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skydancer

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1239
From:Central CA, USA
Registered: May 2000

posted January 16, 2001 02:56 PM

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Off topic but I liked it...forgive the caps -it was sent to me.

AN OLD MAN, A BOY AND A DONKEY WERE GOING TO TOWN. THE BOY RODE ON THE DONKEY AND THE OLD MAN WALKED. AS THEY WENT ALONG THEY PASSED SOME PEOPLE WHO REMARKED IT WAS A SHAME THE OLD MAN WAS WALKING AND THE BOY WAS RIDING.
THE MAN AND BOY THOUGHT MAYBE THE CRITICS WERE RIGHT, SO THEY CHANGED POSITIONS.

LATER THEY PASSED SOME PEOPLE THAT REMARKED,"WHAT A SHAME, HE MAKES THAT LITTLE BOY WALK." THEY DECIDED THEY BOTH WOULD WALK!

SOON THEY PASSED SOME MORE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE STUPID TO WALK WHEN THEY HAD A DECENT DONKEY TO RIDE. SO, THEY BOTH RODE THE DONKEY!

NOW THEY PASSED SOME PEOPLE THAT SHAMED THEM BY SAYING HOW AWFUL TO PUT SUCH A LOAD ON A POOR DONKEY. THE BOY AND MAN SAID THEY WERE PROBABLY RIGHT SO THEY DECIDED TO CARRY THE DONKEY.

AS THEY CROSSED A BRIDGE, THEY LOST THEIR GRIP ON THE ANIMAL AND HE FELL INTO THE RIVER AND DROWNED.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY? ........IF YOU TRY TO
PLEASE EVERYONE, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE YOUR ASS.


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Trinity13

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 75
From:Miami, FL, USA
Registered: Jul 2000

posted January 16, 2001 03:47 PM

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Oh, How true.

Very cute will pass it on.

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You can not accomplish what your mind can not conceive.


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new@gettinbig

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 140
From:somewhere cold
Registered: Aug 2000

posted January 16, 2001 04:22 PM

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That is SO true Can't spend your life pleasing everyone else!!!!


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