"Hooters would change its name to Just Another Burger Place."

-- Cari, Iowa

"Gravity would be illegal."

-- Emily, New York

"They would understand why it is so hard for women to decide what to wear."

-- Samantha, Washington, D.C.

"Bodacious ta-tas wouldn�t be called ta-tas, they�d be called hairy man breasts."

-- Betty-ann-sue-jessi, Maryland

"Sagging breasts would be universally thought of as a sign of wisdom and success."

-- D. Magrini, Washington, D.C.

"They would understand our confusion about why men are so obsessed with them."

-- Anonymous

"Women would never get sex. Men would be so happy playing with their breast they�d never have time for us."

-- Jill, Ohio

"Breast implants and uplifts would be covered by insurance companies."

-- Sandy, Ohio

"Breastfeeding would be a sacrament."

-- Cheryl, Idaho

"We would still be waiting for the invention of the wheel. The discovery of fire is questionable."

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Jeff