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 SOME PEOPLE JUST PISS ME OFF!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
Last night was chest night and I had planned to really push it so I had to wait for my husband to get home to lift so he could spot for me and he can always get me to squeez out a few more reps. Well, he comes home and has his field manager with him and he is going to be staying the night but I went ahead and did my workout as planned with the FM watching. Why can't out of shape whiskey guzzling middle age men keep their mouths shut? Can somebody tell me please?!?! I am busting my ass, it hurts, I am putting up more weight than I ever have before when he says "well, its a good thing you aren't lifting very heavy cause you don't want to get BIG", he then procedes to tell me about how much HE could bench "back in his day" and then asks my husband how late the liquor store is open like I might just take too long and interfere with him getting downtown to get something to drink like I was stopping him from taking his happy ass out to his vehicle and leaving!!!! I really wanted to pop him up along side the head with a 25# dumbell. So, when can I do my first cycle because the next time this happens I really want to be putting up enough weight that I can step aside and say "okay, big guy, let's go, pound for pound, rep for rep, set for set" and KICK HIS ASS!     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 745 |
Is your gym in your living room?
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
Darlin' don't let some nimrod alter the plans you have for yourself. If you hadn't contemplated use b-4, don't let this change your mind. If you HAD thought about use, then this is a different scenario. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1792 |
Will that be primo, winny, anavar, or sust? Hehehe ------------------ Lobo | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
The only thing I hate more than ignorant "Mr-I-used-to-could"s are the fucking idiot housefraus who think there is something wrong with you because you are picking up a dumbbell that weighs more than 5#'s! OOOOOOOOO I HATE THAT SHIT! See now, I don't know how you controlled yourself, girl, 'cause I would've told that saggy-assed, pot-bellied pathetic excuse for a man to show me how the "real men" do it. If I'm not incorrect doesn't a man's test levels sharply decline in his late 30's/early 40's?....and if this asshole was in as pathetic shape (as I'm SURE he was) as you sized him up to be - I'm almost willing to wager that he could NOT have gone a whole lot heavier than you! And if he did, he would have hurt himself FOR DAMNED SURE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....And as he limped away, you could've said, "Thanks man, you REALLY showed me!" Hey, if it's any consolation, just chew on this a bit. You KNOW you must have been pretty impressive if he felt the need to save his masculinity by verbally "putting you in your place". YOU GO! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
IG, my hubby is a Snap-on Tool Dealer so we have a huge heated shop (will have a/c by next summer I promise you) anyway I have taken over about 1/3 of it with weight equip. He isn't bitching as he was really into building when we met but has since gotten more into making $$. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
I hit the post button before I was done. Lobo - I think I'll have a bit of what FC is using, seems to produce some stunning results! BMOM - it wasn't that impressive, really, flyes with 25# dumbells but it did really bug him. I didn't say a word because I don't know when to stop when I start. He is as out of shape as I said that he is, in fact I almost participated in the death of this jerk without knowing it. He was here last summer and I had a bottle of Hydroxycut on the counter and he asked me about it, told him why I was taking it and didn't give alot of details about proper use. At the time I had lost a bunch of fat so he goes out and buys the BIG BOTTLE, no diet, no exercise - just him and his magic pills. He reads the label and decides that if some is good then more is better and starts popping 20 of them a day chased with a constant flow of Mounain Dew. Three weeks later he has a total melt down at a field managers meeting from lack of sleep and TOO MUCH SPEED in his flabby ass. The inference has been made that it was somehow my fault????? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1130 |
He he he - Temple I've missed your posts girl!! Congrats on your weight progression (from other post)...don't mind the idiot blowhard...Bmom you kill me! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
I HEAR YOU TEMPLE I WAS AT THE GAS STATION YESTERDAY. WHEN THIS GUY WORKING THERE SEEN ME WAITING IN LINE, HE TOLD THE FEMALE EMPLOYEE THAT HE WORKED OUT FOR 3 HOURS A DAY WHILE HE ALSO SWAM FOR 2 HOURS AFTER. I HAD HIM PEGGED AT 20+ % BF WHILE WEIGHING ONLY 180 LBS. DID YOU EVER GET THIS ??? SOME ONE TELLS YOU THEY USE TO LIFT BUT THEIR MUSCLES GOT TOO BIG SO THEY HAD TO STOP. WHILE THE WHOLE TIME THEW DID THIS ON 2 TO 3 FAST FOOD MEALS A DAY. GIVE US A FUC---- BREAK!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 515 |
Hey Temple, My small straight edged screwdriver is broken. Can you send me a replacement? I spiced up thanksgiving at Mom's house this year when I attacked my 6'+, 200#+ ASE certified master mechanic baby brother and gave him a little workout wrestling in the livingroom. I was kinda hoping that his inability to handle little 5'4" me would inspire him to hit the weights. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
JayeLynn - are you looking for a wrestl...er..workout partner  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 515 |
I have to admit, it was quite a workout! Bad thing about it was some pretty intense rug burns! I don't get those in the gym. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 144 |
Its always fun when I get new male client that tells me that they don't want to train with the women because their looking for an intense workout. After the first leg routine with some of my veteran women clients, just trying to keep up with the same weight and reps usually sends them to the toilet. It forever changes their attitude. F1 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 168 |
F1... You are the best!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
Damn, do you women hate all men?SHEESH. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 144 |
Regarding how women feel about men. When my girlfriend first started dating me, she told me that the reason she was going out with me was because, "I am less of an asshole than other men". Quite a compliment I thought. After hanging with me through years of a Ph.D. program, she now says that my asshole rating wasn't lower after all; she's probably right, but I'm working on it. F1 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
Men are wonderful creatures and oh, how I love them all! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
Actually I prefer the company of men to women. The jerk I was talking about just happened to be a guy but for the most part I find that women are far harder on those of us who workout. There is that certain group of mambly pambly weenie ass men who can't handle it either but for the most part I have found that men think its cool that I work hard. Asshole is a gender neutral term. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 515 |
Very few individuals qualify for my "existential" classification (and it is gender independent). The overwhelming majority of individuals are truly Machiavelian cows whom I can tolerate in small doses unless served on a plate. I was an asshole yesterday too! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
I have decided that being in the business of phone technical support is a good thing ...because it makes it that much harder to throttle the a**hole who is rude and condescending though I know people in this last one's hometown and I may just make some discreet inquiries into how "accidents" might happen to him.... I was explaining why his problem happened and what he could do to rectify it and I got.."listen missy, if that's true then how come I just got into the database when I tried again?" can I tell you how much restraint it took me to simply say "because I just dialed into your system and removed your lockfile" as opposed to "listen dickless wonder if you're so friggin smart how come you had to call me in the first place!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! I don't get people! Jayelynn think we can do like the native americans with buffaloes and stampede the machiavellian heard off an appropriate cliff! I need to go push some serious weights tonite...who needs AS when you have AS*holes! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
In my experience the larger the herd the more Machiavellian are the cows and that is intended gender specific. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
Even the most existential of us moo on occasion. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1047 |
You're all AS*holes LOL. Good one temple. Joking of course. Personally I find it feels really REALLY good to rise above AS*holes and smile at them every opportunity I get. Makes my day a lot brighter. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
Man you guys are crackin' my ass up! I had a conversation with a woman I work with who thought the second she picked up a 2 pounder she was going to suddenly look like Ms. Olympia. She then proceded to council me on how nasty it is to have muscle as a woman. I should have told her how nasty it is to have cottage cheese and she should take her pick! Every woman I train says "I want to get tone, but not big'...if it were that easy I would be the happiest chick in the gym! How do you explain you have to have muscle to tone, you can't just 'tone' fat! Yikes! And men, they don't want me telling them a dman thing! Oh well....what can ya do. I need to start that cycle baby, it's time to shut 'em up!!!!!! |
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posted November 30, 2000 10:06 AM
