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blueta2

blueta2

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I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss
 
So that's a no on the a2m?
 
LOLOL^^^


I don't discuss poop with my husband unless its the dog's or the baby's
beyond the...hey, uh...sorry for the stomach virus you're about to get if you haven't already and "are you blowing up the bathroom again? fuck. turn the fan on!!"
jus sayin
 
shirlene29 said:
LOLOL^^^


I don't discuss poop with my husband unless its the dog's or the baby's
beyond the...hey, uh...sorry for the stomach virus you're about to get if you haven't already and "are you blowing up the bathroom again? fuck. turn the fan on!!"
jus sayin
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Don't lie. I know you take a big ol' steamer in the bowl while he's taking a hot shower.
 
I have no trouble talking poop or bodily functions when I get comfortable with someone, but after a week?
 
poop is nasty, i still don't talk about poop with my wife of 6 years
 
EarthRider said:
poop is nasty, i still don't talk about poop with my wife of 6 years
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i cant tell you're a fucking prude pussy that way....i bet you get out of the shower to take a piss as well..
 
ER there is something nice about that....I'm a romantic at heart and like keeping the romance alive.
Woot can talk poop with me though cause I would be into him no matter what ;-)
 
wootoom said:
i cant tell you're a fucking prude pussy that way....i bet you get out of the shower to take a piss as well..
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gawd you're a fucking dickhead lately

no i piss in the shower

no i don't piss on my wife woodyo, and you're wondering why you're sleeping alone, fuck you're stupid
 
I have to agree with you blu. I just dont need to hear about that. If I was going out on a date and my stomach was acting up I would cancell and just say having some stomach issues.
I after 23 years I wouldnt use the bathroom either bodily function with my ex in the bathroom. Just dont need to be there.
 
captainahole said:
I have to agree with you blu. I just dont need to hear about that. If I was going out on a date and my stomach was acting up I would cancell and just say having some stomach issues.
I after 23 years I wouldnt use the bathroom either bodily function with my ex in the bathroom. Just dont need to be there.
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i will take a piss with my wife in the room but that is all. she does the same. neither of us will shit or talk about our shit with each other. I will actually lock the door when I take a poop
 
beautiful women are meant to be treated like a flower you shit heads
 
EarthRider said:
gawd you're a fucking dickhead lately

no i piss in the shower

no i don't piss on my wife woodyo, and you're wondering why you're sleeping alone, fuck you're stupid
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god dammit stoppit...now there's a spot on the mattress you fucking assholes. :lmao:






only at EF are you gonna see convo's like this.
 
blueta2 said:
I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss
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ok now that i've collected myself....thumbs down bluta, sorry. I mean if all the guy said was he had diarhhea what's the big deal? If he's all dreamy and shit just take him....don't let stupid stuff bother you and ruin a possible good time.
 
captainahole said:
i have to agree with you blu. I just dont need to hear about that. If i was going out on a date and my stomach was acting up i would cancell and just say having some stomach issues.
I after 23 years i wouldnt use the bathroom either bodily function with my ex in the bathroom. Just dont need to be there.
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zackly!!!
 
lander2312 said:
Was this an episode of Seinfield?

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It felt like it....He is a great guy, but has no game. I get turned off to fast.

RedSam: I need a "bad boy" and a elusive guy to get all hot, when they are fawning all over me and talk about "hershey squirts" I am not so much into it.
 
blueta2 said:
It felt like it....He is a great guy, but has no game. I get turned off to fast.

RedSam: I need a "bad boy" and a elusive guy to get all hot, when they are fawning all over me and talk about "hershey squirts" I am not so much into it.
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ok so how much did he go into it? i got the impression he just mentioned he was sick all day nand had the runs. Now if he droned on and on about it, ok ic your point.



and so this is why you love wulf isn't it? :lmao:
 
I like wulf's avi

Well he said "When I got home last night, everything came out of me" (we went to eat) and then he said "And today it was really coming out"


Even so, NO POOP TALK UNTIL AT LEAST 6 months.....I mean ok, say you had a sore tummy, I don't need to know this.
I went on a few dates with a guy over a yr ago, Again, great guy (my nephew works for him now) and we had a great date and when he got home, I called him and he was like "I have to let you go, I have horrible diarrhea"
Promise you, I never even got to 2nd base after that. I was so turned off
 
maybe he doesn't want you to hurt him or allow himself to become attached to you, so he's trying to see if he can push you away... after all, we all poop and if that's all it takes to push you away.. take you off your game, he just save a bunch of time..

just a thought..
 
He farts all the time. I dont get it. I never fart near him or anyone else for that matter. He doesnt understand how i hold it in

Oh well

Poops and farting arent lady like so i fucking hide that shit as much as possible
 
I just stuck my ass into our purchasing office and farted on the purchaser, then ran back down the hall to my office.
 
smurf2 said:
He farts all the time. I dont get it. I never fart near him or anyone else for that matter. He doesnt understand how i hold it in

Oh well

Poops and farting arent lady like so i fucking hide that shit as much as possible
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And for that your marriage will last forever
 
I never farted or pooped in my life.................ever ;-) I actually just farted as I typed that.


Ok so get this, MR poop, well he txt's me today to tell me he thinks he met a friend of mine on a single site a yr ago. I tell him not possible because this one friend never went on any singles site (and this girl don't lie) and he was adamant. I said, Well tell me her stats, like did she have kids etc.
Well no, he ignores my txt. Then tonight I txt again, saying it was not her and he ignored my txt again.
Then I was in my Al Anon meeting tonight and he calls, I cannot take his call, he leaves no msg and when I get home there is a msg in my FB saying "Now you're ignoring me" and then deletes and blocks me on FB!
Are you FUCKING kidding me......what a 10 yr old LOSER!!!

You see, all the crack pots find me......I don't answer one call and this is how he acts. Meh, he looks like his penis was tiny anyway ;-)
 
smurf2 said:
Poops and farting arent lady like so i fucking hide that shit as much as possible
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See wulfgar makes that impossible to do for women, he's making them more normal and accepting of their bodies..

it's a community service i think..

on a side note, my wife was the same way as you.. our now 4 yr old son has stripped her of all privacy.. it's hilarious..
 
SpyWizard said:
See wulfgar makes that impossible to do for women, he's making them more normal and accepting of their bodies..

it's a community service i think..

on a side note, my wife was the same way as you.. our now 4 yr old son has stripped her of all privacy.. it's hilarious..
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OOOOO Wulfy he's so dreamy I just love him, he's my hero!

Why don't you stop drooling SpyWizard and buy that plane ticket so you can go suck him off?
 
Blue, have you thought about maybe waiting to get to know someone better before agreeing to go out with them? Sounds like you've found some losers lately.
 
AFeedz said:
Blue, have you thought about maybe waiting to get to know someone better before agreeing to go out with them? Sounds like you've found some losers lately.
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You mean like talk on the phone for months.....ummm no!
The only way to get to know someone is to meet them in person. I've 46, I don't have months to waste on phone dating.

And besides, I spoke to this guy for a month back last yr and also had emails with him on and off since. We also talked on the phone a few times before going to meet him.

What do you suggest?
I also hung out with my ex after a month of phone and email and only being his friend for 3 months before getting into a relationship.

Really, it all comes down to some crappy luck and bad judgement on my part.
 
-SD- said:
Bluetatas doesnt know how to snag a decent guy worth dick
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At my age, the decent guys are taken, gay or in hiding from being jaded.
Very hard to date at this age....really!

And believe me, this guy seems so amazing. Awesome job (President of programming for security of the largest hospitals and University (been there 26 yrs) in the city, built his own awesome home, had 3 grown kids he raised, great body, good looking, builds Harley's for fun, nice car, seems so caring and kind, has rescue dogs....he seemed great.
Then he showed me his 5 yr old boy side! NO thank, I am done with emotionally immature men.
 
And to add, I didn't "date" him, I told him I was still trying to work issues from the last relationship I got out of and that we can hang as friends (no sex), we only hung 3 times. Glad I got to see this side of him before wasting more time
 
blueta2 said:
At my age, the decent guys are taken, gay or in hiding from being jaded.
Very hard to date at this age....really!

And believe me, this guy seems so amazing. Awesome job (President of programming for security of the largest hospitals and University (been there 26 yrs) in the city, built his own awesome home, had 3 grown kids he raised, great body, good looking, builds Harley's for fun, nice car, seems so caring and kind, has rescue dogs....he seemed great.
Then he showed me his 5 yr old boy side! NO thank, I am done with emotionally immature men.
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Don't date 50 year old single men that Facebook.
 
blueta2 said:
I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss
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Did he actually talk about, like, textures and smells and frequency type stuff, or did he merely mention that he had a bout of diarrhea. Did he ever use the phrase "the squirts"?
 
Al anon? How long?


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DB; no, he just said what I mentioned. Just had to really emphasize he had it. I'm not grossed out, just turned off.
He's history anyway.

Going: Proud to say it will be 3 yrs this Sept. Been a life saver
 
*ebony* said:
come hang out with me Blue, I have a nack for running into great men.
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I would if u lived closer......tell me your secret to meeting great men?

I was out with my friends last night and our 4 hr dinner was on the men were had, what we want now and why we are single.
My friends would date hairy, unattractive men if they were nice and treated them well.
Of course, I want a beautiful man, who is kind, REAL, not into lying/cheating etc but he HAS to be good looking with no back hair.
I will not settle, besides, I look younger then my age and think I have a lot to offer, I just can't seem to get game
 
blueta2 said:
I would if u lived closer......tell me your secret to meeting great men?

I was out with my friends last night and our 4 hr dinner was on the men were had, what we want now and why we are single.
My friends would date hairy, unattractive men if they were nice and treated them well.
Of course, I want a beautiful man, who is kind, REAL, not into lying/cheating etc but he HAS to be good looking with no back hair.
I will not settle, besides, I look younger then my age and think I have a lot to offer, I just can't seem to get game
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Seems more like you have a problem picking them than reeling 'em in.
 
blueta2 said:
I would if u lived closer......tell me your secret to meeting great men?

I was out with my friends last night and our 4 hr dinner was on the men were had, what we want now and why we are single.
My friends would date hairy, unattractive men if they were nice and treated them well.
Of course, I want a beautiful man, who is kind, REAL, not into lying/cheating etc but he HAS to be good looking with no back hair.
I will not settle, besides, I look younger then my age and think I have a lot to offer, I just can't seem to get game
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Nice. Wasted a person's section, probably didn't eat or drink shit, split the check because that's what women do, and sent the poor server home with a shit tip.
 
blueta2 said:
Then he showed me his 5 yr old boy side! NO thank, I am done with emotionally immature men.
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I got news for you, we all have that side.

So he said he was sick, and made the mistake of actually mentioning the name of his disease. BFD. You've made a mountain out of a molehill.
 
Mr. dB said:
I got news for you, we all have that side.

So he said he was sick, and made the mistake of actually mentioning the name of his disease. BFD. You've made a mountain out of a molehill.
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no, not really, I am just turned off. Hard to get me turned back on!
Either way, he's history. He's emailed me daily with erratic msg'es because I told him I don't want to date.
He's making excuses to email me daily.

Rather be alone and happy. I am having such a great summer with my friend and doing things I never did, so don't need more than that right now.
 
blueta2 said:
I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss
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that was a sh*tty thing to say (get it?)
 
cute pic!

Guy is history and not because of his poop reveal! He is a paranoid liar. He told me he met my friend on a single site and he was adamant about it. My friend was pissed and said he was trying to cause trouble. He saw this friend post on my FB (she is a super close friend) and he saw her post and said "Hey I know her and met her on a single site"
In any case, I finally got it out of him that it was the wrong person after he was sure for days and calling my friend a liar.
Also, he sent me this long email (ike 10 pages) explaining why he blocked me on FB for not taking his call. Drama King, attention seeker and anyone who does shit to get me to react makes me RUN!
All of this drama after only knowing him 2 weeks.

I've ignored every msg he's sent me since last week.
I decided I am happy single. I'm having the best summer ever with friends and work.
 
blueta2 said:
And to add, I didn't "date" him, I told him I was still trying to work issues from the last relationship I got out of and that we can hang as friends (no sex), we only hung 3 times. Glad I got to see this side of him before wasting more time
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>>tells him she can only hang as a friend
>>freaks out because he shares something friends tell eachother
>>can't understand why it's so hard to "date" while "not dating"
>>doesn't even give him advice on how to fix his diarrhea
 
blueta2 said:
And to add, I didn't "date" him, I told him I was still trying to work issues from the last relationship I got out of and that we can hang as friends (no sex), we only hung 3 times.
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So to recap:
1) bluta friendzoned the guy right off the bat
2) she has a habit of giving her dates diarrhea
3) she got pissed when dude mentioned having the runs

the only part I'll give her is the immature reaction to not picking up during an Al-Anon meeting. The rest is all her.

I almost forgot there were people like her in the world. :rolleyes:
 
nimbus said:
>>tells him she can only hang as a friend
>>freaks out because he shares something friends tell eachother
>>can't understand why it's so hard to "date" while "not dating"
>>doesn't even give him advice on how to fix his diarrhea
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Really, that's the worst part.

I don't see a big deal. I keep all my less than lady like bodily functions private, but it doesn't bother me if a guy mentions it. In fact the guy I'm dating implied that an emergency return home bathroom visit was needed while we were running morning errands. We'd had some aggressive mexican the night before. I just teased him about it.

However, the rest is definitely a viable reason to cut the guy off. Nothing will get me to ignore a guy quicker when I get an "are you ignoring me?" text when it's been less than 24 hours of the original message.
 
nefertiti said:
Really, that's the worst part.

I don't see a big deal. I keep all my less than lady like bodily functions private, but it doesn't bother me if a guy mentions it. In fact the guy I'm dating implied that an emergency return home bathroom visit was needed while we were running morning errands. We'd had some aggressive mexican the night before. I just teased him about it.

However, the rest is definitely a viable reason to cut the guy off. Nothing will get me to ignore a guy quicker when I get an "are you ignoring me?" text when it's been less than 24 hours of the original message.
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oh.. that is why you never responded to my "are you ignoring me" note.
 
A little poop talk is ok, but not right away. Not after meeting only 3 times.
And I did advise him which probiotics to take.

I never listen to my gut in the past, but now, I am all ears :-)
 
Lumberg said:
So to recap:
1) bluta friendzoned the guy right off the bat
2) she has a habit of giving her dates diarrhea
3) she got pissed when dude mentioned having the runs

the only part I'll give her is the immature reaction to not picking up during an Al-Anon meeting. The rest is all her.

I almost forgot there were people like her in the world. :rolleyes:
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I wasn't pissed, I was turned off. I was pissed when he reacted like a 5 yr old and blocked me on FB because I could not take his call.
His begging emails and txt that followed my telling him "thank you but I'll pass' where even more pathetic than his watery bum talk
 
Wulfgar said:
Sounds like the guy sucked overall anyhow
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This is what I'm thinking. It wasn't about the poop talk. It was something else.

Sometimes your subconscious tells you you don't like a person even though all the outwards signs are positive and you think you like the person. Then the way your conscious resolves it with your subconscious is you latch on to something that is a "deal breaker" and you use that to end it.
 
nefertiti said:
Really, that's the worst part.

I don't see a big deal. I keep all my less than lady like bodily functions private, but it doesn't bother me if a guy mentions it. In fact the guy I'm dating implied that an emergency return home bathroom visit was needed while we were running morning errands. We'd had some aggressive mexican the night before. I just teased him about it.

However, the rest is definitely a viable reason to cut the guy off. Nothing will get me to ignore a guy quicker when I get an "are you ignoring me?" text when it's been less than 24 hours of the original message.
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