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"micro turkish penis" is redundant. Just "micro penis" or "turkish penis" would have been equally effective.
 
its gonna be one long story so i will write in many parts . that way you can give advice or make fun of each part i am starting
 
i was born in a small village. turkey had a hard time and my hometown is in the east side of turkey which is very dark where girls have no right and people are uneducated and all kinds of crimes are originated from there.my childhood friend-cousin and neighbour is a prostitute . my other friend got arrested and i got kidnapped once so you can guess what kind of place. i can only remember from 2 years old. i remember my father would beat everyone in the house everyday for no reason. and since everyone in the family is fucked up they would be agressive and hit me too. so i got beaten by my father mother and sister every single day for no reason. i didnt even think about the reason it was a routine. i was just " ah my beating time has come . just get beaten so i can play again."
 
I'm all for trolling, but this is already getting ridiculous. You're try too hard to troll us. Alon Gabbay can show you the proper way.
 
when i was 6 i was already pretty fucked for getting beaten. i had all kinds of disases and my father wouldnt buy anything but the cheapest grains. so i had no vegetable no meat no protein vitamin only carbs. i still have effect of those my liver and kidney isnt well i had 4 surgeries

this is how i was born

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and this is how i was 4 years old

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when i started the primary school i was bullied the first day . my teacher was an asshole as well . he would just beat everyone for fun and threaten us if we tell our parents he would tell about us. so that time i was getting beaten by father mother sister. teacher and classmates. i had to carry a stick with me to defend myself everyday and when i tell my father about it he just told me "you are a weakling. you arent my son" and he beat me again. it was around 10 years old when i realised he never accepted me as his son because i was born asian. i heard he went to doctor and told them its a mistake i cant be his son. so i was hated by my family from the start
 
i was born in a small village. turkey had a hard time and my hometown is in the east side of turkey which is very dark where girls have no right and people are uneducated and all kinds of crimes are originated from there.my childhood friend-cousin and neighbour is a prostitute . my other friend got arrested and i got kidnapped once so you can guess what kind of place. i can only remember from 2 years old. i remember my father would beat everyone in the house everyday for no reason. and since everyone in the family is fucked up they would be agressive and hit me too. so i got beaten by my father mother and sister every single day for no reason. i didnt even think about the reason it was a routine. i was just " ah my beating time has come . just get beaten so i can play again."

What the shit is this malarcky?
 
i will skip the details. when 10 years old i got my first surgery . appendicitis. my father didnt take me to a hospital. i couldnt open my eyes and i felt like i was about to die. pain was unbearable. then it became more and more difficult to breathe. then i faint . i woke up in hospital they directly took me to hospital and surgery room. then they put me to sleep again and i woke up. because of my father my organs were damaged and if we were late a little i could be dead. time passed. went to primary school. everything same. went to high school . then things changed. i learned my father is a pedo . he touched some girls and their parents were yelling at my father. that cunt wouldnt buy me anything but would spend all of his money for other children then i udnerstood the reason. because he is fucked up he got angry and started hit my mom with iron. i lost my anger grabbed a knife and jumped on him . my mother stopped me . then i told him if he ever hits my mom i am gonna kill him in his dream. it was the first time i got angry so he was scared. then things got more fucked up
 
Jesus christ...... Ok.....for the first time ever I'll stop being an asshole for one post.


You live in a fucking 3rd world country.....what do you expect? Your surrounded by camel jockey - sand monkey mother fuckers. Arabic men are scum bags. But you wouldnt know the difference between 3rd world and real world because you have never been out of turkey correct? Bro....MOVE the fuck out of turkey already. China, USA, UK, wherever. Dont move to another middle eastern shit hole.
 
i was 14 years old. i threatened my dad. and nobody is talking to anyone in the house. my mom used to buy me clothes and shoes since my father wouldnt buy anything. now she is wounded. then i went to a petshop. i read alot about fish and i know how to breed them. that time i was the only one that knows it . so worked as part time job. when i was 17 years old my english was good enough then i started a translation job which was 250 dollars a month . i invested in fish and when i was upon graduation i sold all the fish tanks and everything and with the money i searched a place to study. i wanted to give my mother a good life because i have to take care of her and me in a young age. chinese was the best paid job so i went to china. as soon as i moved to china my dad beat my mom again. so after 4 months i had to come back. spending all the money i have. then i rented a house for my mom in turkey . gave all of her money. she wouldnt take it so i lied. i said i have much more. then i went to china with zero money except the road fee. for 5 years i worked every single day including holidays 7 days a week after school. i was sending some to mom and using other myself. my sister helped me some when i cant find a job
 
i literally learned wrestling from my dad. he would always hit with a stick or club so i would do my best to defend myself . i wouldnt just sit down and get beaten. because whatever i do i would get beaten anyway. i went to a taekwondo course after the first surgery i was successful but my dad thought i would rebel on him (which i would surely do) so he took me . he was sucn an asshole wouldnt let me do anything. i had alelrgy to smoke he would smoke near me and wouldnt let me leave. he wouldnt let me pray. play any game. i had to stand there and be his fucking slave. he would smoke every fucking minute and i had to clean his table and give him another cub every minute. i was washing clothes cooking doing all kinds of shit. then he would beat me for doing girl stuff. what a cunt! forces me to do then beat me for doing. i would wake up in the morning and do whatever i remember from taekwondo. basic cardio . kicking etc.. i had all time to practise in school because of bulliers. my whole life was in a violent environment. in high school i was strong enough to defend myself . then they would bet on me and it would be like a cage fight. one comes if i defeat 2 comes then 4 then 8 .my last fight was alone vs 13 boys i got my finger shoulder dislocated one eye bleeding all skin pealed. then teachers came and those fuckers got sent to other schools then i was free.only 2 boys in the class and others are all girls . after this environment when i went to china it was quite a shock
 
for the first time in my life a girl said i look handsome. and i dont need to be aware anymore. i can put my hands in my pocket without worrying an ambush. i could sleep without worrying my dad coming home. i had no responsibility. i could goto sleep and come home without any worry. it was like heaven all i need to worry was money. mom was somewhere else safe and sister was in another city working. i had a gf first time and had a puppy everything was fine. my marks very excellent i was respected by everyone. later i graduated and came back to turkey. my mother didnt see me for 4.5 years because i would work during holiday. i had to come back and see myself if everything is ok. i dont trust her because she doesnt want me worry and say everything is fine. then i came back hoping to find a good job. then i realised i came to turkey. my previous hell
 
when i came back i solved all of family problems. now i can finally leave the country without worrying about anything. but the thing is i cant find any good job here. in china i could earn at least 3 times then here. now all i have is around 7000 dollars maximum .in turkey i must go to army which is 6 or 15 months. then if i want a good job i must wait until summer for 8 months. then i will have an exam and wait for 3 months then i will have a tourist guide course for 6 months. in s hort. I HAVE TO STUDY AND WAIT FOR 2 YEARS just to start to work. without tourist guide i cant find any good job all they offer is around 600 dollars and they dont give a shit how talented you are or how many languages you can speak. and obviously its not enough to take care of mom and me. and i wasted my 5 years didnt have a single day to rest. i lost my eye sight now i have to wear giant eyeglasses. my right ear cant hear for listening to simultanous translations all the time. i sacrificed my health and youth for it and i obviously wont work with that salary. and i hate turkey because of obvious reasons. everytime i go out everyone stares at mem. people always make fun of me even now. if i beat everyone of them and the whole population would disappear. all i can do is to wear headphone and ignore everyone. even in gym they keep staring at me . i go to somewhere noone can see but they still look at the mirror and talk about me . and turkish girls hate asians boys so i will always be the weird alien creature and i dont have any chance to find a gf or good job or a good life here. if i go to china i will spend all of my money for visa plane and tuition for visa. rent etc... and i dont want to stay in china because it sucks. weather is so polluted that when you deep breathe its like you are standing at the back of a car. food is terrible. water is terrible. weather is terrible. full of cheaters everything is fake too crowded. so i dont want to go to china too
 
You see.....this is why you have issues. You know the answer to this shit before you post it. This is why your constantly blacked out. Dumb shit like this:

I moved to China...it was like heaven. Then I went back to Turkey....hell....the land of dirt huts, cigar burns, pedos and goats. WTF is wrong with you man....?
 
so . if i stay i am fucked. if i go to china i am fucked. there is only one option which is loan money go to a country to study and look for a job which is very risky and success chance is %1
 
so . if i stay i am fucked. if i go to china i am fucked. there is only one option which is loan money go to a country to study and look for a job which is very risky and success chance is %1

Sounds like you would be better off getting a one way to the USA. This faggot gov't we have will grant you asylum and give you a job and house you.
Even sleeping in a shelter in NYC would be better than Turkey.
 
other turkish in my position usually find an old ugly woman and seduce her and marry her. then when he has citizenship he just divorces. but i cant do that thats too cruel. my only chance is to apply for study visa and find a company to sponsor me visa. if you were me would you spend all of your money for %1 chance or stay in turkey live in hell or go to china and die because of disase young? i feel like i have many options without an option whatever i do i am fucked. any idea?
 
other turkish in my position usually find an old ugly woman and seduce her and marry her. then when he has citizenship he just divorces. but i cant do that thats too cruel. my only chance is to apply for study visa and find a company to sponsor me visa. if you were me would you spend all of your money for %1 chance or stay in turkey live in hell or go to china and die because of disase young? i feel like i have many options without an option whatever i do i am fucked. any idea?

So what does a ticket to the USA cost? One way. If you have $7000 you cant tell me you wouldnt have at least $5000 left once you get here. Dont go to L.A. or NYC where it would cost all your cash to live for a week. Pick some little shit town and get a tiny cheap ass apartment and get a job within walking distance.
 
So what does a ticket to the USA cost? One way. If you have $7000 you cant tell me you wouldnt have at least $5000 left once you get here. Dont go to L.A. or NYC where it would cost all your cash to live for a week. Pick some little shit town and get a tiny cheap ass apartment and get a job within walking distance.


Mexican's come here with less, and stay for generations. Sounds like the Turks aren't as hard as they think they are.
 
So what does a ticket to the USA cost? One way. If you have $7000 you cant tell me you wouldnt have at least $5000 left once you get here. Dont go to L.A. or NYC where it would cost all your cash to live for a week. Pick some little shit town and get a tiny cheap ass apartment and get a job within walking distance.

if i apply for a one month school i will have a place to stay for one month . but if i cant find then i will lose everything. my online friends are all from usa so i want to go too. but finding a company to sponsor me visa is too difficult. if i spend all of my money cant go to china too. then i will be stuck to turkey forever. jsut thinking about it scares the hell out of me. what is asylum anyway?
 
Mexican's come here with less, and stay for generations. Sounds like the Turks aren't as hard as they think they are.

Mexicans are some hard ass motherfuckers. Whats for dinner tonight mom? Dirt son. YAyyyyyy.



Seriously....this dude could get his ass to the USA for $2k or less right? So with $5k in his pocket he could get a bus to anywhere and if he was smart and careful could live probably 3 months or more off his cash while looking for a job. I know there are some real job/immigrant friendly places. But where.
 
Mexicans are some hard ass motherfuckers. Whats for dinner tonight mom? Dirt son. YAyyyyyy.



Seriously....this dude could get his ass to the USA for $2k or less right? So with $5k in his pocket he could get a bus to anywhere and if he was smart and careful could live probably 3 months or more off his cash while looking for a job. I know there are some real job/immigrant friendly places. But where.

Probably less. Turkey to the UK for $250-500, UK to the US or Canada for $500-750.

Shit, even Mexico or Central America would be fine. I eat at a Chinese restaurant in TJ all the time, and it's 2 generations of full-on Chinese immigrants that have learned Spanish, built homes and adapted to life in TJ.
 
Political asylum. Google it. But I dont think you would qualify. Maybe?



If all your internet friends are in the USA then ask them if you can stay with one of them. I'm pretty sure Woody has a spare bedroom.
Anyways...fuck this one month study visa. If your going to move somewhere then just apply for citizenship. Study, take the test and be done with it.

Mexicans swim across the river/border at night. Avoiding cops, dogs, helicopters and have nothing with them. Most of them end up ok. You have $7000. I think you can figure it out.
 
Political asylum. Google it. But I dont think you would qualify. Maybe?



If all your internet friends are in the USA then ask them if you can stay with one of them. I'm pretty sure Woody has a spare bedroom.
Anyways...fuck this one month study visa. If your going to move somewhere then just apply for citizenship. Study, take the test and be done with it.

Mexicans swim across the river/border at night. Avoiding cops, dogs, helicopters and have nothing with them. Most of them end up ok. You have $7000. I think you can figure it out.

Yep, I'll rent you a room for $7K/mo. Got to warn you - San Diego's pretty expensive though. Our poverty line is like $60K/yr.
 
buy a roundtrip ticket to the US because you are visiting disneyworld. they will grant you a visa if you are a tourist, i don't see why they would deny you.

oops you missed your flight back oh well. and then just stay.

go work at a chinese restaurant, they have them in every corner of the US. be a busboy, waiter, cook whatever.. make 40-50 bucks a day.. no one cares here if you have your papers or not.. the govt acts like they care but they really don't.. without low wage immigrant workers we all would be paying 2-3X for food. keep your mouth shut that you are here illegally, no one has to know shit.

then marry an american chick who you trust (pay her a few grand and a weekend in vegas and boom its done) and get your papers.. then from there sky is the limit. you can work as a translator, teacher, hell maybe open up your own turkish/chinese restaurant.. who knows. you can get a degree and work for the feds making 100K a year translating. a buddy of mine has shits for brains , weighs about 150 pounds, and spent 5 years partying in college... but because he knows chinese makes 170K per year working for the feds in security lol..
 
buy a roundtrip ticket to the US because you are visiting disneyworld. they will grant you a visa if you are a tourist, i don't see why they would deny you.

oops you missed your flight back oh well. and then just stay.

go work at a chinese restaurant, they have them in every corner of the US. be a busboy, waiter, cook whatever.. make 40-50 bucks a day.. no one cares here if you have your papers or not.. the govt acts like they care but they really don't.. without low wage immigrant workers we all would be paying 2-3X for food. keep your mouth shut that you are here illegally, no one has to know shit.

then marry an american chick who you trust (pay her a few grand and a weekend in vegas and boom its done) and get your papers.. then from there sky is the limit. you can work as a translator, teacher, hell maybe open up your own turkish/chinese restaurant.. who knows. you can get a degree and work for the feds making 100K a year translating. a buddy of mine has shits for brains but because he knows chinese makes 170K per year working for the feds.

Better than my idea and he's right especially if you can speak chinese.
 
buy a roundtrip ticket to the US because you are visiting disneyworld. they will grant you a visa if you are a tourist, i don't see why they would deny you.

oops you missed your flight back oh well. and then just stay.

go work at a chinese restaurant, they have them in every corner of the US. be a busboy, waiter, cook whatever.. make 40-50 bucks a day.. no one cares here if you have your papers or not.. the govt acts like they care but they really don't.. without low wage immigrant workers we all would be paying 2-3X for food. keep your mouth shut that you are here illegally, no one has to know shit.

then marry an american chick who you trust (pay her a few grand and a weekend in vegas and boom its done) and get your papers.. then from there sky is the limit. you can work as a translator, teacher, hell maybe open up your own turkish/chinese restaurant.. who knows. you can get a degree and work for the feds making 100K a year translating. a buddy of mine has shits for brains but because he knows chinese makes 170K per year working for the feds.


i know chinese japanese english and turkish i guess if i solve visa problem i can surely find a job. if i apply for a cheap english course then i will have one month free time. which city would you suggest ?
 
go to where your friends are here. it will help to know people to guide you along.

like burn said generally the smaller rural areas are cheaper but they aren't the most immigrant friendly. the northeast cities like boston, NYC, Philly, DC and of course California are immigrant friendly but they are expensive unless you live in the slummy parts. then again if you work in the service industry you would get paid more living in those places ..

a city like Miami has an influx of cubans all the time who are allowed to stay because of the wet foot/dry foot policy.. if they make it to shore they stay. but since you don't speak spanish it wouldn't be a good fit..

Canada is also another option for you. Vancouver has a lot of asians
 
if i apply for a one month school i will have a place to stay for one month . but if i cant find then i will lose everything. my online friends are all from usa so i want to go too. but finding a company to sponsor me visa is too difficult. if i spend all of my money cant go to china too. then i will be stuck to turkey forever. jsut thinking about it scares the hell out of me. what is asylum anyway?

Now why the fuck would you go to China??? Wages are low, housing is expensive - kind of like California but with less asians.
 
i know chinese japanese english and turkish i guess if i solve visa problem i can surely find a job. if i apply for a cheap english course then i will have one month free time. which city would you suggest ?

Just do as steve suggested. get a round trip ticket and skip the flight home. If you have an expired visa they are more likely to come looking for you. But he's right. No one would probably give a shit either.
Just research areas with alot of asian population. But then again in the US most people dont give a shit about immigrants. As long as you dont go to the rural southern USA you will be fine. I would stick to the north east. NYC, Boston, Philadelphia.
You dont look arabic really so you dont look like a stereotypical slimy middle eastern terrorist so you'll be fine. If you did I would say nevermind because if you want the worst racism in the USA then look/dress like your straight out of Iraq or Iran.

Heres a tip too..... If you come to the USA....seriously now....i'm not trying to be funny.....wear fucking deoderant!!! No one from the middle east fucking wears deoderant. They all smell like curry, onions and rotten arm pits. You want to experience hate in the USA....walk around smelling like your from India or the middle east. Seriously.
 
ok - go to Middle East for a construction job. Dubai or Saudi. Save some money. Go home and ass rape your Dad and then think about coming to USA. Don't do it now, don't waste money on one month school.

However, there used to be a service in Asia that set up saltwater fish tanks in your office. They just charged you a monthly fee for the tanks and fish. Changed out fish all the time so you could have something else to look at. I always that would work her.
 
ok - go to Middle East for a construction job. Dubai or Saudi. Save some money. Go home and ass rape your Dad and then think about coming to USA. Don't do it now, don't waste money on one month school.

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Yeah....if your coming here you gotta forget the school thing for a little bit. You need to get a job, place to live and get yourself together. Then when you can live week to week and you have a routine down that you can manage...then start to think about schools and other shit like that. I would just focus on getting the fuck out of dirt hut camel land.
 
Just do as steve suggested. get a round trip ticket and skip the flight home. If you have an expired visa they are more likely to come looking for you. But he's right. No one would probably give a shit either.
Just research areas with alot of asian population. But then again in the US most people dont give a shit about immigrants. As long as you dont go to the rural southern USA you will be fine. I would stick to the north east. NYC, Boston, Philadelphia.
You dont look arabic really so you dont look like a stereotypical slimy middle eastern terrorist so you'll be fine. If you did I would say nevermind because if you want the worst racism in the USA then look/dress like your straight out of Iraq or Iran.

Heres a tip too..... If you come to the USA....seriously now....i'm not trying to be funny.....wear fucking deoderant!!! No one from the middle east fucking wears deoderant. They all smell like curry, onions and rotten arm pits. You want to experience hate in the USA....walk around smelling like your from India or the middle east. Seriously.

i guess finally this asian face will be useful. most of turkish look like arabians. i will wear as much asian as possible. i got sweating problem so always carrying everything to prevent smell
 
Yeah....if your coming here you gotta forget the school thing for a little bit. You need to get a job, place to live and get yourself together. Then when you can live week to week and you have a routine down that you can manage...then start to think about schools and other shit like that. I would just focus on getting the fuck out of dirt hut camel land.


school is just for visa. for tourist visa i must have lots of money and chance is low so student visa has the highest chance. and i wont study i will take night classes and i will have 1 month before and after school free time . its around 500 dollars a month . i will spend my whole time for job i dont need to study english anymore anyway
 
school is just for visa. for tourist visa i must have lots of money and chance is low so student visa has the highest chance. and i wont study i will take night classes and i will have 1 month before and after school free time . its around 500 dollars a month . i will spend my whole time for job i dont need to study english anymore anyway

You can come to America and work for me for $5 an hour you have any construction skills
 
school is just for visa. for tourist visa i must have lots of money and chance is low so student visa has the highest chance. and i wont study i will take night classes and i will have 1 month before and after school free time . its around 500 dollars a month . i will spend my whole time for job i dont need to study english anymore anyway

Well, whatever gets you a plane ticket I guess. Again...one month....who cares. Just stay when its up. Apply for citizenship for Christ sake. Does turkey get all pissy when they give out visa's and people don't come back?
Actually if you come over and tell the US gov't your being persecuted for your religion they will take care of you too. There are a ton of ways to get to stay here.
 
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