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 What's everyone's favorite supplement ad?
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 27 |
I'm guilty of getting a kick out of all the B.S. ads in bodybuilding magazines. I was just curious as to everyone's personal favorite(s). Some of my favorites: -The new Hydroxycut ad. Well, actually all of MuscleTech ads are hilarious, but this one is my favorite! The one about "picking up the ladies" at the beach on Spring Break. Also the before and after ad of the fitness model who's pregnant in the "before" picture! That is just too funny!    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 88 |
My favorites have to me the muscle-tech ads, especially the ones with the quotes like some have gained as much as 15 lbs in a week. The best one by far: "Greg Kovacs attributes his size and strengh to using celltech" And there are the smaller ads like Musco-Txt, gain 25 lbs on your chest and 17 lbs on your arms, with no side effects whatsoever. One of my retarded friends actually order that junk.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
the horny goat weed ad....i wanna fuck that chick | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 340 |
i love the muscle tech ads,i bought a muscular devolopment feburary issue awhile back and i saw the nitro tech bar ad out,their is probably new ones but i havent checked out many new mags,anyway it says why do u need a bar? then it starts telling u reasons why u need a bar,and u need the right bar,and u need a bar that will work as hard as u ,it was hilarious!i also like the other ones too like hydroxycut,i was skimming threw a mag today,and their was pic of justin brooks and it said something like he had been a long time user and his results and said through his pic,i also like the hydroxycut ones where they have those girls eyes pop open like crazy when they see the guy ,like it was all hydroxycut LOL, oh yea about that horny gaot weed girl ,hell yea shes fuckin fine here are some nice quotes "Don't gamble with your physique by betting on inferior,foul-tasting supplement bars". "Forget about makng improvments in the gym if you're not choosing the most effective supplements" "you don't need to use dangerous drugs with hydroxycut to get great results." i think syntrax is also starting to over boost noticalbly ,if u go to their website,in the guestbook,or look at AE sponsors forum,they refer to all the new stuff coming out as truly revlutionary and also have heard them say stuff like it will revolutionize the sports supplement industry,and they say their coming up with some stuff almost as effective as some steriods in the future too,i think their calling them pro steriods oh yea their was a nice ad today( i think it was ad,unles he made a mistake or something) at this link http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001041.html
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
I can't remember which post workout bottled drink add this was, but I loved it. "If this bottle is too big, then, YOUR TOO SMALL!!!" lol, that was great, i think it was an American Bodybuilding add. There also use to be a Ripped Fuel add showing Roland Cziurlock. Damn, he was ripped! The average schmo probably felt ripped fuel would do the same. Honorable mention goes of course to Muscletech. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
All I got to say is that the HORNY GOAT WEED ad has definatly got my vote!!!! that thing is hilarious. I bought my father a bottle for his 49th b-day, he said that he didn't need it to boot oO(bad mental pictures), and that he didn't think it helped either. He got as high as 4 pills before bed too!! oh well. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 340 |
the girl on the adipokinetix ads in the magizine,the one that says sherry lost 30 pounds in 7 weeks i saw her on jenny jones today ,and she said nothing about adipokinetix ,also some girl that posts on this board was on the show too | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
I would have to say Zmass-pm. it says it will increase your strength by 250%. that means for example if my max bench was 100lbs afer i took zmass-pm it would sky rocket to 250lbs. thats some fucken nuts shit |
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posted February 19, 2001 05:04 PM