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 uuggghh! big lump in my shake
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 27, 2000 04:56 PM
  
now I have strawberry glue stuck to the front of my teeth! I think it's time for a little fun amidst all of this serious dialog. So what do you say? Any Foxworthy fans out there? ...I'll start If throwing a little excitement into your lunch happens when you get to mix the last of your strawberry with the new bottle of chocolate protein, then you might be a bodybuilder. If it takes you more time to organize your pill regimine than your 90 year old grandmother on heart, arthritis, cholesterol and mood enhancers, then you might be a bodybuilder. (This one's for Lobo) I'm sure you all can do better.... IP: Logged |
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Texas Guns Moderator (Total posts: 499) |
posted June 27, 2000 05:48 PM
If you lose your job, get evicted from your home, miss your car payment and the first question that comes to your mind is "Oh my god!! How will I afford my trip to Mexico?" then you must be a bodybuilder! IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 723) |
posted June 27, 2000 05:55 PM
If your best friend is the guy at the Western Union store, you might be a BBer Late Lobo p.s. Oddy enough, my neighbor owes one just a block away. IP: Logged |
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missgalaxy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 27, 2000 06:28 PM
Funny stuff!  IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 216) |
posted June 27, 2000 06:53 PM
When you are willing to drink the most god-awful concoctions on the face of the earth just because of what they do for your body...you might be a bb. When you get utterly pissed off if someone/something interferes with your workout schedule...you might be a bb. When you have 1000 posts on Elite...you might be a bb. IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 397) |
posted June 27, 2000 06:56 PM
Tuna Ice Cream....... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 27, 2000 07:06 PM
If your favorite meal involves a can of tuna and plain oatmeal, you might be a BBer If your coworkers have started up a petition because your lunch takes up 3/4 of the refrigerator, then you might be a BBer. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 72) |
posted June 27, 2000 07:10 PM
Do you like the smell of your own funk? Do you really give a rat's ass what your hair looks like? Do you wake up thinking, "1. OW, 2. I gotta pee 3. Damn, I'm hungry!" Then you might just be a BB. IP: Logged |
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MS Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 397) |
posted June 27, 2000 09:35 PM
Do you get up at 4am to go for a run? Do you get up at 4am so you can have a meal at least 1 1/2 hours before your 6am weights session? Do you look forward to an intramuscular injection? Do you blame your too-small jeans on a recent bulking phase rather than the dryer shrinking them? Do you consider a piece of toast to be 'junk food'? Do you think stretch marks look cool? Then you might just be a BB IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 723) |
posted June 28, 2000 12:04 AM
One day you wake up, and some how got yourself involved as a moderator on an on-line bb forum with a bunch of wild and crazy women who are madly driven to succeed at any and all cost... You just might be on lucky son-of-a-bitch! Just my way of saying thanks to you all and lets keep the good times rolling. Late Lobo IP: Logged |
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Dawn Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 57) |
posted June 28, 2000 08:24 AM
What if you have to take out stock or buy a dairy farm to support your egg-eating habbit? IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1006) |
posted June 28, 2000 08:38 AM
When you wear your pink baggies everywhere. When you skip your brothers wedding cuz its leg day...and hey, thats what video cameras are for ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica IP: Logged |
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missgalaxy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted June 28, 2000 10:12 AM
When you look forward to Saturday because it means extra time in the gym, salt on oatmeal and cream in coffee, you might be a BB. IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 28, 2000 11:16 AM
hahahahaha - MrM I'm sitting here thinking, "I didn't know Glad made sandwich baggies in pink. ...and what exactly are you doing with them anyway?" *giggle* ------------------ IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 216) |
posted June 28, 2000 11:36 AM
BMom - that it for sure...1.OW! 2.gotta pee 3. hungry hungry! hmmm - MrM my baggies are periwinkle colored...does that count too? When you are willing to do chins and hanging leg raises off the back porch beams...you might be a bb. That was me this morning folks - no lie! IP: Logged |
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CONAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted June 28, 2000 11:53 AM
When your Chief Engineer asks why your eating tuna while you're presenting cost analysis figures to him, you might be a BB. When you go out and sit in your car on a 90 degree day to eat your tuna and rice because your sick of everyone asking "What is that smell", or "Why are you eating that way", then you might be a BB. If you have people out of the blue come up and grab your arm, chest, calf (this actually happened once), then you might be a BB. If you buy your meat products in bulk and still go through them in a week, you might be a BB. If someone asks your weight, and you know exactly how much, and your response starts with "Well, this morning I weighed...", you might be a BB. IP: Logged |
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JayeLynn Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 187) |
posted June 28, 2000 12:10 PM
If there is no room in your frig cause you went out and bought eggs yesterday, then you might be a BBer. IP: Logged |
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Sprkysgrrl Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted June 28, 2000 12:18 PM
If your local grocery store puts aside a whole box of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for you every week.... (it pays to know the butcher!) If you have tried putting protein powder in just about every liquid available.... If when you wear a sleeveless blouse to work and your male boss wants to know how to get those cuts..... IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 872) |
posted June 28, 2000 02:09 PM
if you run to the elite fitness board to checkout whats going on, your a bb if you love not being able to walk out of the gym after leg day( and not being able to walk for 3 days later) your a bb if you bypass glamour, cosmo, and elle, and find yourself looking for MnF, musclemag, & oxygen, you are a bb if you have ever gotten po'd at the people who work at your gym cause they tell you no chalk in the gym, your a bb ....and if you have ever drinken a tuna v8 shake(YYYUUUCCKKK) you are a hardcore BB IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 723) |
posted June 28, 2000 02:29 PM
If you wake up in the middle of the night to drink a shake and then have to change your shirt cause you sweat so much despite the fan - fricking hate that! You have to keep your gym clothes outside until you can wash them - Did mention I sweat allot when "on"? You belong to more than one gym because they have different equipment you like. They give you your own locker, even though they are day use only. The front counter people don�t bother to check you in � they just let you pass. You bring your own lat pull down bar to the gym because the grips are better.
Late Lobo IP: Logged |
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CONAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted June 28, 2000 05:35 PM
Oh, we're waco alright! Just ask any of our family members or the nearest couch potato! IP: Logged |
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