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Lets all learn a bit about each other

Lestat said:
So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:
Where were you born:
Where do you live now:
Favorite food:
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Did you go to college? Where?
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Kids? How many and how old:
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly?
Favorite part of your day?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:
Are you on anti depressants:
Last Movie you saw:
What time do you wake up in the morning:
What time do you go to bed at night:
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
What do you do for a living:
What is your dream vacation destination:
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
When did you lose your virginity:
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice:
What are your current fitness goals:
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Do you have any pets? What kind:
What kind of car do you drive:
Favorite dessert:
Good bro or bad bro:
age 34 born on earth 1955, a parallel earth that is.
 
Age:30
Where were you born:PA
Where do you live now:UT
Favorite food:Could be anything at the right time.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:just surfing..
Did you go to college? Where? Yup/ Villanova
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Wu: 36 Chambers; Tool: Undertow; Rolling Stones: Sticky Fingers; Pharcyde: Bizarre Ride; Some damn mix tape I lost when I was a freshman.
Kids? How many and how old:nope
Democrat or Republican:yup
Do you attent religious services regularly? nope
Favorite part of your day? Walking out of my office.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: I have an ample mosom.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Bilestew
How many times per week do you workout: Up to 5 now.
Are you on anti depressants: nope
Last Movie you saw: Star Wars III
What time do you wake up in the morning: 7:00
What time do you go to bed at night: When I'm tired
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): today
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): This morning
What do you do for a living: Loan Officer
What is your dream vacation destination: Cayman Islands
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Cayman Islands
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: yes
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: None anymore, but gin and tonics were nice.
Drug of choice: Blow back in the day.
What are your current fitness goals: to be fit, not just look it.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: jnevin's a douchebag
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: I'm beginning to learn patience.
Do you have any pets? What kind: My dog, Hannibal, the love of my life.
What kind of car do you drive: Subaru STi
Favorite dessert: pie
Good bro or bad bro: I just barfed in my mouth...
 
Age: 26.
Where were you born: Los Angeles, CA.
Where do you live now: Los Angeles, CA.
Favorite food: Ruth Chris' Filet Mignon.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Who knows.
Did you go to college? Where? Yes. A good school.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? I prefer individual songs.
Kids? How many and how old: Not yet. Gimme 2 years.
Democrat or Republican: Libertarian (Common Sense).
Do you attent religious services regularly? No. Never.
Favorite part of your day? Night.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Massive Gunz.
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: Nope
Last Movie you saw: Syriana
What time do you wake up in the morning: 8:00.
What time do you go to bed at night: Midnight.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Maybe 2 weeks.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): The other day.
What do you do for a living: I raise money for independant films and am also a Financial Advisor.
What is your dream vacation destination: Glaciers of Alaska.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Ireland.
When did you lose your virginity: 20.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Red Bull / Vodka.
Drug of choice: None, but if I had to choose it would definately be marijuana.
What are your current fitness goals: Stay in shape.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: They're just words on a screen.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Becoming a US Army Ranger, fighting in two different countries, and surviving a suicide bombing.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Two dogs.
What kind of car do you drive: Just broke down and bought a 330i.
 
Lestat said:
wow 75th, I didn't realize you were a ranger. impressive.
75th = 2nd Battalion 75th Ranger Regiment.
 
Age: 21
Where were you born: San Diego, CA
Where do you live now: Tucson
Favorite food: Mexican, Mexican when drunk, Mexican when sober...
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Sorry Ladies, I am taken
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Just kinda stumbled across it
Did you go to college? Where? Currently Attend ....guess!
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Sodom - M16, Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss, Death - Symbolic, Carcass - Necroticism; Descanting the Insalubrious, Danzig - Danzig I.
Kids? How many and how old: I keep my shit bagged
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly? Nope, never have been
Favorite part of your day? Masturbation time
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Within at least one standard deviation of the average
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Discrimination is unnecessary
How many times per week do you workout: 5 days
Are you on anti depressants: Pills! and no
Last Movie you saw: Saw II :)
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6:45, 7:45
What time do you go to bed at night: too fucken late lately.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Sunday, 3 times in 5 hours :)
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning, considering it again.
What do you do for a living: Student
What is your dream vacation destination: Eastern Europe, Australia...
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Mexico, everything is a bargain a way from owning.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: wtf? I wipe the right way
When did you lose your virginity: 18, new years, she orgasmed 2 twice before I went.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Dos Equis Amber
Drug of choice: Amphetamines, including their respective neutral sulfate salts
What are your current fitness goals: 220lbs, 8%.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: JerseyArts gone, thats all that matters.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Influence on others, mostly positive.
Do you have any pets? What kind: I just keep girls around for company.
What kind of car do you drive: Corolla nigga
Favorite dessert: Some super rich chocolate cake or something
Good bro or bad bro: My allegiance is to the darkside.
 
Age:36
Where were you born:Southampton, England
Where do you live now:Gold Coast, Australia
Favorite food:Pancakes
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Married for the second time
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:Internet search
Did you go to college? Where? Studies while I worked, took me 10 years
5 Favorite Albums of all time?Prefer single tracks and too many to mention
Kids? How many and how old:No and never
Democrat or Republican:Politics is bullshit - they're all as bad as eachother
Do you attent religious services regularly?No, I have my own religion
Favorite part of your day?Dusk
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:DDs
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):Too new to know yet
How many times per week do you workout:0-5 times
Are you on anti depressants:During some periods in my life, yes
Last Movie you saw:Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
What time do you wake up in the morning:5.30am
What time do you go to bed at night:9.30pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):Four days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):Some things a girl's just got to keep to herself
What do you do for a living:Commercial Manager
What is your dream vacation destination:Sunrise at Mt Kilimanjaro, Tanzania
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Too many to mention, the world is a really cool place
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:Excuse me?
When did you lose your virginity:17
Favorite alcoholic drink:Top shelf vodka martini
Drug of choice:Not anymore
What are your current fitness goals:Lose the DDs
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:Too new to know yet, though that Pritty Kitty was somethin' else
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:I'm still breathing
Do you have any pets? What kind:Not now, though I really miss my fish - the ex got custody
What kind of car do you drive:Volkswagon
Favorite dessert:Chocolate mousse
Good bro or bad bro:Depends
 
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Age:30
Where were you born: New York City
Where do you live now: Have residences in NYC, Jax, Palm Beach, wherever I feel like resting my head. Today, Shanghai.
Favorite food: Wings and beer.
Married/Single/In a Relationship? Single.
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Web search.
Did you go to college? Where? Yes.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Rancid, Misfits, WuTang, Iron Maiden Eminem. All of them.
Kids? How many and how old: no
Democrat or Republican: Rep
Do you attent religious services regularly? Nope
Favorite part of your day? every part is my favorite.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: A little above average.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Wootool. Ok, actually goatslayer.
How many times per week do you workout: 10.
Are you on anti depressants: no.
Last Movie you saw: Jarhead.
What time do you wake up in the morning: depends. whenever.
What time do you go to bed at night: depends. whenever.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): few weeks.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): few minutes.
What do you do for a living: Emperor in Training. I talk to people, they give me money, I still don't know what I do.
What is your dream vacation destination: Having nothing to do, anywhere.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Shanghai. It's like nothing I've ever seen.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front toback.
When did you lose your virginity: 16.
Favorite alcoholic drink: What do you got?
Drug of choice: clean these days.
What are your current fitness goals: maintain.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: i love them all.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: finishing ranger training was the toughest, but taking care of my family means more.
Do you have any pets? What kind: no. i have 120 employees though.
What kind of car do you drive: fleet of Lexuses and a morgan.
Favorite dessert: creme brulee.
Good bro or bad bro:
 
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Age: Dirty Old Bastard
Where were you born: in a hospital
Where do you live now: amish hell
Favorite food: yes
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: M
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Midget Porn.
Did you go to college? Where? Y, college you idiot.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? ehhh
Kids? How many and how old: 2
Democrat or Republican: D
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Sleep
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Have no idea.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Special_Bill
How many times per week do you workout: 5 or 6
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: War of the Worlds
What time do you wake up in the morning: 4:00
What time do you go to bed at night: 9:00 to 10:00
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Friday.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): This Morning
What do you do for a living: Computer stuff
What is your dream vacation destination: Amsterdam.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Grand Cayman
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Side down, side down.
When did you lose your virginity: 13
Favorite alcoholic drink: Don't drink
Drug of choice: Marijauna!
What are your current fitness goals: Sleeping in.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Karma whores.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Making it past 30.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Cats, two, white.
What kind of car do you drive: One with wheels.
Favorite dessert: Vanilla Ice Cream w/ pecan pie.
Good bro or bad bro:[/QUOTE] No bro.
 
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