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Eramthgin

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 752
From:Richmond, Texas USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 12, 2001 09:24 PM

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That it has to be measured with the Richter Scale.


HAHA

Your turn

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strengthmonster

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1055
From:uk
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 13, 2001 05:37 AM

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Mine is so big, if I turn around in a cornfield they think aliens have landed.

Mine is so long, I use a sleeping bag to keep the end warm.

Mine is so thick it makes this post look intelligent.


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john937

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 350
From:Austin,Tx,USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 13, 2001 10:59 AM

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I refuse to sit on a toilet seat. The water's too cold.


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airtyme

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 709
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posted February 16, 2001 09:55 AM

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it's in 3 different time zones!

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wizardnor

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 157
From:okc. ok
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 18, 2001 12:34 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by john937:
I refuse to sit on a toilet seat. The water's too cold.

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garza

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted February 18, 2001 03:01 AM

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Mine is so big that when I get a boner they think a new building has been erected. "No, its not an newly erect building, its just my massive penis!"

I made that one up myself. Ya know how on buildings it says "erected 2001" or whatever the date is. Okay maybe a lame joke, its late.

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Eramthgin

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 752
From:Richmond, Texas USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 18, 2001 12:45 PM

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My dick is so big it has its own area code.


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Frackal

Freak

Posts: 2372
From:THE VOID
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 18, 2001 02:36 PM

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My dick is so big that it's bigger than your dick.


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300kleen

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posted February 18, 2001 11:09 PM

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My dick is so big that it took God 7 days to construct it.

The Big Bang was not a cosmic explosion that created galaxies it was the first time that I got an erection.

My dick is so big that people say they like it...he he he

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Rex

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 510
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 19, 2001 08:00 PM

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My dick is so big it is often confused for a tree and squirells climb up it looking for a couple of nuts.

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Burnboy

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posted February 19, 2001 10:19 PM

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my dick is so big it could kick your dicks ass

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Burnboy

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posted February 19, 2001 10:22 PM

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my dick is so big your mom felt it

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"I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it."
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"May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank

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Stumpy

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 432
From:the SF Bay area
Registered: May 2000

posted February 21, 2001 06:20 PM

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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.


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rushx79

Cool Novice

Posts: 16
From:the future
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 21, 2001 08:16 PM

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my dick is so big in the census it is counted as 2 members of my household .. pretty lame..

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300kleen

Cyborg

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posted February 21, 2001 08:24 PM

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I like my wee-wee!

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EmptyWallet

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted February 21, 2001 11:55 PM

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I'm not fat, its just that my dick is so big I have to wrap it around me.

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