What Food Makes the Worst Smelling Fart?

[curling]

I think either steaks or brocolli? What do ya'll think? What food wrinkles your face and nose after you eat it?

 

[GinNJuice]

Theron?

 

[Puc]

popcorn. there is no equal

 

[Canuck4]

Beans

 

[HappyScrappy]

A fart comes from a buildup of gas in the intestine. The gas comes as a byproduct of the bacteria there feeding on excess protein that was not fully utilized/absorbed during digestion.

Beans are notorious for having a protein in them that doesn't digest well.

Many of the bean-o type things that help make gas less bad have an enzyme in them that helps the body break down proteins.

Pineapple also has an enzyme in it that helps.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Guinness farts are the worst. They are an olofactory atrocity, the hang time on those is just incredible. I farted in an elevator the day after about ten pints of Guinness. I was waiting in the lobby for someone and about five minutes later three mexican housekeepers staggered out of the same elevator waving their arms and gasping for oxygen.

 

[Bullit]

The ones that feel 'hot' and are usually silent are always the worst.

 

[curling]

Guinness farts are the worst. They are an olofactory atrocity, the hang time on those is just incredible. I farted in an elevator the day after about ten pints of Guinness. I was waiting in the lobby for someone and about five minutes later three mexican housekeepers staggered out of the same elevator waving their arms and gasping for oxygen.

lol

 

[HappyScrappy]

This means my body isn't using/absorbing the protein efficiently? Fuck so I'm wasting most of it.

What do I got to do? Glutamine? Digestive enzymes? Probiotics? Goodness this is getting out of control.

I used to guage my protein intake by my farts. the worse they were, then I knew I was using too much protein. No farts at all and I couldn't be sure that I wasn't needing more.

to better digest/absorb it, try ginger root - that supposedly helps and I think I recall the caps being cheap.
pineapple helps break things down, but I don't know how much it helps in terms of absorbing.

 

[Lumberg]

I used to guage my protein intake by my farts. the worse they were, then I knew I was using too much protein. No farts at all and I couldn't be sure that I wasn't needing more.

to better digest/absorb it, try ginger root - that supposedly helps and I think I recall the caps being cheap.
pineapple helps break things down, but I don't know how much it helps in terms of absorbing.

It's true, the higher the protein in my diet the more I fart.

It used to embarrass me so I bought some ginger pills. Took them before every meal. They didn't do a thing. Thank God they were only $8.

Good point about being able to gauge your protein intake by how much you fart.

JC