The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us: Pick 5 EF members to fight for survival

[Strongbow]

No it woudn't. Even if it was, I can fire a rifle. I've been hunting. I still don't need anyone but me.

You will be the chick that dies first cause you don't listen to the ole crazy one eyed fucker with the abs and 20 inch biceps

 

[Strongbow]

Strongbow would actually be useful in the zombie apocalypse.

They wouldn't attack him...


because they eat brains

Damn that's cool, good thing for you they don't eat pussy. You'd be up Shits Creek with no paddle.

 

[javaguru]

I'm pretty comfortable that I can provide food - I spearfish every few days to catch my food, I've got my own veggie garden. And samoth is there to figure out anything else slightly complicated.

As I understand it you reside in a populated area? Therefore, it wouldn't be a safe area...you would need to move to an area with a small population..less population density means less zombies. You can't spearfish a lake or river and expect to provide a consistent food supply.

I've not only killed deer, rabbits, squirrels, cattle and swine but dressed them as well. I know how to farm, if you want to survive long term you need to know how to grow and store potatoes and corn because they are calorie dense and relatively consistent forms of nutrition.

 

[UA_Iron]

Zombies are homos infected with the POZ.

This thread is like Waren Zevon's Wherewolves of London

 

[javaguru]

Lol.. they both have a feminine side to them, dont they? A platoon of Marines would destroy an Army brigade within a couple of hours, a day max...

You are totally right about the public being mislead by the media believing the Seals are all-world. I love how they give the Seals all the glory, and don't tell what happened prior to the Seals successful missions, the Marines kia'ed 10,000 to clear the area for the Seals.

I was on the Kitty Hawk with the Seals, they did not even know how to drop a U-boat, so they could do their ops. lol...

Our record speaks for its self




I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like 'brilliant,' it would really be an under description of the absolutely superb job that they did in breaching the so-called 'impenetrable barrier.' It was a classic- absolutely classic- military breaching of a very very tough minefield, barbed wire, fire trenches-type barrier.
Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, U. S. Army
Commander, Operation Desert Storm, February 1991

lol...June 6th 1944....

Marines in the rear with the gear while the United States Army took care of business in the greatest amphibious operation ever mounted, I thought that was the marine specialty?...like every war this country has engaged in....Even in the tertiary theater of the pacific the Army did the heavy lifting.

 

[sterolizer]

Strongbow would actually be useful in the zombie apocalypse.

They wouldn't attack him...


because they eat brains

Lololololololol

 

[smurf2]

lol java = survivor man?

 

[Strongbow]

lol...June 6th 1944....

Marines in the rear with the gear while the United States Army took care of business in the greatest amphibious operation ever mounted, I thought that was the marine specialty?...like every war this country has engaged in....Even in the tertiary theater of the pacific the Army did the heavy lifting.

Honestly the Army is chock full of lifters, you guys build bridges, and fix shit with the best of em, but be honest with yourself Dawg, you ngrs leave the killing to the killers. But hell we all can't be born without a soul, leave the killing to the Swift, Deadly, and Silent, brah.

 

[Strongbow]

Lol.. they both have a feminine side to them, dont they? A platoon of Marines would destroy an Army brigade within a couple of hours, a day max...

You are totally right about the public being mislead by the media believing the Seals are all-world. I love how they give the Seals all the glory, and don't tell what happened prior to the Seals successful missions, the Marines kia'ed 10,000 to clear the area for the Seals.

I was on the Kitty Hawk with the Seals, they did not even know how to drop a U-boat, so they could do their ops. lol...

Our record speaks for its self




I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like 'brilliant,' it would really be an under description of the absolutely superb job that they did in breaching the so-called 'impenetrable barrier.' It was a classic- absolutely classic- military breaching of a very very tough minefield, barbed wire, fire trenches-type barrier.
Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, U. S. Army
Commander, Operation Desert Storm, February 1991

LOLZ yea bro, people who don't know hear the word Navy Seal and automatically think the baddest MF'ers on the planet. I fought my way out of a Afghan village with a fucking Navy Seal on my shoulder. Got love for the guys, no doubt, but I'd have two for a snack, before I had there whole team's ass for lunch. Wurd

 

[ledhead]

LOLZ yea bro, people who don't know hear the word Navy Seal and automatically think the baddest MF'ers on the planet. I fought my way out of a Afghan village with a fucking Navy Seal on my shoulder. Got love for the guys, no doubt, but I'd have two for a snack, before I had there whole team's ass for lunch. Wurd

Lololol...I have some love for them too, but all they are is good swimmers, nothing more, and after you had a team of Seals for lunch then you would have a division of Army dogs for dinner.

Lol@Java trying to say the core was in the rear with the gear.. Kinda like where he was when Desert Storm was going down, sporting his tainted lettermans jacket at home, and stalking defenseless females when we had our ass in the grass.

Dude, said he wanted his muther fucking props in the other thread, so let's give it to him, he did do his military training at Ft Fagg, I mean Ft. Bragg.. nuff said.

Yeah, he was in Airborne, lol... I wonder how many hot LZ's he landed in, none.. to be exact!

Here's what the Army's greatest general in their history had to say, I'm sure Java's opinion is more valuable than Gen. Macs.





I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world!
General of the Armies Douglas MacArthur; Korea, 21 September 1950