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Pro Bodybuilder 
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We're all bodybuilders and some things just come with the territory. ..like sweaty gym bags, lumpy protein drinks, and yes,....gas. I've been a regular mathane factory for the last 3 weeks and just laugh when the wife and kid curl up the nose. But, I knew it had to be pretty bad when the dog snorted twice and jumped off the bed last night. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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LOL @ JayeLynn....thats pretty bad...I drove my cat off the bed one night too.... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 20 |
ROTFLMAO!!!! I haven't gotten that bad yet...though I think I saw my venus flytrap wilt...... remember ladies put out your mood candles...no open flames around fumes!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 893 |
You guys should try living with another Bodybuilder. It's a lot of fun to try and out gas eachother! In our household we have a points system based on audio and olfactory excellence. So far this month I'm winning  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 234 |
GAS! Of shit, I have got to tell you about this then! (ok WarLobo... I know youre expecting a sick fart story from me, but Im gonna have to disappoint you) That stuff you can get at the protien factory called AMINOGEN. Its expensive by the pound, but they add it to your formula for an extra $.60 per pound. It supposedly increases protien absorption and stops the gas by not letting so much protien waste hit the gut. I got the stuff, and it WORKS! I use about 2lbs of pure CFM whey isolate a week, and I dont have any gas from it at all! Im shocked, really! Hmm, I did have a fart story too. I cant remember the details... it was about this woman having gas for some strange reason... oh well, if I remember I'll be sure to "pass it" on... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
Yes, that is a problem. My always happens around the same person at work. She sort of stands off to the side now whenever I am around. Have you heard about the fart scale? I don't remember them all but I know that a 9 is when you make someone sick and a 10 is if you make yourself sick. haha. My buddies in the Army used to rate everyones fart. They would even fan the aroma towards them to get a good rating. I tell ya, what some people do for fun. tball | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 828 |
It is comforting to know that I am not the only one who occasionally offends even THEMSELVES! I already told yall about how I deal with people who have a "problem" with my bodily functions. I just tell them to shut THE FUCK UP, crack a window and eat another FUCKING DONUT! |
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posted October 05, 2000 05:05 PM
