I'm so adickted I'm posting on here...

[Spartacus]

Ooh

Lucky me

I'm very discriminating and have been known to be bored with the best vaginal lips in 90 days or so

 

[SnipersGirl]

I'm very discriminating and have been known to be bored with the best vaginal lips in 90 days or so

Def a dealbreaker... Gotta b lined with platinum at least...

 

[Spartacus]

then again I'm a sad old man but that likely has to do with my world view and my positioning in the intercourse of the universe
rather than any female rejection

 

[SnipersGirl]

then again I'm a sad old man but that likely has to do with my world view and my positioning in the intercourse of the universe
rather than any female rejection

U should fuck more and think less...

 

[Cutiebolic]

U should fuck more and think less...

You should write fortune cookie inserts

 

[Spartacus]

U should fuck more and think less...

true
can I meet you at waffle house?

 

[SnipersGirl]

true
can I meet you at waffle house?

Omg I heart cheesy eggs!

 

[miplank]

Omg I heart cheesy eggs!

Fatass

 

[Spartacus]

You should write fortune cookie inserts

lovely
beautofil

 

[miplank]

I mean flat

 

[SnipersGirl]

I mean flat

If ur deep enough u can't tell...

 

[Spartacus]

in the spirit of the holidays I will comment I made two friends in this thread
nice and thank you for coming to my defense
I won't remember tomorrow so here is your merry christmas
I appreciated it

 

[SnipersGirl]

in the spirit of the holidays I will comment I made two friends in this thread
nice and thank you for coming to my defense
I won't remember tomorrow so here is your merry christmas
I appreciated it

Should we hug it out?

 

[Spartacus]

what I fear
and not for all "bad" reasons
this new technology is confining us in our homes
kill steven jobs

 

[Spartacus]

Should we hug it out?

we're bored with you
sort of a mid-level clever alter

 

[SnipersGirl]

what I fear
and not for all "bad" reasons
this new technology is confining us in our homes
kill steven jobs

That's why we have cell phones and tablets...

 

[miplank]

That's why we have cell phones and tablets...

On my iPad now!

 

[SnipersGirl]

we're bored with you
sort of a mid-level clever alter

Bite me douchebag

 

[Spartacus]

I don't think I've ever used that term as a cut down
felt it was weak from the start

 

[SnipersGirl]

I don't think I've ever used that term as a cut down
felt it was weak from the start

Cut down? That was my best attempt at a pick up line...

 

[Spartacus]

I prefer a cut down that has a subtle angle to it as well

 

[Spartacus]

not something a nine year old would call you
crap

 

[Spartacus]

whoever you are
you respect spartacus

 

[SnipersGirl]

whoever you are
you respect spartacus

Earn it cupcake

 

[Spartacus]

rock'em sock 'em robots
bino what's the tab?

 

[Spartacus]

Earn it cupcake

I don't care about you
snowflake

 

[SnipersGirl]

I don't care about you
snowflake

I feel like we're really makin progress here pumkin...

 

[Spartacus]

you are likely female because you keeping digging at me trying to trip a "crazy" reply

 

[SnipersGirl]

you are likely female because you keeping digging at me trying to trip a "crazy" reply

Well I am a girl... So that part is accurate... Not tryin to do anything but enjoy ur company...

 

[miplank]

Lies!

 

[SnipersGirl]

Lies!

If I wasn't a girl, how would I be playin w my boobs right now???

Not possible. See? I win!

 

[miplank]

If I wasn't a girl, how would I be playin w my boobs right now???

Not possible. See? I win!

 

[Spartacus]

they'll sift you out
think about it
what's the point of establishing a phoney status
on a site in which we just chat with each other
'aint trying to collect money
and goldilockes with the fresh mouth
you waste people's time
not even "kinda good" counter arguements
just weakness

 

[Spartacus]

I'll fix my own bed anyday

 

[SnipersGirl]

Happy?

 

[SnipersGirl]

they'll sift you out
think about it
what's the point of establishing a phoney status
on a site in which we just chat with each other
'aint trying to collect money
and goldilockes with the fresh mouth
you waste people's time
not even "kinda good" counter arguements
just weakness

Shouldn't u b sleeping?

 

[miplank]

Omg yes

 

[SnipersGirl]

Omg yes

I hope ur as turned on as I am...

 

[Spartacus]

Happy?

what was thought
weakness
you shit yer pants
smile

 

[SnipersGirl]

what was thought
weakness
you shit yer pants
smile

Can't we all just b friends?

 

[miplank]

I hope ur as turned on as I am...

Even more

 

[Spartacus]

all warm and squsihy like you did a good act
smile

 

[SnipersGirl]

all warm and squsihy like you did a good act
smile

I need to get laid... I'd prolly b more fun to b around...

 

[Spartacus]

Can't we all just b friends?

no
how do you play a lady?
don't bother
it's a rhetorical question
which I'll save you from figuring out
is a question posed with the answer being known
by both parties

 

[SnipersGirl]

no
how do you play a lady?
don't bother
it's a rhetorical question
which I'll save you from figuring out
is a question posed with the answer being known
by both parties

Wouldn't kno anyhow...

 

[Spartacus]

I need to get laid... I'd prolly b more fun to b around...

me too but's that's not how you do it
back to squishy burritos
nancy

 

[SnipersGirl]

me too but's that's not how you do it
back to squishy burritos
nancy

I just want world peace

 

[SnipersGirl]

me too but's that's not how you do it
back to squishy burritos
nancy

But I think I'd settle for a burrito...

 

[Spartacus]

you receive a star for positioning one of my recent comments well in a negative frame
I'm looking it over figuring out...

 

[Spartacus]

If you were a girl you'd be sucking my cock

 

[Spartacus]

I'm done now

 

[SnipersGirl]

you receive a star for positioning one of my recent comments well in a negative frame
I'm looking it over figuring out...

I'm hungry

 

[Spartacus]

I'm hungry

I'm sleepy
good night

 

[SnipersGirl]

I'm sleepy
good night

Me too. Sweet dreams...

 

[miplank]

Gtfo

 

[wootoom]

Can I dink?

 

[cindylou]

You can tell she's an alter just by the title of the thread. lol

 

[PICK3]

You can tell she's an alter just by the title of the thread. lol

that crossed my mind too

knot a newbie move

 

[SnipersGirl]

that crossed my mind too

knot a newbie move

Ugh

 

[PICK3]

Ugh

wut's that mean puds?

 

[SnipersGirl]

that crossed my mind too

knot a newbie move

If it's any consolation... I'm in the bath tub now...

 

[PICK3]

If it's any consolation... I'm in the bath tub now...

pics

or you're an alter sporting a delicious rack in your avi talking about being in your tub

 

[ChristianDom96]

If it's any consolation... I'm in the bath tub now...

lawlz

 

[SnipersGirl]

pics

or you're an alter sporting a delicious rack in your avi talking about being in your tub

Not my rack... Close... But not mine... Just got out of the tub... Putting some lotion on n gettin dressed for the gym...

 

[wootoom]

I'm fully torqued@2150psi

 

[SnipersGirl]

I'm fully torqued@2150psi

Wouldn't have it any other way...

 

[miplank]

Wut

 

[SnipersGirl]

Wut

Good morning sunshine

 

[miplank]

Heyoooooo

 

[wootoom]

Captain jack

 

[SnipersGirl]

Heyoooooo

Breakfast?

 

[miplank]

Breakfast?

All I can eat?

 

[SnipersGirl]

All I can eat?

And then some...

 

[miplank]

 

[Cutiebolic]

I'm working with a miserable little 30 something acne ridden Korean guy today

$20 to anyone who can pose as a good online dating love interest and keep him distracted enough to leave me alone to play on EF

 

[SnipersGirl]

I'm working with a miserable little 30 something acne ridden Korean guy today

$20 to anyone who can pose as a good online dating love interest and keep him distracted enough to leave me alone to play on EF

I hear plank is great at that... Hope he likes blondes...

 

[wootoom]

Im sure you do

 

[Cutiebolic]

I hear plank is great at that... Hope he likes blondes...

Hmm... If he did I think I'd be getting away with a lot more than I do

How's your back holding up?

 

[SnipersGirl]

Hmm... If he did I think I'd be getting away with a lot more than I do

How's your back holding up?

So far so good... Still don't have all the strength in my left arm... Just failed miserably at db hammer curls!

U feelin better? No more chemicals?!?!

 

[TableFun]

I'm working with a miserable little 30 something acne ridden Korean guy today

$20 to anyone who can pose as a good online dating love interest and keep him distracted enough to leave me alone to play on EF

u log on to EF at work??

 

[Cutiebolic]

So far so good... Still don't have all the strength in my left arm... Just failed miserably at db hammer curls!

U feelin better? No more chemicals?!?!

So don't be cocky -- lower the weight!!! ;p

TheraFlu and chicken soup

 

[Cutiebolic]

u log on to EF at work??

Is this bad?

 

[wootoom]

I'm addicted to being torqued

 

[TableFun]

Is this bad?

seriously?

 

[Cutiebolic]

seriously?

Only when it's quiet

No... That's a lie

But it doesn't affect my work quality/speed promise

How is that worse than texting from work?

 

[wootoom]

wheres allthewhey

 

[TableFun]

Only when it's quiet

No... That's a lie

But it doesn't affect my work quality/speed promise

How is that worse than texting from work?

On your employers network? Or handheld device not connected to wifi?

 

[miplank]

I log in at work

 

[miplank]

Hell, I photoshop vaginas onto people at work

 

[wootoom]

i log in from practice

 

[Cutiebolic]

On your employers network? Or handheld device not connected to wifi?

The latter

Occasionally I accidentally find myself on the network which is unfortunate

Stop it. You're making me worry!

 

[miplank]

The latter

Occasionally I accidentally find myself on the network which is unfortunate

Stop it. You're making me worry!

Fuck em...you're quitting that job anyways.

 

[wootoom]

i agree

 

[TableFun]

The latter

Occasionally I accidentally find myself on the network which is unfortunate

Stop it. You're making me worry!

In that case, carry on!

 

[wootoom]

my wayward sons

 

[-SD-]

Im addicted to torque

 

[Cutiebolic]

my wayward sons

(And daughter)

They'll be peace when you are done

 

[SnipersGirl]

So don't be cocky -- lower the weight!!! ;p

TheraFlu and chicken soup

Glad to hear ur feeling better. I hope the mice are gone too!

 

[obsessedwliftin]

What is going on in here?

Sent from my DROIDX using EliteFitness

 

[miplank]

Glad to hear ur feeling better. I hope the mice are gone too!

Rats, not mice.