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tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 11:24 AM Cellulite- It's your bodies way of turning on You!lol You catch a glance of it's dimples on your ass almost laughing and mocking you!lol You can rub it, use high tech machinery on it, ignore it and pretend it's not really there, which may work and may give you a temporary feeling of being in control until the vacation picts come back. There you were having a great time two fine men posing with you, everyone holding up there "sex on the beach" your feeling good, looking fine (you think). Your back home thinking how great that trip was.As you open the Walgreens photo envelope to discover the demonic little grins were there, right there on the beach with you, sitting right next to your fine beach buddies! The agony of defeat sets in again and reality strikes. Along with an epithemy " How can you get rid of this thing they call Cellulite?" I know! If there's less fat on my ass maybe just maybe if at say 10% bodyfat this stuff can't survive. Maybe if my butt is nothing but muscle the cellulite will move on to the next unsuspecting 20 year old and leave me and all my hard work alone! This is WAR! THis is just a little humor hope you like it.I'm feeling a little agressive today due to the accidental 100mg dose of primo. ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 12:14 PM I WILL VENT OUT HERE WITH YOU GIRL! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GATHER UP ALL THE NEWBIE COLLEGE GIRLS WITH OH' NATURAL GOOD FIGURES AND GENETICS AND PUT THEM INTO A BASEMENT AND FEED THEM TWINKIES, BON BONS, AND HO HOS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS THEN LET THEM ALL OUT WHEN THEY HAVE GROWN CELLULITE ON THE BOTTOMS AND HAVE SADLE BAGS... LOL ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen IP: Logged
davidg Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23)	posted July 25, 2000 12:19 PM I personally think a little meat on your bones is sexy. Exspecially if you have dark hair and skin. When you see some adult movies the really skinny girls look gross. Just my two cents. IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 01:08 PM Come on let's hear some venting! The husband says my butt is harder! You know he has to massage in those primo lumps! ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Iron God Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279)	posted July 25, 2000 01:10 PM TN, Don't get give up just keep doing what your doing and give it time. Dlady, quit your moaning already "lock them in basement and feed them ho ho's" is that what you did in your early twenties? Well then I guess cellulite is your penance for a life lacking discipline! How can you girls be down when you such role models on this board and access to one of the most knowledgeable moderators on these forums. Did any of you see Bikini Mom�s before shots and what she looks like know? Jeez this women had 4 kids and she looks outstanding!!!!! It all boils down to mental toughness some of you women have it, the others need to get it! ------------------ Nam Et Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est! IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 01:19 PM Oh geeesh Iron Gods back on the job! Yes iron ass sounds good to me!lol Hey the guys call me tnygirl instead of tnheygirl I think they are just jealous I have bigger thighs than they do.Hee Hee Actually any man who has bigger legs than mine gets automatic brownie points in my book. ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 01:52 PM I MUST HAVE BEEN EATING TOO MANY OF THOSE BEFORE HUH? NOT ANYMORE THOUGH. NOW WAS THAT YOU VENTING TOO IG???? OR ARE YOU REALLY MAD AT US GIRLS.... ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen IP: Logged
Iron God Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279)	posted July 25, 2000 01:57 PM I have yet to meet the women who has bigger thighs than me. ------------------ Nam Et Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est! IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453)	posted July 25, 2000 02:01 PM I for one am TIRED of complaining about the state of my cellulite...thats why I've started working my ass off..literally. Bmom IS my idol for the exact reason IG said...her before looks like me (except she has boobs - I don't) and her afters are just simply awesome...do I still see those ugly bumps, lumps and whatever..yes...are they going away...HELL YEAH. Am I dedicated, motivated obsessed? HELL YEAH. Do I care that I am the only female in the freeweight area of my gym, that I sweat, grunt and want to collapse in a heap when I'm done? NO - BECAUSE I SEE WHAT ITS DOING! Am I pissed because I am predisposed to this whole fat/cellulite thing...yes..but I'm making it work FOR me this time instead of just moaning and groaning about it. Sorry gals...I'm just in a rant mood today...its the legs...they are as sore as hell! ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 02:10 PM Sky You go! One more thing! Where the hell is the fat loss? Iron God since your into the post today go back to my webpage theres a pict I just took. Why the hell isn't the primo helping with the fat loss? When does this stuff really kick in? I'm being good I promise! I have been working arms and shoulders more this week. http://communites.msn.com/TnheygirlsSite ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 02:12 PM t girl, you need to post the whole page addy cause it wont come up right now... IP: Logged
Iron God Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279)	posted July 25, 2000 02:14 PM Dlady, I'm not venting, I just don't think SOME of you ladies realize the caliber of people on this board(as far as training is concerned).And the knowledge & experience they bring to the table. You should take advantage to the MAX. I consider myself a guest on the Women�s forum and none of my post or replies are intended as flames or insults, but SOME you ladies need to remember the men who post here are not stand-ins or verbal punching bags for whatever ill-begotten conception passes for a man in your lives. ------------------ Nam Et Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est! IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 02:16 PM ig~ man you are "going off" today aren't ya. calm down, we are not using you as a punching bag, although I am sure you are as hard as one. j/k hey, did you critic my new updated pics yet! if not go , it will give you a chance to go off again. IP: Logged
JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 259)	posted July 25, 2000 02:27 PM pardon me but........... GAG! ------------------ Feel Free to Underestimate me IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 02:35 PM I guess if I spelled the site correctly it would help http://communities.msn.com/TnheygirlsSite I am very aware of the great caliber of educated people on this board and that's why I'm here. Just having a little fun with some cellulite humor ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453)	posted July 25, 2000 02:37 PM JL - GAG ?? hee hee, what did that mean? IP: Logged
Iron God Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279)	posted July 25, 2000 02:41 PM Dlady, You're pics look good you need to show us a pic in a swim suit or something definite improvement over the last batch. Jayelynn, You need the heimlich? ------------------ Nam Et Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est! IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 02:47 PM Iron God One more thing I know you come to help but I am really being sincere when I say until you have walked in a womans shoes you just don't know how hard it is for many of us. This is one of the main reasons some are taking male hormones. I don't have a mental toughness, I don't want a mental toughness. For me this pours over into other areas of my life if I become too hard. I quit showing emotions. I prefer to have an iron will to succeed and I prefer to keep my hormone induced sobbing days as well as my strong days. Does this make sense? I do appreciate your input and hope you will continue to share. peace ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 02:51 PM IG, I am getting there give me some time, I posted an April picture in that God ugly bathing suit, just give me some time gggeeezzz... Tgirl, ummm, can i borrow some of your boobs??? j/k ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 02:55 PM One more thing Iron God if you got big legs I'm sure they are FINE I love a man with massive legs! I want picts maybe I'll use you as a screen saver! Hee Hee ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 259)	posted July 25, 2000 02:56 PM I'm an independent kinda gal: I do what I do for me and do my best to share what I've learned. ...but talk about a high maintenance personality sheesh I've bit my toung but truth be told I get tired of Dlady taking potshots at IG. enough already. And yeah, your progress so far has been the easiest progress you're ever going to see. We'll see if youre still hangin' around in another year or two. ------------------ Feel Free to Underestimate me IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787)	posted July 25, 2000 02:59 PM JL, I THINK HE KNOWS IT IS ALL OUT OF FUN. I AM ONE TO TRY AND HAVE FUN WITH WHATEVER I DO IN LIFE, I ONLY HAVE ONE OF THEM SO I TRY TO LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST. SORRY IF YOU ARE "SICK OF ME", I WILL LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW. ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453)	posted July 25, 2000 03:03 PM See JayeLynn...thats the mental toughness I'm talking about...thats what you need to not only get over the "honeymoon" progress phase (that I am going through now) but the nitty gritty years from now stuff. I like your style. ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 03:15 PM Hey Why is it whenever I post there's arguments and bickering? I doubt seriously anyone who's on this board on a daily basis makes fun of other board members in a cruel way. I for one am used to being on one of the men's boards and there you just kid around and you get some ribbing and you give it back. I certainly do not think anyone here was being rude to Iron God. I called him Iron Ass which was not mean't as an insult. It means he tells it like it is. Maybe that's why I get called a Bitch by a lot of men who don't reall6y know me because I tell it like it is. I don't consider it an insult. In this life you can be a bitch or a pushover. People don't give you much of an in between. ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Iron God Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279)	posted July 25, 2000 04:33 PM Tn, I�ve seen most of your pictures you�re not fat, your proportions are good as is your symmetry. What you are trying to accomplish is to go from good to great� I can safely say are within 10% of your goal and that last 10% will be the slowest longest progress of life and will require of you a mental toughness which you have yet to experience. And no single piece of advice will help you along it is all trial and error and figuring out the hard way what works for you. IG�s formula for training success� patience + perseverance = progress Jeez...I sound like an infomercial ------------------ Nam Et Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est! IP: Logged
WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 939)	posted July 25, 2000 04:44 PM It's your timing Tnheygirl, and your just lucky. You can never control the flow of a thread (well, I can, but I'm a master at it ). Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy the show - I am on this thread. It is really cracking me up - just great stuff. And to think I had to stir the pot once and a while to get you ladies to post up! Looks like the old days are long gone! ------------------ Late Lobo IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453)	posted July 25, 2000 06:26 PM Tgirl - I for one like the fired up posts because it just makes me work harder... IG - I happen to like your point of view...its no bs and thats the way it should be...you are a welcome guest in my book here. WL - Yeah the current mix of us (amateur and pro alike) are a bunch of firecrackers now aren't we... ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
Temple Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87)	posted July 25, 2000 06:33 PM I just have to break in here and share with you the cause for this weeks major depressive episode - I got a hot tub - now I know you are thinking why in the hell would anyone be totally suicidal about that but here is the deal - FAT FLOATS!!!!! I get in the tub and up pops my boobs and right behind my boobs is my belly - OH GOD - there is lump the size of a cantaloupe on each hip swimmin' its way to the top too. You can throw the scale in the trash because they lie or at least you can tell yourself that the reason that number is so damn high is because you are gaining so much muscle but if you really want to know the truth go jump butt ass naked in a hot tub and where you are at will become painfully obvious. IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 07:16 PM Sky-Good point sis Temple-There's YOUR motivation! Maybe I should try that although the neighbors probably wouldn't care for me floating around naked in their hot tub. Ya know with germs and all. Well, and the fact they just moved in and they don't know me. ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
dirtyratt Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 130)	posted July 25, 2000 07:56 PM this is so funny. i just thought i would share that my weight is at the highest it has ever been, but at the same time i look better than ever. women will always suffer with cottage cheese until they do something about it, which we all are. i went off to college weighing 118 at 5'10". i know skinny! well left after my first year at 142. freshman 24 finally got back to 127lbs 3 months ago. todayi jumped on the scale at the store and once the needle went pass 140 i hopped right off. what can i say. i blame it on the primo. it is, i know it is. all muscle baby! later dirtyratt IP: Logged
bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 326)	posted July 25, 2000 07:56 PM See now, this board has been really DEAD lately - I go and take my mom on an errand and BLAMO! I miss all the fun! You ladys are too much! and IG and Lobo well, you already know how I feels abouchas! Cellulite - the dreaded, hated cellulite. There was a period of about 2 years when even though I was a size 2 (not normal for a grown woman with children) I would not only avoid the beach, but wouldn't even where a pair of shorts! Now that I have finally figured it all out and am OK with myself ripped or bulked - I say, "THANK GOD FOR CELLULITE!!!!! If it weren't for the fact that I had a ton of cellulite pouring down my non-existent flabby behind and running down the back of my skinny thighs were would I be? Still falling over from starvation, running around about to pass out, bitchy and tired - Yea, REAL GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR LITTLE GIRLS! The only thing that will get rid of that nasty bumpy SHIT (Praise the Lord!) is good old-fashioned MASS. How one attains this mass is their own choice, be it naturally or with some "help". BUT ATTAIN IT. It is the only thing that will get rid of cellulite - God! THANK YOU! And before you all start saying, "Easy for you to say...." (IG and Lobo cover your eyes!) You ladies don't think there are bumps on my backside when I bulk? Now why on earth would I purposely put bumps on my hard-earned backside? That's right - TO GET MORE MASS! When I have reached a place where I am satisfied with my development (Please tell me that I'm not terminal!) I won't feel the need to bulk - then it's MAINTENANCE BABY!!!! And guess what - when I'm leaning but not perfect, if there's a little bit of imperfection showing when I'm in a bathing suit or shorts (not coochi-cutters, mind you - I feel if one is going to have the balls to where those - they should truly be flawless!) SO WHAT! This little imperfection does not negate the hard-earned underlying mass! If someone's got a problem with it, they can just kiss my slightly imperfect BEHIND! And from the pics I've seen you all are doing really well - bitch away when you need to, but don't get side-tracked! PS - I thank you for all of your kind words of praise. ...Now I'll get off my soapbox. IP: Logged
WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 939)	posted July 25, 2000 08:02 PM B.Mom, you have long, long ago surpassed the soapbox level..... You now are in the soapTRUCK catagory :p IP: Logged
Temple Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87)	posted July 25, 2000 09:19 PM I posted the whole hot tub thing before I had really read alot of the previous posts. I am a bit confused, seems some of you are a bit tooty over things that are all meant in good fun. Yes, I am doing a bit of whining about the fat on my ass - I have to date taken off 40# of fat and have been on what amounts to a 6 month cutting cycle and I am getting a little sick of chicken and yams. I was to the point where I could look in the mirror and say the it wasn't looking that bad and the whole hot tub thing was a major revalation as to just how far I have yet to go. This is a project that I will work at for the rest of my life - well maybe not, when I am 80 I am going to eat anything I damn well please. I do have the mental toughness to do this and I will still be here two years from now. You have no idea how much I appreciate the quality of advice given on this board - the closest thing to a personal trainer is a 6 hour drive so you guys are it and quite frankly I couldn't afford to pay someone of your caliber for the advice that you give so freely. I for one follow the advice to the letter. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves and each other, get things off of our chests and get on with it. At some point I will post the before pics - IG, my thighs were quite possibly bigger than yours and baby it wasn't muscle. And another thought - this board at times give whole new meaning to the phrase "you're being a bit TESTy today". (j/k) IP: Logged
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101)	posted July 25, 2000 09:19 PM B.Mom-WhoaMama you get the peppiest-sp? lady on the board award! Board Awards thats an idea. We vote in say 5 catagories and the winners get free gear from none other than Warlobo! Lobo-Just think how much more the board would expand when word got out.lol We'd have all these "women" who just happen to want D-bol and test lol! I could get the award for trying to give a little humor to my fellow sista's and in return my post turns into a 3 ring circus! ------------------ "To Thine Ownself Be True" IP: Logged
Temple Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 87)	posted July 25, 2000 09:22 PM Oh yes, and Bikinimom - my favorite posts are the ones where you are up on that soapbox er truck! IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 453)	posted July 25, 2000 11:49 PM YESSSSSS! I was just a'waitin' for Bmom to chime in on this one... SOAP TRUCK AWARD TO MOM! Temple - girl you are hysterical...I wish I had enough boobs to float in water! LOL!! ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged

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