Elite Fitness Bodybuilding, Anabolics, Diet, Life Extension, Wellness, Supplements, and Training Boards
Elite Between the Sheets Masterbation...hmmm
|
Author | Topic: Masterbation...hmmm | ||
Cyborg Posts: 4795 |
Where is the weirdest place you have masterbated? At the age of 15 I did it in the ocean right by the beach. I went in the water and dropped my shorts. I had hundreds of on-lookers. Very exciting! ------------------
[email protected] | ||
Freak Posts: 2277 |
Wow! I once jacked off in my friend's shower but that's all. | ||
Olympian Posts: 1544 |
Tanning bed, back seat of car, garage, outside......Ill keep going... ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 2153 |
when i was overseas on the boat...in my shop at night. no lock on the door either. yikes! hell thats where the tv was, and i have no imagination. soo...just brought a happy sock and went to town. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1289 |
I jacked off in the back of my parents mini-van while we were on a road trip, the whole family. I was 14. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 848 |
The bathroom stall at the gym. Exciting huh? | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 48 |
Right here in front of this computer,before i came to this board. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 40 |
I jaked off driving home from the gym; I sprayed the windshield.....oohs | |----| | | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 40 |
I jaked off driving home from the gym; I sprayed the windshield.....oohs | |----| | | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1266 |
mutant that is what socks are for!!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1046 |
On a bus. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 25 |
On a trip to L.A. 8 years ago! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 103 |
I have : 1) masturbated in the indian ocean (maldives) 2) pacific (australia) 3) atlantic (venezuela) 4) while snowboarding 5) fingered my chick on a ski lift Thats all. | ||
Cyborg Posts: 4795 |
Good! I'm not the only one. ------------------
[email protected] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 730 |
quote: ok what is a happy sock!!!? ------------------
| ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 326 |
.....was a long motorcycle trip....I had shorts on.....sort of put my prick between the seat and my thigh....the vibaration alone did it...sprayed windshield thing, too...didn't plan it.....just sort of happened. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1010 |
hotel hot tub out in the open, school bathroom, military baraks, woods, thats all i can remember right now. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 103 |
I was working at a gym and my husband was tanning. He came out and handed me a folded up paper towel and told me I would get some more later: We'll I opened it to find the after math of him tossing off. | ||
Freak Posts: 2153 |
quote: the sock isnt happy, YOU ARE for having one (well guys at least) cause otherwise you have to contend with the knuckle gravy you just made!!! BWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 103 |
lmao @ bignate ahhhhahahahaha I'll have to let my husband read this one. | ||
Cyborg Posts: 4795 |
kartchick83, I think it's a better idea if you don't....he he he ------------------
[email protected] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1010 |
knuckle gravy, LOL ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 742 |
When I was very young 22 (haha) my then girlfriend and I were driving from kansas to california. We were in a convertible (top down) and she was driving. She had me put the seat down and proceeded to spend about the next thirty minutes jacking me off. Cock in one hand and steering wheel in the other with the CB radio on. It was incredible. ------------------ If you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow. | ||
Cyborg Posts: 4795 |
That is definitely a Kodak moment...lol ------------------
[email protected] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1058 |
i did it once in my friend's basement on his weight bench! ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 730 |
knuckle gravy... ha.. ------------------
| ||
Cool Novice Posts: 15 |
In a movie theater, parking lot and behind a Wa Wa's in Jersey. ------------------ |