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Whether it’s failing with the ladies or doing something embarrassing at the gym, I\'ve never been afraid to discuss my shortcomings with you guys. Contudo, read on at your own risk as I share my latest humiliating tale, which involves overdosing on a testosterone booster and getting an erection that lasted for hours.
Those of you who’ve read my stories and reports in the past know that I’m not one to hide any of the stupid stuff I’ve done. There’s been humiliating rejections by hot babes, embarrassing mistakes in the gym, and me just flat-out making an ass of myself in public. Contudo, nothing I’ve discussed with you before even comes close to what I’m about to talk about now...
A Night to Remember
Whether it’s in the bedroom or in the weight room, I’m always looking for an edge. And I found a product that takes care of both my bedroom and bodybuilding performance. The product is called Phytoserms-347, and it’s a testosterone booster that also lowers the amount of estrogen in your body. Last week I wrote an article and review of this new testosterne booster called: Phytoserms-347 Propulsor de testosterona com 347% Onda, Dizima Estrogênio, Inigualáveis efeitos pró-sexuais. Indo mais longe, Phytoserms-347 contains Bulbine natalensis: Prolensis – which is what creates the unique testosterone raising/estrogen lowering effect.
This effect offers dual benefits to users because it not only helps increase strength and cut fat, but also makes you a stud in between the sheets. I was especially interested in the latter because I really wanted to impress my smoking hot new girlfriend. Claro, I also wanted to do a test run with Phytoserms-347 before putting it into action with my woman. And this is where things started to go downhill... or should I say, uphill.
Long-lasting Effects
Just for recreational purposes, I’ve tried other non-prescription testosterone boosters in order to see how they affected both my strength gains and sexual endurance. And all I can say is that it’s pretty hit and miss when it comes to these test boosters, with mostly misses. Contudo, I had used Phytoserms-347 in the past and found it to be outstanding. So when I heard it was finally back in stock, I couldn\'t wait to get back on it.
Infelizmente, what I did not know was that the new version now contains double the milligrams of Bulbine Natalensis and now, pela primeira vez, also contains the equally potent testosterone boosting (e estrógeno inibindo) Ele, então, extrair fito Fadogia. Thinking the strength was the same, I do what I usually do with supplements and took double the recommended dosage - no meu caso, that was 4 bonés. Boy was this a mistake!
The good news is that it didn’t take me long at all to develop an erection so hard that I could use it to crush diamonds. The bad news is that this boner of mine just wouldn’t go down. I became the Empire State Building/Washington Monument/insert any tall building structure that perfectly describes a major boner. After the first couple of hours of being like this, Eu era como, “Okay, this is what the product’s supposed to do.” After four hours, Eu era como, “I’m an idiot, why didn’t I stick to the recommended amount – especially during my first time using it!”
Advice from the 40-Year-Old Virgin
The bad part about my experiment with taking double the recommended dosage of the new Phytoserms-347 is that I took it on a Sunday night. And on Sunday night, there’s not a pharmacy open within blocks of my place, which killed my first idea of buying some Sudaphed (the original version with boner killing pseudo-ephedrine in it) which is now only sold behind the pharmacy counter to take care of the erection from hell. Knowing that priapism is nothing to mess around with, I began going through every trick and potential treatment there is for a hard-on that refuses to rest.
Recalling the played-out joke about taking cold showers that I’d heard over and over again in terrible 90’s sitcoms, I immediately jumped in the shower with the cold handle on full-blast. Para 10 freezing minutes, I stood there hoping that the tiny drops of ice-cold water would somehow appease my giant woody. After no change in my current situation and misguided fears of hypothermia, I shut the water off and began drying myself.
My next thought involved a scene from the movie “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” where the main character, Andy, has an erection that won’t go away. Yes... I was so desperate that I was consulting a comedy from like eight years ago to help me out. de qualquer forma, I re-watched a scene where he calls up the customer service department of an ED medication seller and gets some tips on how to get his boner to do down. This led to me putting a blown-out match on my wrist to get the brain to concentrate elsewhere, as well as me flicking my testicles until it hurt – neither of which worked.
Here I was... hours later with an erection that needed to be taken care of before I went crazy. And my last resort involved placing one extremely embarrassing call to my new girlfriend.
A Big Help
Getting my girlfriend involved in this mess was about the last thing that I wanted to do. Afinal, the whole point of testing out Phytoserms-347 was so that I could surprise her with a night she’d never forget. Bem, eu acho, in a way, I was about to surprise her with an unforgettable night in some capacity.
So I called her up and explained the situation. Following about ten minutes of laughter, she agreed to come over and help me out with my predicament. Sure I was ashamed, but she is my girlfriend, and this was definitely an area where she could help out. By the time she got over to my place and we hit the bedroom, you might even say that I was the one helping her out!
After two hours of giving my woman the best sex she’d ever had, we were both satisfied. Mais importante, my priapism had finally subsided after my girlfriend made me a very happy man... again and again. But just because things finally worked out in the end, doesn’t mean this lesson was lost on me.
Phytoserms-347 – Almost Too Effective
If you take one thing away from my humiliating experience, it’s that Phytoserms-347 works almost too well. Como já discutido antes, it boosts testosterone while, ao mesmo tempo, lowering estrogen; this differs from your average testosterone booster, which boosts test, but also increases estrogen in the process.
Seeing as how this product drops your estrogen levels, you see a massive spike in both your muscle gains and libido. But when taking Phytoserms-347 for libido purposes, you really need to follow the recommended dosage - Homens com mais de 200 £ tomar duas cápsulas por dia. Homens com menos de 200 £ tomar 1 cap por dia. Isto é, unless you want to become the horny jackrabbit from hell like I did. And let me tell you, having an erection for eight straight hours is one experience that you can definitely live without!
Uncontrollable wood aside, I’ve continued using Phytoserms-347 – though I’m much more careful to not overdo things. And so far, my performance in the bedroom has been nothing short of perfection, and I’ve experienced some major muscle and strength gains too. Dito isso, I certainly recommend that you give this highly-effective testosterone booster a try as well. Just do not be a dick and over do it like I did!
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