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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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2000 REUTERS -- In December, Independence, Mo., veterinarian R.D. Silvio performed the first testicle implant on a dog when he inserted FDA-approved Neuticles (c) into a 110-pound rottweiler. Silvio and Special Bill had invented the implants so that male dogs that have been neutered could still walk around with testicles after the surgery. (Special Bill said he got the idea when he saw how "frightened" his own dog looked when he returned from being neutered.) Well apparently this has raised the interest of the Tennesee chapter of the National Institute For Cut Off Balls (NIFCOB). Fourteen year old Tennesee boy Slack3r had his testicles removed by a member of The Elite Fitness Brotherhood after an apparent dispute. The accused member who goes by the handle "Moderator", then forcefed the pea sized testes (apparent lack of Clomid) to Slack3r. The victim was then forced to rinse them down with 6lbs (an entire tub!) of George Spellwins' Triple Threat 3/60 - Vanilla Flavor protein powder mixed with monkey piss. Subsequently Slack3r's abdominal region began expanding at a rapid rate and a feeling of "I gotta take a shit" crept into his rectal area. At this point in time, "Moderator" held the half naked and sobbing victim by his neck out the 2nd floor of his posh condominium. The pressure in Slack3r's abdomen and rectal area was too much for him to bear and he let loose with a tremendous shower of shit raining down onto the street below. The protein powder (a shame), his testes and his manhood were all lost in the fray. Weeks later, Slack3r was spotted in San Francisco clinging to May1010's arm (another Elite Fitness Brotherhood member) wearing a yellow sundress and ballet shoes. Meanwhile back in Tennesee, Mrs. Slack3r was frantically calling well known urologist Dr. Slopain at NIFCOB. After inquiring at several institutions, Dr. Slopain found out about the Neuticles Procedure (c) in Missouri and set a meeting date with Dr. Silvio to discuss a possible Neuticles implant for Slack3r. The meeting was very positive and Dr. Silvio's medical team went about creating a custom set of balls for the 80 pound Silvio. Remember these were first invented for a 110 pound Rottie. In January 2001, the operation was performed successfully. Although Slack3r still speaks in a few octaves higher than most guys, he is happy with his rubber nuts as is May1010 who likes to chew on them and bounce them off his chin during their "playtime".
------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 895 |
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2956 |
but does the neuticles feel the same?? i propose we line up a blind panel of experts to put this issue to rest once and for all. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1080 |
2000 REUTERS -- In December, Independence, Mo. 'S coo', bro., veterinarian R.D. Silvio puh'fo'med da damn fust testicle implant on some dog when he inserted FDA-approved Neuticles (c) into some 110-pound rottweiler. Ah be baaad... Silvio and Special Bill had invented da damn implants so's dat male dogs dat gots been neutered could still walk around wid testicles afta' de surgery. Slap mah fro! (Special Bill said he gots de idea when he saw how "frightened" his own dog looked when he returned fum bein' neutered.) Well apparently dis gots raised da damn interest uh de Tennesee chapta' of de Nashunal Institute Fo' Cut Off Balls (NIFCOB). Foeteen year old Tennesee boy Slack3r had his testicles removed by some memba' of De Elite Fitness Broderhood afta' an apparent dispute. De accused memba' who goes by de handle "Moderato'", den fo'cefed da damn pea sized testes (apparent lack uh Clomid) t'Slack3r. Ah be baaad... De victim wuz den fo'ced t'rinse dem waaay down wid 6lbs (an entire tub! Right on!) uh Geo'ge Spellwins' Triple Dreat 3/60 - Vanilla Flavo' protein powda' mixed wid monkey piss. Subsequently Slack3r's abdominal region began 'espandin' at some rapid rate and some feelin' uh "I gots'ta snatch some shit" crept into his rectal area. WORD! At dis point in time, "Moderato'" held da damn half naked and sobbin' victim by his neck out da damn 2nd floo' uh his posh condominium. WORD! Onlookers stifled giggles and laughta' as Slack3r's tiny pecka' flubbed in de wind. De pressho' man in Slack3r's abdomen and rectal area wuz too much fo' him t'bear and he let loose wid some tremendous showa' of shit rainin' waaay down onto de street below, so cut me some slack, Jack. De protein powda' (a shame), his testes and his manhood wuz all lost in de fray. Slap mah fro! Sewa' teams wuz called in t'search fo' de tiny marbles t'no avail. Weeks later, Slack3r wuz spotted in San Francisco clin'in' t'May1010's arm (anoda' Elite Fitness Broderhood member) wearin' some yellow sundress and ballet kickers. It seemed he wuz becomin' used t'his newfound femininity. Slap mah fro! He flaunted it by hangin' ballet-likes pirouettes waaay down de sidewalks. Meanwhile back in Tennesee, Mrs. Slack3r wuz frantically callin' well knode urologist Doc Slopain at NIFCOB. Afta' inquirin' at several institushuns, Doc Slopain found out about da damn Neuticles Procedure (c) in Missouri and set some meetin' date wid Doc Silvio t'discuss some possible Neuticles implant fo' Slack3r. Ah be baaad... De meetin' wuz real positive and Doc Silvio's medical team went about creatin' some custom set uh balls fo' de 80 pound Silvio. 'S coo', bro. Rememba' dese wuz fust invented fo' some 110 pound Rottie. In January 2001, de opuh'shun wuz puh'fo'med successfully. Slap mah fro! Aldough Slack3r still raps in some few octaves higha' dan most dudes, he be happy wid his rubba' nuts as be May1010 who likess t'chew on dem and bounce dem off his chin durin' deir "playtime". | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 895 |
Oh SHIT - I'm dying here... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
Damnnn Big Truck. We like brothas! Keep banging them hoes lil p. Ride on playa,keep it straight. ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1080 |
Wurd... Ain't nuthin but a G' thang... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 175 |
AHAHAHAAA |
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