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Cool Novice 
Posts: 19 |
Ok after hearing all you guys who say you have had sex with 30, 50, 100 chicks, I'm really feeling like my game is off. Haha, Maybe I'm just not smooth enough. I hook up with enough girls, but it's my real lucky day when I can just get some quick one night stand. Like damn, listen to what happened to me last night. Ok, last night I go home with this hot as hell girl from the club, and I sleep over there of course, but all I get is to second base. She tells me that she feels bad because she is seeing someone else currently, but why the hell would she invite me over at 3:00am in the first place? This is typical of my life. So I don't know whats wrong with me, if I'm just not smooth enough or if I just have bad luck. Anyway I want to hear everyone suggestions on how to hit that home run more often.. (ladies too!) Peace.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 617 |
Did she see your body and your soft parts before or after she told you that she was seeing someone? I suspect that since she invited you home, she was expecting sex. Is it possible that you just didn't measure up? | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3954 |
Be persistent (im talking forcing yourself on her) but just keep making excuses why its all good, and feed her some lines. It isn't that hard, just have the balls to keep at it. Of course they will say no the first couple times on a one-night stand, they don't want to appear like a super-ho. You need to get some hand-eye cordination (maybe mouth, yech on a one night stand though!!!) to warm her up, bring her to the brink and she will be asking you to take her home. Gotta try man, and not no pussy ass try either, keep at it. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1210 |
Go to Hunka Bunka, in Jersey and get your ass laid! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
Important: Quality over quantity. Seems like she called an audible. No big deal. Effort, Effort, Effort, persisitnece, persistence, persistence. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 117 |
How to act like a real playa like me: 1. Mack with all the good lookin hoez in sight 2. Never give them hoochies ya # just ya pager # 3. Don't let ya #1 know ya playin or ya in some shit 4. The very important one is that no one is going to give ya the game, you need to go out and get it yourself Now go get yo dick wet foo ! ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2200 |
Cap, Hunka Bunka is a good place to send this guy....I don't get out to NJ all that much (from LI) but yeah he can't miss there. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
Oh, about 15-20 percent of what you pay.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Haha its funny you guys say Hunka Bunka cause its only like a half hour away from me. Been there once or twice.. but I'm not just trying to find some place with easy sluts and get some easy ass. I need to improve my skills all around so I can get ass anywhere, not just at a club filled with drunk hoes. And don't get me wrong.. I get laid, just not often enough as I'd like to. Plus I'm sure there are a lot of other people on here who need more ass. I know I'm not the only one. So lets here everyone elses best strategies for getting da booty! Peace! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
Yeah, let's read about ass-mastering strategies -- I'm an old married fool -- my game is so rusty I need a tetanus shot. I'm constantly cracking myself up at clubs. I have all the hotties coming on to me, but I spit the lamest game -- it's really funny. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
See... they haven't got any game... they're just keyboard Don Juans... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3014 |
my girl is on the right, the one of the left is available for children's birthday parties... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 165 |
BSmoooth etihe ryou suck at kissing or a good thing to do is rub there pussy to get them wet then if you get them good they wanna fuck like crazyy try it out let me know teh results | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
Just keep after it. She will say no. Then do something else, and then get after it again. She will say no, then do something else; it always helps if you can make her laugh, and then get after it again. Eventually, she will agree, or she will kick you out. Don't take anything she says personally. If she doesn't want to, then ask if you can use her phone and call some other girl up. Bottom line, is to just keep picking yourself up and trying again, over and over and over. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
hey miles -- where ya been? welcome back... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
How is the life Mr. Truck? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
Just get down there and Lick that puss...if you can get your tounge on her clit she wont say no!!!! shaw | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 763 |
Ask Captain Insano for one liners that are sure to get you laid. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1210 |
use this one, you'll either get laid or slapped. "If you are what you eat....i can be you by morning." ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1261 |
Oh Bill, I am sorry...so her mom drank when she was pregnant huh? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
quote: Not bad. Not too much to report on. Things are getting better... just riding it out at this point and keeping my eyes WIDE open... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2200 |
BSmooth, The truth is, a woman knows what category you fall into soon after meeting you. She sees you, and makes a determination based on our looks - "Could I possibly sleep with this guy?" If no, then you won't be talking to her for very long. If yes, then it is up to how well you conduct yourself when you are talking to her. If she's physically attracted, and you can carry on a conversation, there is a chance. How to talk to her assuming you have gotten to the point of actually speaking to her is the only art to this. What seems to work is to have a lot in common with her. If you don't....THEN LIE. Additionally, if you're at a bar, you will likely have to buy her a drink or two as you are talking to her and you each need another one. Accept this as truth. If it's all about banging this girl, the whatever she does, you do...wherever she is from, you have at least been there if not lived there. The key word here is LIE if necessary. The reason for this is because most women, if they are going to sleep with someone the first night they meet you, (or ever) at least want to believe on some level that they could see you again or date you. And even for those complete sluts out there, this won't hurt. They're you go. Summarized it's: 1. Spend a few bucks | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
Try to hook up with girls in the internet, it�s really easy. I just turned down one chance to have sex because I want to be sharp tomorrow when it�s the training day heheh.... Funny I wasn�t getting pussy when I was in college or when broke with my long time chinese girlfriend... (what a shitty year it was) or maybe if I would have realized the realm of pussy which awaits in the internet I wouldn�t have met my nice vietnamese girlfriend. Bottom line is that the pussy awaits you in the information superhighway. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 579 |
what? your printer spits out pussy??? dude, i am guessing you use a mac right?
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Dude you guys are funny as hell. Right now I'm off to Redheads to get drunk, pick up some hot chicks, and use all these great tips. Haha I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
Or maybe... She is playing head games with herself. Here is the scenario. She IS seeing someone else. But the relationship isn't what she thinks it should be. So she lures you back to the point where she knows she could have cheated...but she didn't. This makes her feel good about herself. You were just a pawn in her game. Girls like this are nasty. Kick her to the curb! |
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