Recent content by biteme

Never! But I haven't been in that many and I know that's just luck and being smart. Knowing when to walk away and picking and choosing your battles.

Only time I ever had bouncers come after me when some guy started a fight with me and I was beating the shit out of him... The bouncers came and I let him go and I put my arms up to let them know I wasn't gonna hit anyone... I think he tried to fight with them and they beat his ass some more...

Just smiled. Sometimes I'd grab them back if they were hot. They didn't seem to mind.

Now you be in Texas bro... Bouncers have to work in groups here. Carry walkie talkies and shit. Many clubs have cops working for backup.

I would have killed you. Btw, did you ever give the women (and I mean always) something extra on the way out when they violated men? Because you know it happens. I've been spanked before. Had them walk by me and spank me on the ass.... What would you do about that tough guy?

There's a goddamn double standard because I've had plenty of women grab my ass unwarranted.... Us men just don't care, it's flattering to us.... If a bitch grabs me and I grab her back, let some guys come after me, I'll cut the motherfuckers... and hunt every last one of them down for payback...

Yep.

I don't want people thinking that I hate fat people, so I need to address that. I only hate assholes, men and women and will treat an asshole the same whether a man or woman.,,,,, fat women do disappoint me though.

How about god? Ever hate him? Assuming to yourself that he exists. I do.

Yep. Anytime you into a bar those things are gonna happen. If I punched every chick that has grabbed me, there'd be a lot of fat chicks with missing teeth. I won't fight anymore, I just carry mace. I thought about using it a couple of times last night for the hell of it.

LOL. Let the hate out. Let's start with god.

I wanted to wear it inside the country western bar last night, but my friend was afraid that a bunch of rednecks would jump us... They wouldn't have, but I didn't want him to be nervous.

How do you know your dogs are not barking incessantly? Why would the guy call in otherwise? Just to be a prick? Possibly, I don't know... Either way, chill out because you don't need to stress yourself out... Maybe call the guy and try to be calm and ask him exactly what the problem is.... If...

Playing with my belly fat and contemplating life.

Man that fucking sucks. I hope I can shoot myself in the head and cheat Wrath on his big day.