Posted by S3 on January 16, 1997 at 17:28:02:
Last negative pissed off post for a while. My next post will be more
on the lighter side- but today, I open up the paper (in a major metro
city) and see with my very own eyes 10 different adds, for ten different
Dr's offering Phen/Fen based diet plan consultations, and all in the Health
section of the paper. What a f-ing joke.
Hi, I'm really fat, I don't exercise, and I pay no attention to nutrition. I
can't seem to muster the will power to stick with any diet for more than
a month, and pretty much eat whatever I see. I'm really starting to suffer
from a self esteem point of view, and now I'm just lazy and tired, and don't
even bother to observe general hygeine. I've got a class reunion coming up
and I'm really embarrased about the way I look. Can your clininc help?
Yes our mission is to provide you drugs like Phen/Fen to alter your brain chemistry
and suppress your appetite, and inhibit the formation of new fat. The result, a
thinner happier you. $75 for the physical (a blood pressure check), $50 for the
diet guidelines, and $25 per month for follow up BP checks. $200 and you get drugs
to make you thinner. Sure there's some risk of dependancy, and some alarmist are
saying that the drug if abused can cause irreversible brain damage, permanent brain
chemical imbalance and could even kill you- but being thin is important to you, and we
trust that you'll behave responsibly to acheive your goals. Sure we realize that
you've already been irresponsible bY letting your body go to this point, and for
ignoring the importance of sound nutrition and exercise, but we'll give you the
benefit of the doubt and go ahead and get you some good drugs to help you cope with
this disability. Will that be cash, check or would you like to use our convenient in
house financing to buy your drugs on credit.
Hi, I'm a twenty five year old bodybuilder. I'm in excellent shape, and well versed
in the importance of nutrion and exercise. In fact these two areas are of primary
focus in my life, as I eat, sleep and breath, nutrition, strength training, and physcical
well being. My outlook on life is very positive, I'm a go getter and I love a good
challenge. I've been very serious about my training regimen, and diet, but have just
plateaud for about the last three months. I'd like to enhance my strength and physiques
by about 15% and was hoping for a prescription of Anavar and Primobolan over an eight
week period to assist in doing so.
What are you some kinda lunatic. Don't you know that Steroids are controlled substances.
I could lose my license to practice medicine for giving you access to those drugs.
Don't you know that Steroids cause acne, balding, and impotence, not to mention Steroid
Phsycosis, cancer, and worse. I'm reporting you to the DEA you freak, and you'll thank me
one day for saving you from certain doom.
MR. DEA, AND DR. FDA, WHY CAN FAT PEOPLE USE DRUGS TO ENHANCE THEIR PHYSIQUES WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING
PROOF OR A WILLINGNESS TO ADHERE TO ANY SORT OF DIET OR EXERCISE REGIMEN FIRST, WHILE WE
BODYBUILDERS ARE LABELLED CRIMINALS FOR WANTING TO DO THE SAME THING WHILE HAVING TO ADHERE
TO STRICT NUTRITIONAL AND EXERCISE PROGRAMS IN ORDER TO SUCCEED. AS A TAX PAYER, I REQUEST
THAT THESE PHEN/FEN DR'S BE INVESTIGATED, WATCHED, PURSUED AND CHARGED WITH ENGAGING
IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF NARCOTICS (PHEN/FEN IS A TYPE OF AMPHETAMINE). SOUND RIDICULOUS-
IT IS, AND SO IS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE INVESTIGATING, WATCHING AND PURSUING US. NOW
GO AWAY- BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!
S3