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300kleen

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posted February 13, 2001 09:46 PM

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Where is the weirdest place you have masterbated?

At the age of 15 I did it in the ocean right by the beach. I went in the water and dropped my shorts. I had hundreds of on-lookers. Very exciting!

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Frackal

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posted February 13, 2001 09:50 PM

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Wow! I once jacked off in my friend's shower but that's all.


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Steelheart

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posted February 13, 2001 09:56 PM

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Tanning bed, back seat of car, garage, outside......Ill keep going...

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bignate73

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posted February 14, 2001 01:02 AM

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when i was overseas on the boat...in my shop at night. no lock on the door either. yikes!

hell thats where the tv was, and i have no imagination. soo...just brought a happy sock and went to town.

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Valdez

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posted February 14, 2001 02:41 AM

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I jacked off in the back of my parents mini-van while we were on a road trip, the whole family. I was 14.


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garza

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posted February 14, 2001 05:29 AM

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The bathroom stall at the gym. Exciting huh?


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Robert W Greene

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posted February 14, 2001 06:52 AM

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Right here in front of this computer,before i came to this board.


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the mutant

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posted February 14, 2001 08:53 AM

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I jaked off driving home from the gym; I sprayed the windshield.....oohs
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the mutant

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posted February 14, 2001 08:54 AM

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I jaked off driving home from the gym; I sprayed the windshield.....oohs
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Puc

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posted February 14, 2001 09:28 AM

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mutant that is what socks are for!!!!


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strengthmonster

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posted February 14, 2001 09:33 AM

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On a bus.


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AquaRay

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posted February 14, 2001 10:24 AM

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On a trip to L.A. 8 years ago!


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blood_drinker

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posted February 14, 2001 10:35 AM

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I have :
1) masturbated in the indian ocean (maldives)
2) pacific (australia)
3) atlantic (venezuela)
4) while snowboarding
5) fingered my chick on a ski lift

Thats all.
Peace


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300kleen

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posted February 14, 2001 12:54 PM

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Good! I'm not the only one.

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dread_lady

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posted February 14, 2001 01:40 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by bignate73:
when i was overseas on the boat...in my shop at night. no lock on the door either. yikes!

hell thats where the tv was, and i have no imagination. soo...just brought a happy sock and went to town.


ok what is a happy sock!!!?
i understand the sock part, but what is happy about it!?

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ion

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posted February 14, 2001 05:31 PM

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.....was a long motorcycle trip....I had shorts on.....sort of
put my prick between the seat and my thigh....the vibaration alone did it...sprayed windshield thing, too...didn't plan it.....just sort of happened.


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superdave

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posted February 14, 2001 11:00 PM

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hotel hot tub out in the open, school bathroom, military baraks, woods, thats all i can remember right now.

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kartchick83

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posted February 14, 2001 11:07 PM

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I was working at a gym and my husband was tanning. He came out and handed me a folded up paper towel and told me I would get some more later: We'll I opened it to find the after math of him tossing off.


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bignate73

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posted February 14, 2001 11:57 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by dread_lady:
ok what is a happy sock!!!?
i understand the sock part, but what is happy about it!?



the sock isnt happy, YOU ARE for having one (well guys at least) cause otherwise you have to contend with the knuckle gravy you just made!!!

BWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!


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kartchick83

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posted February 15, 2001 12:36 AM

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lmao @ bignate ahhhhahahahaha I'll have to let my husband read this one.


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300kleen

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posted February 17, 2001 07:05 PM

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kartchick83, I think it's a better idea if you don't....he he he

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superdave

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posted February 17, 2001 07:20 PM

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knuckle gravy, LOL

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Eramthgin

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posted February 18, 2001 01:05 PM

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When I was very young 22 (haha) my then girlfriend and I were driving from kansas to california. We were in a convertible (top down) and she was driving. She had me put the seat down and proceeded to spend about the next thirty minutes jacking me off. Cock in one hand and steering wheel in the other with the CB radio on. It was incredible.

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300kleen

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posted February 18, 2001 11:11 PM

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That is definitely a Kodak moment...lol

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Burnboy

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posted February 19, 2001 10:20 PM

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i did it once in my friend's basement on his weight bench!

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dread_lady

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posted February 19, 2001 11:27 PM

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knuckle gravy... ha..

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Shrebly

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posted February 20, 2001 12:32 AM

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In a movie theater, parking lot and behind a Wa Wa's in Jersey.

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