posted July 31, 2000 11:22 PM            

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I have two weeks to drop one pants size - found a pair of $120 leather shorts on sale for $34.00 but they are one size too small and the Sturgis Mototcycle Rally is two weeks away and I have to be into those shorts so PLEASE tell me how to do it, cardio, diet etc.

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posted August 01, 2000 12:05 AM            

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Can't keep up with who is on what.... are you on anything?

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posted August 01, 2000 01:55 AM            

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Up the cardio, try some Clen, or ECA, and right b4 use a diuretic...

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posted August 01, 2000 08:27 AM            

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Not on anything. I do use some ECA but am pretty sensitive to it - any more than two a day and my blood pressure goes through the roof.

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posted August 01, 2000 10:07 AM            

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One size is not too bad still should fit.
If not grease your thighs and butt up with Vaseline or posing oil and they should slide right on (and leave the top button open).
I mean this is water weight your trying lose after the first day of beer drinking in Sturgis your gonna bust out of your pants.

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posted August 01, 2000 11:34 AM            

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Eat celery and carrots. Cardio at LEAST 5 hours per day, seven days and by the time two weeks have passed you will have lossed more than enough mass and water to fit into those shorts!

Seriously, just eat a little cleaner - NO CHEATING!, try to limit your complex carb intake to before 4PM - afterwards only protein and veggies! How much cardio you doin' now? Your talking one clothing size - that's not that big of a deal. You can do it, just don't go all wacky and do silly stuff to sacrifice mass to fit into a pair of shorts - GOT IT?! GOOD!!!!

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posted August 01, 2000 11:59 AM            

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How about just looking for another alternative in clothing instead? ...like some frayed denim shorts. They can be pretty sexy, and besides if your not covering your legs then the actual material is irrelevant. This seems kinda silly to me.

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posted August 02, 2000 08:04 AM            

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IG - I can get the shorts on without vaseline thank you, but when I sit down there is this very unattractive ripple of fat that pops out around the legs - won't wear them if they don't look good. No beer for me either - my body has zero alcohol tolerance. I am doing an hour of cardio every morning, diet is egg whites, oatmeal, yams, protein powder, chicken, extremely lean beef, vegetables and a little fat free cottage cheese and skim milk - meals 6-7x day. Gallons of water. I have increased my ECA to 4 a day and am watching my blood pressure - I had a hard time sleeping last night but that could have been due to things other than the ECA. I thought I had two weeks to do this but it is actually 10 days. If I can't get into them I have a sister who can which might be more fun - she's not a black leather shorts kind of girl, a little prim and proper but the group we are going with will make her wear them. Jayelynn - this is a bit silly but you would really have to go to Sturgis to understand, its not even really about sexy and most of the time I will be in jeans as we will be riding alot that weekend. I'll let you all know how it turns out.

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posted August 02, 2000 08:19 AM            

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I love bike rallies.
Where else can you run up to women and ask to "show me some tits"... and they comply.

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posted August 02, 2000 08:39 AM            

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Some comply...

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posted August 02, 2000 10:15 AM            

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Most every short will not be cut for a women who works out and therefore has quad muscles. This happens all the time with the wife. So we buy a size bigger and get it taylored.

And Temple, I guarentee not one guy will mind if your "ripple of fat" pops out a wee bit.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:05 AM         

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Blackhaus1 is telling you to use a diuretic.

Well, take my advice and DO NOT. Unless you have some experience with and have medical supervision, diuretics can be extremely dangerous.
It amazes me that the reply to a question about how to drop a pant size is to "use a diuretic".
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posted August 02, 2000 11:27 AM            

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Your very correct Dylan, but I think she was referring to the over the counter stuff. We have had a lot of discussion on the "water gain" during certain times of the month and some possible solutions of the OTC kind. If she was talking about some of the harsher items then shame on her, and in any case should have been a tad more clear.

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