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 That time of year at the gym....
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Cool Novice 
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Usually it starts Jan 2nd...all the new gym members who last for 2 wks and never return. It has already started. Can I vent? Usually we work out at a small powerlifter hard core gym but went to the local "club" today. Mrs. Gato was in the middle of dips with 35 lbs on a chain. Some chubby girl puts her face in the dip cage, waves her hand and says "Hey, is anyone on that bench over there"? to which Mrs. gato loudly replies "don't ever do that in the middle of a set - this is very heavy, ok?" Chubby girl runs to front desk complaining about our lack of gym etiquette. Sorry, had to whine because I'm still pissed off.    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 188 |
Don't you just wish you could buy your gym and then you wouldn't have to share? I think everyone in my gym thinks I'm mean. Nobody will talk to me during my workouts. Must be those rolled-back eyeball, drooling, teeth gritting faces I make as I lift more than some of the guys. I do not smile on purpose so that everyone will leave me alone. It doesn't help that I'm married to the biggest MoFo there. I don't consider myself a bitch - it's just when I can't say anything nice I keep my mouth shut. I go to the gym for one reason and it's not to be nice to other people. That's what I come here for:-)  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 532 |
This impending nausea has been ticking at the back of my mind. Alas, this too shall pass (it always does), although I don't usually see repreive until mid February or so. I'm telling y'all, that big "fuk off" look on your face does wonders. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1831 |
I always yell and grunt louder when lifting during the 'nubee' season, sort of like an animal letting the other males know that this is my territory and that they should go else where.... Sounds barbaric, but damn if it don't work. ------------------ Lobo | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1140 |
I was wondering why the gym has been more crowded lately...even in the morning...sheesh. I'll take Jayelynn and Lobos advice...picture me grunting, groaning at the top of my lungs with a fuk off look on my face...LMAO | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 532 |
She's learning!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
Lobo, In addition to the howling I also like to mark my territory by urinating around any equipment I'm using. That combined with the fact that I'm usually on the good shit in January and eating my potatoes seems to let everyone know it's best to back the fuck off. Galen ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
I've always got a hat on and my headphones. Most of the time the walkman's not even on, but I can have fun ecnoring the dipshits in their new cheeseball outfits asking me how to turn on the treadmill. Oh, don't forget about Mr.White and hairy taking his shirt off to flex those HUGE guns.......eeeeeeekkkkkkkk | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1831 |
Galen, or a sweeeeeeettttt smelling fart at the squat rack as some dipshit is trying to use only the bar to do curls.... GO DO THEM ELSE WHERE! ------------------ Lobo | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2109 |
You guys are KILLING ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Actually for girls it's much easier than that (although the "fuck-off" face, grunting, urinating, and farting work too After a healthy belch a frat-boy would be proud of, I just say audibly enough for anyone close by, "I apologize if I've offended anyones delicate sensibilities, but HEY, at least YOU KNOW I ATE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Dumb "resolution" motherfuckers, taking up MY precious gym space! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1285 |
I totally hear you guys! My gym had been FULL of these freaks lately...its driving me nuts...I get there and theres no parking WTF!!?!?!?! Oh well, it'll pass by February... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1082 |
HeHeHe BMom. I do the belch thingy too. I like to do it as I'm slapping on another pair of 45's (doesn't matter what the exercize is). And of course you gotta do the f**k off look to go with the whole act. What I'm trying to say is I really ENJOY all the resolutioners. Gives me a new goal in the gym. LMAO |
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posted December 10, 2000 07:07 PM
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