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My Stats:

Symmetrical Perfection In The Highest Form

Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email)

I won't accept email at all.

My Profile Headline

So You Clicked Here Thinking You Would Get To Know Me Huh?

Occupation

Homosexual Recruiter

My Favorite Music:

Moan My Name (deep voice version) by Anonymous Trick

My Favorite Movies:

Homemade Amateur Porn in the guest bedroom due to hidden webcam

My Favorite TV Shows:

Other than LOST and UFC, don't really watch much tv

My Heros:

Jesus. He hung out with men his whole life, taking baths with them and massaging each other's feet.

My Favorite Sports:

Are full contact and occur in the bedroom.

Cultural References:

Travel. Discovery. Classical art.

My Ideal Weekend would be:

Spent on and in the ocean.

My Vices are:

Horsefaced straight women with brown teeth.

What's in my refrigerator:

Bottled water, Diet Coke, chicken, steak, HGH, the neighbors kitten.

Stuff I really hate:

The one night stand tricks that end up as weirdos.

Education:

Grad / professional school

My Marital Status:

In a Relationship

Smoker:

No

Drinker

No

Sexual Orientation:

Not Sure

My Astrological Sign:

Sagittarius (Archer): Nov. 22-Dec. 21

My Area Code:

666

My Ethnicity:

Other

My Muscularity:

Lots

My Body Type:

Bodybuilder

My Head Hair:

A handful

My Face Hair:

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair:

None

I'm looking for:

1. Dating Guys
2. Dating Girls
3. Fun Between the Sheets

Between the Sheets I'm:

1. Virgin

I kiss on the first date:

That and a whole lot more