Re: More Govt BS- I'd like to report a crime!

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: : Last negative pissed off post for a while. My next post will be more : : on the lighter side- but today, I open up the paper (in a major metro : : city) and see with my very own eyes 10 different adds, for ten different : : Dr's offering Phen/Fen based diet plan consultations, and all in the Health : : section of the paper. What a f-ing joke. : : Hi, I'm really fat, I don't exercise, and I pay no attention to nutrition. I : : can't seem to muster the will power to stick with any diet for more than : : a month, and pretty much eat whatever I see. I'm really starting to suffer : : from a self esteem point of view, and now I'm just lazy and tired, and don't : : even bother to observe general hygeine. I've got a class reunion coming up : : and I'm really embarrased about the way I look. Can your clininc help? : : Yes our mission is to provide you drugs like Phen/Fen to alter your brain chemistry : : and suppress your appetite, and inhibit the formation of new fat. The result, a : : thinner happier you. $75 for the physical (a blood pressure check), $50 for the : : diet guidelines, and $25 per month for follow up BP checks. $200 and you get drugs : : to make you thinner. Sure there's some risk of dependancy, and some alarmist are : : saying that the drug if abused can cause irreversible brain damage, permanent brain : : chemical imbalance and could even kill you- but being thin is important to you, and we : : trust that you'll behave responsibly to acheive your goals. Sure we realize that : : you've already been irresponsible bY letting your body go to this point, and for : : ignoring the importance of sound nutrition and exercise, but we'll give you the : : benefit of the doubt and go ahead and get you some good drugs to help you cope with : : this disability. Will that be cash, check or would you like to use our convenient in : : house financing to buy your drugs on credit. : : Hi, I'm a twenty five year old bodybuilder. I'm in excellent shape, and well versed : : in the importance of nutrion and exercise. In fact these two areas are of primary : : focus in my life, as I eat, sleep and breath, nutrition, strength training, and physcical : : well being. My outlook on life is very positive, I'm a go getter and I love a good : : challenge. I've been very serious about my training regimen, and diet, but have just : : plateaud for about the last three months. I'd like to enhance my strength and physiques : : by about 15% and was hoping for a prescription of Anavar and Primobolan over an eight : : week period to assist in doing so. : : What are you some kinda lunatic. Don't you know that Steroids are controlled substances. : : I could lose my license to practice medicine for giving you access to those drugs. : : Don't you know that Steroids cause acne, balding, and impotence, not to mention Steroid : : Phsycosis, cancer, and worse. I'm reporting you to the DEA you freak, and you'll thank me : : one day for saving you from certain doom. : : MR. DEA, AND DR. FDA, WHY CAN FAT PEOPLE USE DRUGS TO ENHANCE THEIR PHYSIQUES WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING : : PROOF OR A WILLINGNESS TO ADHERE TO ANY SORT OF DIET OR EXERCISE REGIMEN FIRST, WHILE WE : : BODYBUILDERS ARE LABELLED CRIMINALS FOR WANTING TO DO THE SAME THING WHILE HAVING TO ADHERE : : TO STRICT NUTRITIONAL AND EXERCISE PROGRAMS IN ORDER TO SUCCEED. AS A TAX PAYER, I REQUEST : : THAT THESE PHEN/FEN DR'S BE INVESTIGATED, WATCHED, PURSUED AND CHARGED WITH ENGAGING : : IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF NARCOTICS (PHEN/FEN IS A TYPE OF AMPHETAMINE). SOUND RIDICULOUS- : : IT IS, AND SO IS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE INVESTIGATING, WATCHING AND PURSUING US. NOW : : GO AWAY- BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME! : : S3 : Amen, Brother!!!! : "I fart in your general direction DEA!!!!"

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