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madonna, would you hit it?

Only for bragging rights.

A woman who looks exactly like her: Pass.

I like 'em younger.
 
not with a stolen dick and pick3 pushin. and thats sayin alot as im joosing and havent been laid in over a year
 
I would go down on her,
Just in thanks for the like a virgin performance In the early ninety's when she wore the wedding dress and humped the floor.
Spent many a night knuckle wrestling with myself over that one as a young buck!
 
theoak01 said:
my forearm development is coming along quite well
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im not even gonna click that but I assume its the flesh light, id be killed if I bought that, she wont fuck but doesnt want me to rub one out either let alone use aids. I had one of those fantasia elastic lasses, shit fucking tossed it
 
theoak01 said:
im not even gonna click that but I assume its the flesh light, id be killed if I bought that, she wont fuck but doesnt want me to rub one out either let alone use aids. I had one of those fantasia elastic lasses, shit fucking tossed it
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Your married to her?
 
theoak01 said:
im not even gonna click that but I assume its the flesh light, id be killed if I bought that, she wont fuck but doesnt want me to rub one out either let alone use aids. I had one of those fantasia elastic lasses, shit fucking tossed it
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Sounds like curb material to me!

I can understand her shutting down the ride every now and then, but getting upset over rubbing one out isn't right.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
No sex in a year and you are talking like that why not just get the fuck out. Lifes short.
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kid involved so I dont wanna make it messy, and right now my extra money is tied up in my fire school so I can afford a lawyer until early next year. blah I dont wanna bitch about the details, I just like randomly bitching about my lack of sex
 
theoak01 said:
im not even gonna click that but I assume its the flesh light, id be killed if I bought that, she wont fuck but doesnt want me to rub one out either let alone use aids. I had one of those fantasia elastic lasses, shit fucking tossed it
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Wtf, why?
 
theoak01 said:
kid involved so I dont wanna make it messy, and right now my extra money is tied up in my fire school so I can afford a lawyer until early next year. blah I dont wanna bitch about the details, I just like randomly bitching about my lack of sex
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Oh"
 
theoak01 said:
kid involved so I dont wanna make it messy, and right now my extra money is tied up in my fire school so I can afford a lawyer until early next year. blah I dont wanna bitch about the details, I just like randomly bitching about my lack of sex
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Well if you know you are going to leave her in time why not just by a flesh light at least you get a hole to stick it in. LOL
 
theoak01 said:
I wanna just get a girlfriend but think I might feel like a prick,ive had enough offers. my resistance is wearing thin
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That sucks dude. You need a Asian Massage and a side piece.
Not cool with cheating per se, but It's not cheating if youre a Virgin again.

Yea, 1 year you're a rookie again.
 
I ran test alone for my first cycle when i was single and i was beating him up at least 3x a day!
So I don't know how the fuck you're doing it!
I get it if she doesn't wanna fuck you anymore for whatever reason, shit happens ppl change. But to tell you that you can't even punch the clown?
What the fuck is wrong with women?
I'd wait till she went to sleep and jack off right on her! I've done it before!
Condolences bro.
I know what it's like to be stuck in a shit relationship.
 
theoak01 said:
I wanna just get a girlfriend but think I might feel like a prick,ive had enough offers. my resistance is wearing thin
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You can't have a gf if you're married; it's called a lover and not worth the hassle!
Being deceptive eats you to your core
 
blueta2 said:
Madonna looked AWESOME and the show was great! You all wish you would be in great shape like that at 53.

She's smokin
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Let's be honest here. No one of either gender is "smokin" at 53. You can be "well preserved", "in great shape", "look great for your age", "still be doable"... but you can't be "smokin".

Either that or you've got to let your definition of "smokin" massively slip.
 
she is an older woman now and still looks quite good. her show was amazing even if she lip synched. she didnt miss a step her routine was quite complex . i gotta admit she is irritating when she is on talk shows and all but she is a good entertainer. be interesting to see if she resurges after this show, and her new album is a hit.
 
mrplunkey said:
Let's be honest here. No one of either gender is "smokin" at 53. You can be "well preserved", "in great shape", "look great for your age", "still be doable"... but you can't be "smokin".

Either that or you've got to let your definition of "smokin" massively slip.
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Fuck that Dolly Parton is still Smokin, So is Rebba Mcintire, So is Elvyra, so is Mitt Romney's wife... the list goes on.
 
Madonna definitely looks awesome for her age! Aging poorly is a totally vain fear of mine. Lol

I really didn't like the half time show at all, though. Wasn't feeling it.
 
no cause cause she lost her virginity at like 10 so that = about 100,000 guys shes fucked over the course of 40 years x the circumference of her pussy hole = a hot dog fucking a hula hoop
 
dbzbeast said:
no cause cause she lost her virginity at like 10 so that = about 100,000 guys shes fucked over the course of 40 years x the circumference of her pussy hole = a hot dog fucking a hula hoop
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That's known as a "pick3 balloon knot" around these parts.

HTH!
 
dbzbeast said:
no cause cause she lost her virginity at like 10 so that = about 100,000 guys shes fucked over the course of 40 years x the circumference of her pussy hole = a hot dog fucking a hula hoop
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Insecure and you have a tiny peener. Who care's how many guys have hit.
 
AFeedz said:
Madonna definitely looks awesome for her age! Aging poorly is a totally vain fear of mine. Lol

I really didn't like the half time show at all, though. Wasn't feeling it.
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Hey Annie!

My Mom just turned 55. She is petite and cares about her appearance but she does not even look close to that. There is no way my mom could wear what she was wearing tonight or move like that. Madonna looked great.

I loved the halftime show. The last time I saw something that good was Janet/Justin...it's been a snooze since then.

I dont' give a SHIT about aging poorly. Bring it on. :)
 
cindylou said:
Hey Annie!

My Mom just turned 55. She is petite and cares about her appearance but she does not even look close to that. There is no way my mom could wear what she was wearing tonight or move like that. Madonna looked great.

I loved the halftime show. The last time I saw something that good was Janet/Justin...it's been a snooze since then.

I dont' give a SHIT about aging poorly. Bring it on. :)
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Hi Cindy :heart:

True. My mom is 56 and definitely couldn't wear that or do that either. Of course, my mom has been smoking for 4 decades. Lol

I totally commend her on doing all that at her age. It's impressive for sure.
 
AFeedz said:
Hi Cindy :heart:

True. My mom is 56 and definitely couldn't wear that or do that either. Of course, my mom has been smoking for 4 decades. Lol

I totally commend her on doing all that at her age. It's impressive for sure.
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It's hard not to compare her to a 20-something because she definitely couldn't move as good as someone younger...but I was entertained, and impressed like you said. Idk. :)
 
I thought she did a good job. Doesn't look (or sound) 53 that's for sure.
 
She only 8 yrs older than me, so I am hoping I keep up my pace and look as smoking as she does in 8 yrs from now!
Though I am slowing down on wearing heels like I used to.....I'm more of a flip flop woman ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
She only 8 yrs older than me, so I am hoping I keep up my pace and look as smoking as she does in 8 yrs from now!
Though I am slowing down on wearing heels like I used to.....I'm more of a flip flop woman ;-)
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She looks great don't get me wrong but a lot of that is not natural she has been on the botox filler train for a good decade or two now.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
She looks great don't get me wrong but a lot of that is not natural she has been on the botox filler train for a good decade or two now.
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You wanna ride the Beezy F Baby Fillher up Train?
 
gatemoney said:
I would go down on her,
Just in thanks for the like a virgin performance In the early ninety's when she wore the wedding dress and humped the floor.
Spent many a night knuckle wrestling with myself over that one as a young buck!
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I agree with you there. Madona never did anything for me...until that performance. When she looked into the camera with the dark mascara and said, "will you marry me?" I think I came in my pants.
 
ChristianDom96 said:
dont smoke!!!
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This April 20, it's been 4 yrs since I kicked the smoking addiction.
I live a really clean life. I've also not had a drink since NYE, but I was not a big drinker to begin with.

QT, yes, true she does do the botox, but just her body and attitude in general is "young".
I would never get botox or alter any part of my body, but I've been blessed with good genetics. My parents are 80 and look like they are in their 60's.
 
blueta2 said:
This April 20, it's been 4 yrs since I kicked the smoking addiction.
I live a really clean life. I've also not had a drink since NYE, but I was not a big drinker to begin with.

QT, yes, true she does do the botox, but just her body and attitude in general is "young".
I would never get botox or alter any part of my body, but I've been blessed with good genetics. My parents are 80 and look like they are in their 60's.
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ok good :)
 
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