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IncredibleHulk

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posted February 21, 2001 03:15 PM

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"Adding the new Nitro-Tech bar to your diet may allow you to turn your physique into a mountain of shredded mass."

Damn! That must be some protein bar!HAHA I get a kick out of that shit! Where does MuscleTech come up with these quotes in their ads? Has anyone seen the label for the bar yet? I'm just curious to see how much glcerine is in this "Low-carb" bar and how they'll get around not mentioning it.


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BigAndy69

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From:Toronto, Canada
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 21, 2001 04:06 PM

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I had a chemistry lab today and I had to use glycerine(glycerol). Man, that stuff is nasty! It has the most terrible smell, and it so oily and greasy stuff. Glycerine is not considered a source of energy so they don't have to count it as carbs. Stay away from that shit!


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chillin408

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From:san jose
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posted February 21, 2001 05:25 PM

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hahahaha yea i love those ads their hilarious,they also seem to hide the fact that they have a bar out called the meso tech bar which according to their article would be considered extremely detrimental to your physique,but they dont even mention it,i got to go pick up some new mags just to see the newer ads

by the way ,thanks for the warning i wouldnt want to take too many of those bars in fear my muscles might over hyperthory and explode

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tmi533

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From:scraton,pa usa
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posted February 22, 2001 01:30 AM

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i actually ate just 7 of those bars 1 daily for 1 week I added 12 pds with no added body fat, here what the bar did was enlarge my already girthy penus to the size of one of my thighs those bars are kick ass,no if i can just find a girl with a snatch the size of a garbage can im set


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chillin408

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posted February 22, 2001 04:07 AM

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HAHAHAHA LOL


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IncredibleHulk

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posted February 22, 2001 07:41 AM

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chiilin408,

Definetly pick up a couple of mags for the ads. There's a new Pinnacle ad for a product called EcDyBol, in the ad it claims "the gap between dangerous anabolic drugs and legal, safe anabolic supplements is finally closing." It shows a row of jail cells! There actually implying that their supplement can go head to head with steroids!

Also, in the new Ironman Magazine theirs an ad for a new supplement called FUZU by Syntrax. In the ad they have a before and after picture with a letter from the supposed "user" of the product. I find it odd that someone can already write in about how wonderful a supplement is when it's not even available yet!! Talk about a scam!!


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Blackop

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From:St. Louis
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posted February 22, 2001 12:08 PM

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In case everyone has been too blind to notice, these new products coming out are all Zebutol knockoffs. Look into Bodyonics Pinnacle Ecdybol, Eclipse Humatropil, and Sopharma Ecdysten. they range in price from 21.95-23.95 and are all pretty close to the same. The one by Eclipse has a few extra things in it, but it will be interesting to see as more people try them if Zeb lke results occur.

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"I'm not a fighter.......I'm a killer"
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chillin408

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From:san jose
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posted February 22, 2001 01:38 PM

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the girl in the adipokinetix ads,where it says sherry lost 30 pounds in 7 weeks, she was on jenny jones the other day ,it was one of those i use to look like crap now i look phat kinda shows ,and she didnt even say anything about adipokinetix,jenny was all like so u were using steriods,all kinds of drugs to alter the way u look,and then u finally just found out are going to self destruction,then she was thanking some guy named larry,before the commercial break they showed her before pic,i was like oh shit,thats the girl from the syntrax ads,and they she said had one man to thank,i thought derek cornellus or someone from syntrax was gonna come on the show,but i was way off it was just some guys,SHE DIDNT MENTION ANYTIHNG ABOUT ADIPOKINETIX OR SYNTRAX, also dont get deceived and think i am talking about someone else,it is the picture where it says sherry lost 30 pounds in 7 weeks,and she did not even look like she used steriods in the before pic,or even the after pic,so dont let that part about the drugs alter you decesion when if u look for it,too bad i wasnt paying attention,i am gonna look at the website right now to see if they called her by the same name on her show,if it was different ill edit this

i looked at the site,i couldnt find anything about that days show,i think it was tuesday

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