I told you so. I said one day, didn't think it would be this soon.

 

[-SD-]

WHAT???? NO!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

Less than a year ago (?) you were so against marriage. How did this happen?


Btw, I told you so. I said one day, didn't think it would be this soon.

Trust me, no ones more surprised when I look back at this last year than me. But thats probably how I know its right and true, because I was against it my whole life and definitely locked and loaded for bachelorhood for the next few years at least. It took a woman like her to keep a guy like me, or some such sappy shit Im sure hahah

And shes cheating on me with the mariachi band, of course

 

[princesa]

Trust me, no ones more surprised when I look back at this last year than me. But thats probably how I know its right and true, because I was against it my whole life and definitely locked and loaded for bachelorhood for the next few years at least. It took a woman like her to keep a guy like me, or some such sappy shit Im sure hahah

And shes cheating on me with the mariachi band, of course

That's truly awesome. Congrats!!!

 

[smurf2]

Can we get some wedding pics up in here?

 

[-SD-]

Can we get some wedding pics up in here?

Her uncle took all the pics so were waiting on him

 

[redsamurai]

SD knew from the moment he saw her that this was the woman he would someday share visitation rights with.

you didnt' step in and advise a ngr about how to stepford co. that shit? bad bro material right there.

 

[redsamurai]

fuck you remember the time and day of the week?

people usually vividly remember those life altering decisions that landed them in the sea of hopelessness, despair and misery that they currently reside in.

 

[smurf2]

Her uncle took all the pics so were waiting on him

OK. Tell Uncle Javier I'm waiting. But I'm not very patient.

 

[nefertiti]

OK. Tell Uncle Javier I'm waiting. But I'm not very patient.

Me either!

 

[caligirl85]

Me either!!

 

[WoodyO]

You let a Mexican uncle take all the pics and your gonna end up with a memory card full of pics of empty corona bottle and underage flower girls.

 

[pdaddyII]

You let a Mexican uncle take all the pics and your gonna end up with a memory card full of pics of empty corona bottle and underage flower girls.

Lololol, waiting on a Mexican...can I cliche'?

 

[jackangel]

what the fuck?

 

[WoodyO]

Did you guys hear about the two car collision in the wal mart parking lot?

50 mexicans were injured.

 

[bigbassturd]

Racist!

 

[binö]

Did you guys hear about the two car collision in the wal mart parking lot?

50 mexicans were injured.

*walmart

 

[WoodyO]

Mexican jokes are part of our daily routine in border towns.

 

[bigbassturd]

I live in TX, you want beaner jokes? Pull up a chair.

 

[WoodyO]

Racist!

 

[pdaddyII]

Lolololololol

 

[-SD-]

Ok this is all Ive got so far and its from the reception. You can see my my arm as Im holding her hand from across the table here.

 

[AFeedz]

Ok this is all Ive got so far and its from the reception. You can see my my arm as Im holding her hand from across the table here.

Ahhhhhhhhh! So cute!

I'm so happy for you SD, she looks so pretty.
I still can't believe *you* got married. Yay!

 

[PICK3]

You took her mom on the honeymoon with you?

 

[-SD-]

You took her mom on the honeymoon with you?

Its the reception

 

[PICK3]

Its the reception

I know

answer the question

 

[-SD-]

I know

answer the question

honeymoon isnt until spring sometime

probably gonna go to NOLA rob

 

[PICK3]

honeymoon isnt until spring sometime

probably gonna go to NOLA rob

it's a lovely town

 

[-SD-]

it's a lovely town

Your roads suck though

 

[PICK3]

Your roads suck though

that's why I'm going to be rawking a pickup truck soon

 

[bigbassturd]

honeymoon isnt until spring sometime

probably gonna go to NOLA rob

you have to pass right through my town

 

[-SD-]

you have to pass right through my town

dallas isnt on the way to nola from austin rob

unless youre in houston

 

[bigbassturd]

Neither. I'm on the coast in SETX off I10

 

[PICK3]

Neither. I'm on the coast in SETX off I10

wut a shit hole!

 

[-SD-]

Neither. I'm on the coast in SETX off I10

you have my condolensces rob

 

[bigbassturd]

wut a shit hole!

You don't know!

 

[bigbassturd]

you have my condolensces rob

can I hurricane?

 

[-SD-]

can I hurricane?

can i hog hunt?

 

[bigbassturd]

Not with an assault style rifle

 

[-SD-]

fuck yo gun bans

 

[bigbassturd]

We hog hunt a shit ton here.

Deer, ducks, quails, hogs, snipe, fags, bears, ngrs, coyotes, bobcats, cougars, you name it. We hunt it all.

 

[-SD-]

love me some snipe, shits hard as fuck to find though

jackalope too

 

[bigbassturd]

Last time I went snipe hunting I got dumped hahahahahahahahahaha

Can I take a joke?

 

[smurf2]

Ok this is all Ive got so far and its from the reception. You can see my my arm as Im holding her hand from across the table here.

Nice rack!

 

[smurf2]

somebody needs to make this their siggy

No marriage for me rob, I like my freedom

 

[-SD-]

somebody needs to make this their siggy

fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk


just a matter of time before all my old posts now used against me.

can i self pwn?

 

[zwhit]

Nice rack!

Indeed

 

[WoodyO]

Can I motorboat?

 

[mrplunkey]

it's a lovely town

It is, if you're into encrusted jizz and puke everywhere.

Yeah, I said it!