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mossberg
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 262)
posted May 20, 2000 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mossberg   Click Here to Email mossberg     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 73892752
I just finished my workout and headed to the locker room. I followed this guy through the door and as Murphys Law states: no matter which locker you pick someone will be right next to you. He opens his locker and of course blocks mine, so I ask him if I can squeeze in also. He just looks at me for what seems like an eternity then finally moves his locker door. Allright, no problem, I can handle this....

I really want to hit the showers so I start to get undressed at the same time he does. He is dropping his shit ALL OVER the place and takes up the ENTIRE bench. The bench is big enough for at least 3 guys. So he sets his shoes on the bench right where I could sit down to take my shoes off. Again I ask him if I can set his shoes on the floor so I can have about an inch of space to sit on, again he just looks at me and finally he grabs them and throws them on the floor. I sit down to take my shoes off and he throws his nasty sweaty shirt over his shoulder and it lands on MY shoulder. I jump up and as politely as I could say at the time "Come on man! Your not the only guy in here." I then throw his shirt on the ground at his feat. He half heartedly apologizes without even looking at me. Allright, no problem, I can handle this....

Now I just want to get out of there so I hurry up and get undressed and beat him to the showers. I hurry up and shower and as I'm walking out of the shower area my "friend" is walking in. I go back to my locker and he has put his shoes back on the bench and left all his shit lying around. His locker is wide open blocking mine, AGAIN. Now I'm pissed. I knock all his shit on the floor and kick it into a ball along side of me. I hurry up and get dressed, take a quick look around and grap his pants out of his open locker and throw them in the pile. I take my wet towel and throw it over all his clothes along with his shoes. I ball it all up and on my way out of the locker room bury it in the hamper bin with all the other wet towels.

I have never met a more arrogant asshole in my life. I hope he has fun finding his wallet too. I think it was in his pants.

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Bicepasaurus
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 21, 2000 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bicepasaurus   Click Here to Email Bicepasaurus     Edit/Delete Message
Mossberg he deserved what was coming to him. I had the same thing happen to me when I was up in Boston. The guy was an old goat. This scumbag used to strip buck naked--all sweaty--sit his disgusting ass right next to my locker and not move. The worst part was when he stood up and left a sweaty impression of his ballbag and asscrack on the bench right next to my shit. You see shit like that and it sticks with you for a long time. People have to understand that they share the gym with thier fellow brother's and sista's.

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Rich1
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posted May 28, 2000 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rich1   Click Here to Email Rich1     Edit/Delete Message
What I hate the most is the fucking blaber mouths who think the gym is a fucking social club, next time I'm in the gym, I'm going to have some words with the mangement about guys who talk it up while I'm using the free weights, it's either they hit on every good looking babe in the joint, or their on their damn cell phones, or jabbering about their business, which is the last goddamn thing I want to hear about, I'm off work for around a month on leave of absence.So business is the last thing I want to hear about. If they want a social club let them go join a local snob "health club" and get the hell out of my gym, 90% of us are seriously working out, the other 10% can go pound sand for all I care. I just pumped 20,000 pounds in an hour and half, and would have stayed longer but couldn't handle the distraction any more...later bro's.

[This message has been edited by Rich1 (edited May 28, 2000).]

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Wynn
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 29, 2000 07:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wynn   Click Here to Email Wynn     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 57136133
I see your point Mossberg. I live close to my gym so I don't use the locker room(unless it's winter to stow my coat). There's just too much crap going on in there.

Get in, do your work, get out.

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ajc1977
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted June 11, 2000 04:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ajc1977     Edit/Delete Message
I hear you. This 150lb jerk at my gym does alternate dumbell curl supersets for 30 or 40 minutes and then walks around the locker room for an hour with his junk hanging out. I see his balls more than I see mine

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Capt'n_Crunch
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posted June 13, 2000 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Capt'n_Crunch   Click Here to Email Capt'n_Crunch     Edit/Delete Message
thats cool as fuck mossberg

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bouncer
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted June 13, 2000 08:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bouncer   Click Here to Email bouncer     Edit/Delete Message
Cool my ass, what would have been cool would be to have followed him into the shower with an olympic bar and shuff it up his ass side ways. Of course you could also crack the fucker's head wide open with it too.

Later.
Bouncer

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