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20 months on, mrs is pregnant???

micksnowdog

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hi folks, its been a long time since i posted here, anyhow as the thread suggests ive been on for 20months this time, on veerything, dbol, tren, deca, test, eq and my favourite masteron of course.
anyhow the mrs breaks it to me today that she's pregnant, i'm like bullshit you cannot be pregnant to me, not on this much for this long, i'm talking 16 weeks of 900 test-e, 600 eq, 400 deca, a heap of weeks of just randomly picking a bottle to jab from etc with some test too of course, no hcg, no nolva, some adex every week-ish. theres no way this kid is mine is there?
 
dunno, this chick has pretty well on only had me, she's loyal as fuck and very trustworthy, we have one little boy already, but cmon, 20 fkn months on every bloody aas, my nuts are like marbles, couldn't be me could it?
 
i just asked a brother here in aus and he reckoned his mates have had kids whilst on, some are on for life and they have lots of kids. he recommended getting a count done.
 
even if your nuts are raisins and your LH is .01 you can still get someone pregnant. it takes 1 sperm. yeah its LESS LIKELY, but it isn't a guaranteed no.. just like birth control isn't either.

i don't know your personal issues but i would get that baby tested regardless (no reason not to get it tested considering i read that 20% or some insane number of men's babies aren't really theres), but it most certainly could be yours. .
 
He's right on with his info. You have millions of little swimmers, only one needs to make it. Even if your down 75% bro, there's still a lot of them trying to get somewhere.

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Steve is right. It only takes 1 of yer little soldiers to 'capture the flag'. Look into a DNA test; she may get pissed but oh well. Don't get stuck supporting a kid that isn't yours.
 
even if your nuts are raisins and your LH is .01 you can still get someone pregnant. it takes 1 sperm. yeah its LESS LIKELY, but it isn't a guaranteed no.. just like birth control isn't either.

i don't know your personal issues but i would get that baby tested regardless (no reason not to get it tested considering i read that 20% or some insane number of men's babies aren't really theres), but it most certainly could be yours. .


Exactly. While you may have a low sperm count, you can still get a chick pregnant if you have one strong swimmer. This happens to guys that have been on TRT for years all the time
 
I get a kick out of the guys that juice that think theyre sterile
a friend of mine put it best "if you stick your dick in there and blow your load, dont be surprised when she gets pregnant. Thats whats supposed to happen!!"
heh...a little rough/crude but true

I got pregnant with my last daughter with a husband that has one nut ...I had an iud and I took the morning after pill because of timing...guess what? her name is Fionna and shes just a little over a year old...hubs got snipped because of this and followed up with a sperm count twice afterwards AND the urologist said THATS not 100% because he sees guys with spontaneous reversals all the time
the nature of the injury he had that cost him one of his balls by rights should have made his immune system go nuts and make him sterile..clearly it didn't


get a test if it makes you feel better but I seriously doubt its NOT yours
 
^^^ exactly even if during cycle you are extremely suppressed and your balls are the size of mini raisins you still will climax.. the only way you wouldn't is if you got both your nuts removed .

take my advice youngsters you better not go around blowing your load in random chicks.. stick to 1 chick at a time and always pull out/use protection. don't trust that her birth control is gonna save you.

you have an unwanted child and you are gonna be stuck for 18 years paying child support and dealing with a crazy X.. and what happens if you take a job 1000 miles away? you gonna see your kid twice a year?
 
Couple options. 1) if you dont want to tip her off see a doc and have a sperm count test done, if your still producing (and yes even when on that long you can still be producing sperm). 2) request a DNA test from the new kid.
 
you can dna test once the baby is born without her knowing too...the online labs are legit and cheap
quick qtip cheek swab and mail it in..takes about a week

we did this with my husbands ex-wife's kid to use as grounds for a court ordered/admissible paternity test
and I was right...wasn't his kid


she went ballistic in court but thats another story for another thread in another forum..lol
 
i have been a sex obsessed fiend for many years, my only ever protection was the pull out method, that saw me through from 15 to 26 years of age without one slipup. ive blown in this mrs a couple of times off cycle, his name is william, lol, but since she get knocked up with him i've been on cycle flat out, jacking whatever i feel like at the time, and i have blown in her maybe three times in total, and she gets straight up and into the shower if i do, has a thorough scrub. really what are the chances.
 
a shower seriously??? did you have sex ed in high school??? ever???? what part of ONE time, one little swimmer are you not getting man

get the pat test if it makes you feel better but the chances are pretty fuckin good if you had unprotected sex with her....hell count in 14 days since the first day of her last period and see if that lines up three days in either direction....
 
Get the paternity test regardless, if you have doubts. If she says its your kid, you can't say 100% its not, so hope for the best.
 
I just took a shit in a swimming pool
 
thanks for your input peoples. ive been a right c77t about it to her. wondering if we should keep it or not now, i love kids (i only just found this out) but she's just turned 20, i'm 28 and we're already fighting over it all, i really dont wanna address the issue, we had a pretty hard weekend of partying in there recently, i doubt any bunch of cells in there yet has a brain to do damage to, but if it does we sure hit it hard, we believe in giving our kid(s) every chance at life so no drinking or anything whilst knocked up, we already f88ked that up.
 
when i mentioned the shower i meant whats the odds right, most of it is washed out, most of it should be sterile, ive only shot in her like once in the period between cesssation of bleeding and pregnancy test being thrown at me.
 
once between is probably about right...if she doesn't want to be havin more babies right now then I can totally respect that..but AAS isn't birth control dude

I actually feel you on the heavy drinking before finding out she was pregnant...was something I stressed right the hell out about..

I won't even bother explaining when implantation happens and yolk sacs and whatnot because basic fertility seems to not be your strong suit
but heres another tip...you can't shower douche or go swimming to "rinse/scrub" or whatever it away
its less than a second before those swimmers are up in the uterus looking for their goal

if shes not going to be on birth control use condoms with a spermicide..or at the very least a spermicide

but if I were you I'd apologize for being a bitch tho and tell her you were just shocked by it if you'd like to salvage this relationship at all
but my oldest daughters's dad asked me for a paternity test when she was a baby and I laughed at him...I told him to bring it..his own mother told him he was a fuckin idiot (his daughter is his mini me) and 16 yrs later I still think hes a tool for asking for it..it just makes you sound like you're evading responsibility especially in your misguided line of thinking on the subject at hand
 
thanks for your input peoples. ive been a right c77t about it to her. wondering if we should keep it or not now, i love kids (i only just found this out) but she's just turned 20, i'm 28 and we're already fighting over it all, i really dont wanna address the issue, we had a pretty hard weekend of partying in there recently, i doubt any bunch of cells in there yet has a brain to do damage to, but if it does we sure hit it hard, we believe in giving our kid(s) every chance at life so no drinking or anything whilst knocked up, we already f88ked that up.

Women can't even really be sure they are pregnant until about 8 weeks in. Here is what an 8-week old baby looks like: http://www.emmerich1.com/8_week_live_baby2.jpg

Either way, thats a child inside her, most likely your own little boy or girl. Cut the partying bullshit, no more drinking for her, your baby will be fine. And don't even think about having this baby killed, don't fuckin listen to Planned Parenthood's lies, bro. That shit f*cks you and your girl up for LIFE, I've met more people, men and women, than I can even count, who suffer with depression, drugs, alcoholism to deal with the pain of what they did. Don't be one of them.

In the end, forget bodybuilding, forget partying, forget money, forget fancy stupid material shit,..when it comes down to it, family is all that really matters, so protect yours with your life.

All the best to you bro, I have a feeling this will all work out, and you're in my prayers bro. Peace.
 
I get a kick out of the guys that juice that think theyre sterile
a friend of mine put it best "if you stick your dick in there and blow your load, dont be surprised when she gets pregnant. Thats whats supposed to happen!!"
heh...a little rough/crude but true

I got pregnant with my last daughter with a husband that has one nut ...I had an iud and I took the morning after pill because of timing...guess what? her name is Fionna and shes just a little over a year old...hubs got snipped because of this and followed up with a sperm count twice afterwards AND the urologist said THATS not 100% because he sees guys with spontaneous reversals all the time
the nature of the injury he had that cost him one of his balls by rights should have made his immune system go nuts and make him sterile..clearly it didn't


get a test if it makes you feel better but I seriously doubt its NOT yours

Actually in japan they are trying men taking test for bc. 500mg per week. I posted the article about a year ago. I dont think anyone read it though.


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