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lartinos
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A girl who will bail you out of jail when you got caught with crack and a prostitute.
What's it for you?
What's it for you?
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lartinos
Guest
Yeah.... I'd be pissed to my find out he was a cross-dresser too.
housemusik83
New member
hahaaha.... u got cought with crack and prostitute bro??
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
When you actually like your spouse after 50 years. Or can have a conversation every time you are together. Or when you look at them and you smile. panties are optional. Never hook your wagon to a brick, always a star.
If you allow yourself to be diminished as a human then you need to rethink your priorities.
If you allow yourself to be diminished as a human then you need to rethink your priorities.
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lartinos
Guest
not yet, but one day I'll find my dream girl and test her.
Cal_21
New member
A beautiful 18 y/o white girl w/ brown hair & eyes who's willing to do my injections for me, bi-curious, can drink a whole bottle of so-co, 5-11, abs, doesn't care that I'm a broke fat-fuck, can shoot an m-16, possibly kick my ass, down for whatever in the bedroom, makes me laugh until the veins bulge out of my neck & I get lightheaded, doesn't give me shit for dipping, supports me in everything I do and want to do, believes in me, can be a little bit country & a classy woman at the same time, and doesn't mind my fucking run-on sentences!
Lying on a porch swing, my eyes closed, with my head in his lap as he rocks the swing gently and strokes my hair...
One thing thats always set my deep relationships apart from the rest is the unspoken bond and comfort level in those moments of quiet inaction.
One thing thats always set my deep relationships apart from the rest is the unspoken bond and comfort level in those moments of quiet inaction.
javaguru
Banned
all the whey
New member
Steve!!!
I bet steve is sick of hearing about her being an Onimibudsmen.
