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I think Ive found the Ultimate CIC (crazy internet chick)

Please chat this woman up.

This thread could reveal the true power of teh interwebs.
 
I had to go back and give her another look. Simply Glorious.
I messaged her robs
lets see what happens
 
Im thinking starting off with neg hits would be a bit much
gonna go with the positive upbeat approach or she might send the prison gangs after my ass
 
superdave said:
I had to go back and give her another look. Simply Glorious.
I messaged her robs
lets see what happens
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Tell her you want to be honest as well and that you've beaten the last nine women you've dated. Then tell her that if she can get past the fact that you get crazy when you drink (and that you drink every day), you and she may be able to make it work.
 
mrplunkey said:
Tell her you want to be honest as well and that you've beaten the last nine women you've dated. Then tell her that if she can get past the fact that you get crazy when you drink (and that you drink every day), you and she may be able to make it work.
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Im thinking I need to throw in my daily heroin habit to really kick it up to her level rob. Mere alcohol just wont do.
 
This was on someone elses profile lolollolol
Goofypic.jpg
 
mrplunkey said:
Tell her you want to be honest as well and that you've beaten the last nine women you've dated. Then tell her that if she can get past the fact that you get crazy when you drink (and that you drink every day), you and she may be able to make it work.
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Lololololololol
 
superdave said:
This was on someone elses profile lolollolol
Goofypic.jpg
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She left some stuff out:

Nothing but perfect and positive will enter my life...

... and big macs
... and potato chips
... and cartons of ice cream
... and biscuits and gravy
... and wendy's frostees
... and bbq ribs
 
Holy shit, rob...

Really do you care.I am looking for a man that doesn't act like a boy. A man that will cherish me and know he has a good thing. I think most men on here are players, they have no clue how to man up and do what is right.
I want to be honest and say I am unemployed and I have been in prison. I feel it is portant to bring that up right away, if you don't mind that than we can make this work...I am gonna lay my bs out there. I am HIV positive which means I am a carrier since some have asked. I worked as a prostitute for 9 years. I am currently homeless and would love a place to crash. If you're old and not so good lookin, I'm okay with that and probably prefer that. If you can take on a beautiful woman with a lot of baggage then hit me up. Peace.
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^ Which means SD is already paying for her internet usage. He might as well pay for everything else.
 
No ceo, she prob sells her food stamps to buy that stuff.

I'm talking about more serious things like drugs, or child support for children that arent his.
 
Go ahead and write me a manual of all the stupid shit I need to know around here and the past 10 years worth of C&C inside jokes.



My PM box will be waiting.
 
iggy said:
she's pretty hawt for being a 38 year old hooker with aids.
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lol shes good. i read it as ex prostitute, baggage, and HIV+

but the gravity of the situation didnt hit me until iggy said it properly

hooker with aids LOL im laghin my assoff over this broad AGAIN
 
superdave said:
mennotboyz Austin Texas singles, Austin Texas women

I dont think Ive seen a more glorious specimen than that robs.
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WINNING

I want to be honest and say I am unemployed and I have been in prison. I feel it is portant to bring that up right away, if you don't mind that than we can make this work...I am gonna lay my bs out there. I am HIV positive which means I am a carrier since some have asked. I worked as a prostitute for 9 years. I am currently homeless and would love a place to crash. If you're old and not so good lookin, I'm okay with that and probably prefer that. If you can take on a beautiful woman with a lot of baggage then hit me up. Peace.
 
If i video the sex with my iphone can i be elite exec mod, plus have all hurricanes k?
 
calveless wonder said:
AIDS sex is just 1 step above the stuff you thought was kinky/hot in the torture thread
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I'm a different kind of crazy that views sex as a spiritual thing. IRL im into emotional, passionate, "making love" type sex...but it's totally normal for a girl to have a rape fantasy and it's normal to want to be choked a little bit by someone you trust. :D
 
cindylou said:
I'm a different kind of crazy that views sex as a spiritual thing. IRL im into emotional, passionate, "making love" type sex...but it's totally normal for a girl to have a rape fantasy and it's normal to want to be choked a little bit by someone you trust. :D
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Uh, I dont think so
 
superdave said:
When some women have rape fantasys they shouldnt be surprised when guys act like assholes to score.
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I don't do assholes, or Mr. Emotionally Unavailable. I might be fooled by Mr. Emotionally Unavailable for awhile but sooner or later his true colors show...but I don't do asshole. My Dad actually loved me and I know what love is and what it's not. As far as what is normal, and not normal in bed... I don't like to judge anyone if I don't plan on sleeping with them. :) I was mainly joking for the most part though. :)

Having a fantasy, is just that, a fantasy and has nothing to do with someone's mental health. lol That story in the other thread was way too much; most women who have those fantasies don't actually want to get hurt. Light choking intensifies an orgasm and is very erotic to some people. Don't judge. :)
 
The neck is a really erogenous zone. Sometimes just placing a hand there during sex is enough...there is an implicit signal that's sent every time a man touches a woman's neck with his hand that's just hot.

I'm not into choking tho. Both people understanding that such a possibility exists is enough.
 
Lumberg said:
The neck is a really erogenous zone. Sometimes just placing a hand there during sex is enough...there is an implicit signal that's sent every time a man touches a woman's neck with his hand that's just hot.

I'm not into choking tho. Both people understanding that such a possibility exists is enough.
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Agree!
 
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Lumberg said:
The neck is a really erogenous zone. Sometimes just placing a hand there during sex is enough...there is an implicit signal that's sent every time a man touches a woman's neck with his hand that's just hot.

I'm not into choking tho. Both people understanding that such a possibility exists is enough.
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Yeah....I wouldn't want someone actually blocking my airway....but a hand on the neck with some pressure on the arteries definitely heightens sensation. Hypoxia + orgasm = whoa.
 
nefertiti said:
As my pastor said on sunday....we aren't sinners because we sin....we sin because we're sinners ;-)
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then by all means you must continue on in sin!





right?
 
nefertiti said:
Yeah....I wouldn't want someone actually blocking my airway....but a hand on the neck with some pressure on the arteries definitely heightens sensation. Hypoxia + orgasm = whoa.
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I'd not thought about the artery angle in a while.

I was thinking anoxia...what's the difference between hypoxia and anoxia?
 
Lumberg said:
I'd not thought about the artery angle in a while.

I was thinking anoxia...what's the difference between hypoxia and anoxia?
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Chris probably knows.
 
cindylou said:
as if it were possible to stop sinning
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absolutely, so best to not even bother trying!


I believe that's what the bible says about it too. right?
 
pdaddyII said:
Holy fucking thread killer. Btw, he's cheating on his wife with an alter boy.
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ceo killed it by making what he thought was an "ironic" religious comment...I merely responded in a manner that attempted to keep things light. Take it up with him.

ceo - you're a pain in the ass and not actually interested in having a real conversation, so yeah....wasted effort. I have no taste for your sarcasm, but in another thread, at another time I'll engage you in a serious conversation any time you want (so long as it doesn't begin with you making another acerbic sarcastic "button pushing" remark) - something I'm sure you won't take me up on.

ps - pdaddy, we don't have alter boys :)
 
ceo said:
absolutely, so best to not even bother trying!


I believe that's what the bible says about it too. right?
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lol..you are the only one inferring who is and who is not trying...lol No evidence or reason to come to that conclusion. I usually take your bait but this was almost trollish and it made me wrinkle my nose because it was in such poor taste. :) Nef would never fall for that type of bait...nice try though.

oh yeah you're a shit head

:heart:
 
cindylou said:
lol..you are the only one inferring who and who is not trying...lol I usually take your bait but this was almost trollish and it made me wrinkle my nose because it was in such poor taste. :) Nef would never fall for that type of bait..

oh yeah you're a shit head

:heart:
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haha, good girl...he's just pulling the ole "straw man" move...
 
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RottenWillow said:
oh they're easy to deal with. You just beat them with a bag of oranges until they cry. Now you got emotion and you didn't even mess up the merch.
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lol..true..but I'm no fuggin Florence Nightingale. It's not my job to fix them. lol some other poor girl can have that job, and she can have my oranges if she needs to see tears (real ones, he'll supply the fakes) :)
 
cindylou said:
lol..you are the only one inferring who is and who is not trying...lol No evidence or reason to come to that conclusion. I usually take your bait but this was almost trollish and it made me wrinkle my nose because it was in such poor taste. :) Nef would never fall for that type of bait...nice try though.

oh yeah you're a shit head

:heart:
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am I? Oh yeah. Christians. I am speaking in generalities. Don't take it personally. It's easy to come to the conclusion that xtians are hypocrites. :)
 
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