Oh yea same woman, thank god, not as big of a deal going from 1 to 2 kids than it is going from 0 to 1. If that bitch on tv can have 19 kids then i better be able to have 2
Oh hai!
Oh yea same woman, thank god, not as big of a deal going from 1 to 2 kids than it is going from 0 to 1. If that bitch on tv can have 19 kids then i better be able to have 2
Oh yea same woman, thank god, not as big of a deal going from 1 to 2 kids than it is going from 0 to 1. If that bitch on tv can have 19 kids then i better be able to have 2
Lart, i am done with kids lol she might even get her tubes tied, but that still doesnt stop me...
Yeah, I would really make that a focus of not having any more.
Sounds like you are very involved with your child's life, that is great.
You just need to make sure your kids are financially stable as they grow up.
That means getting your priorities straight... Life is no longer about just "ballin"
You got a baby, Glad, you need to consider three things in particular buying a vehicle.
1. Crash safety.
2. Ease of getting baby seat/booster seat in and out of the back of the car. Remember, the kid is going to be in a booster until they're at least 7.
3. How much will you care if the interior gets crumbs/juice/puke on it.
High speed and general coolness factor shouldn't even be on your radar. Sorry, that's the price you pay for having taken the responsibility of reproducing![]()
lmao @ those comments, hell no i would never drive a van.... I think im jus gonna get a motorcycle and fuck everyone else, its my life
Outstanding decision!
Don't wear a helmet either. You'll look much more badass with the wind running through your hair.
Excellent idea. Here's what you do: Get the fastest motorcycle money can buy, screw the helmet, buy long term care insurance and a juicy life insurance policy (which will be cheap at your age and, I'm assuming, relative good health) then drive like a bat out of hell as much as possible in all weather conditions. Ideally kill self in blaze of glory. Bonus: You've left your children well taken care of in the future and also avoid causing them any mental fuck-upedness by influencing their lives (face it, you've already done enough damage simply by the intellect they've inherited).lmao @ those comments, hell no i would never drive a van.... I think im jus gonna get a motorcycle and fuck everyone else, its my life
But your mother and father don't share the same genes, so........what makes you think she would suffer the same fate?I'll never retire...I watched my father retire and die...I'm trying to keep my mother alive by encouraging her to work. When we retire..we die...and it comes quickly...It's genetic.
But your mother and father don't share the same genes, so........what makes you think she would suffer the same fate?
Glad, the Corolla is a great car.
So, your gf is pregnant with #2. Are my tax dollars supporting your children? Nice work. I assume she's getting some sort of government assistance since you barely make enough to buy a carton of cigarettes. I don't understand why people who can't support their own family without assistance keep reproducing.
you are the ugliest person on EF, id be saying a lot of mean shit too out of anger, I feel bad cus its not your fault God made you that way, he just decided "hey, im gonna make that wootoom guy ugly as fuck"
you are the ugliest person on EF, id be saying a lot of mean shit too out of anger, I feel bad cus its not your fault God made you that way, he just decided "hey, im gonna make that wootoom guy ugly as fuck"
wtf is going on here
I haven't the time to read all these threads
it's like a viral hate breakout
Great. So your kids are being provided for with my tax dollars.
I went into Von's last night to get some Emergen-c, and I was inline behind a chick paying with WIC checks. That shit is so fucking irritating. It took like 30 minutes to ring up each item individually.
I went into Von's last night to get some Emergen-c, and I was inline behind a chick paying with WIC checks. That shit is so fucking irritating. It took like 30 minutes to ring up each item individually.
nice life...are you mad? LOL you poor piece of shit, try supporting your family...sporting a Mazda would match your faggotness
Great. So your kids are being provided for with my tax dollars.
Yea, fuckin deal with it
lol @ poor, bout to buy a 9000 dollar car aint poor, i got my own house, own job, I can improve my life, you cant improve your face ugly piece of shit haha
lol @ 9000 dollar car not being poor. I remember when i owned a 20,000 dollar car when i was a teen... Just sayin'
lol @ poor, bout to buy a 9000 dollar car aint poor, i got my own house, own job, I can improve my life, you cant improve your face ugly piece of shit haha
And imagine smurf, your tax dollars are actually helping people like this reproduce!
I sure hope fertility treatments are covered under BarryCare. If health care is a right, certainly people on government-funded health care should be able to procreate as well -- shouldn't they?
health care shouldnt be a right bro. Im just using the system since its available, doesnt mean i agree with it. and actually its the baby momma getting assistance, not me, but who cares, youre paying for it anyway. if you have a problem with it then vote for ron paul so you have someone in position to get rid of federal help and let the states handle everything
Im just workin the system like a good citizen, and 9000 for a car is pretty good imo. Its not like im driving the 500 dollar geo anymore haha, plus im taking care of my son and he should be on worlds cutest babies.com Plus hes my retirement plan since hes going to the nfl, so it doesnt matter if i make 6 digits or not. Im gonna be a CPA in about 3 years, I got a plan, and part of that plan is to use your tax dollars so i can reproduce and get free food hahahahahahaha i love it
So Glad can figure this out but the resident EF libtards can't?
This is a classic soul-searching moment if I've ever seen one.
your 5 year plan has worked well...not

I actually hope things work out well for Glad. Milk the system, get ahead and then bitch when future generations milk the system.
im still in year 1 of the 5 year plan ugly duckling![]()
thanks man i appreciate it. I wont bitch cuz ill have tons of silver
its crazy how much the media tries and hides ron paul. According to the delegate count, ron paul is in second place unlike what the media says. He is the only candidate that the supporters would literally take a bullet for. All the other people voting for anyone else wouldnt do the same thing, everyone else is phony, so many scams like global warming, auditing the fed, bailouts, quantitative easing, patriot act, etc. Everyone is too stupid to see how these take away our liberties. Call me old school but our economy sucks dick and we keep spending money, ron paul plans to cut 1 trillion in spending the first year he is there. He will prob get assassinated though.
Im smarter than how I usually post
im still in year 1 of the 5 year plan ugly duckling![]()
Did you just read it?Wasn't the ugly duckling the most beautiful at the end of the story?
Dont act Like you didnt just do a book report on it in your Special needs classWasn't the ugly duckling the most beautiful at the end of the story?
Glad's been working on that 5 year plan for 3 fuckin years and the only thing he's done to it is change it.
And imagine smurf, your tax dollars are actually helping people like this reproduce!
I sure hope fertility treatments are covered under BarryCare. If health care is a right, certainly people on government-funded health care should be able to procreate as well -- shouldn't they?
So Glad can figure this out but the resident EF libtards can't?
This is a classic soul-searching moment if I've ever seen one.
Im just workin the system like a good citizen
love you too woot
ron paul is a straight shooter and is all for the constitution, no other candidate is like him. Silver coins is what im gonna have, gonna be worth thousands. And yea having another kid aint so bad when everything is free, dont blame me, blame yourselves for electing shitty ass people. This is a republic and if you want to change it then do something about it. I bet everyone that is mad that their tax dollars support my baby probably doesnt do shit to change anything, you cant just sit on ur ass and expect things to get better![]()
Youre supposed ot use them, Then get on the road ot work, that inturns pays someome else that needs the help.Nah the car I want to buy will be the 2nd car.
Lart - Im just saying, why would I not take advantage of the taxes I can get back for having a child? Its not my fault these laws are fucked up but in my benefit. Plus I understand people have to pay taxes, but once again its not my fault so dont blame me for having kids, blame the politicians that set up these laws. Im just smart and taking advantage of free money
I did not have enough shit to write off for the EICno nan I work for my bro now, hes about to make a huge deal that would help me out a ton...basically run a small part of his business. And the $1000 for a child is on top of the earned income credit, which is around $2500 after writing a bunch of expenses off, thanks obama
I did not have enough shit to write off for the EICand pooping a kid out isnt worth a couple grand a year, not for me at least...
not like i had a kid to get money back on taxes lol...im just taking advantage. and a couple grand to me is prob like 25,000 to you
not like i had a kid to get money back on taxes lol...im just taking advantage. and a couple grand to me is prob like 25,000 to you
lol@a couple grand to you being like $25,000 to her.
You're a broke dick faggot
$1000 tax credit per child doesn't help too much considering how much it cost to raise a child.
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