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Author | Topic: Worst chat up line that worked(man was she desperate) | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 113 |
Went up to a group of girls in a pub awhile back & started talking to this gorgeous blonde who stood out easily from the pack of hounds.Anyways she wasn't up for anything so i thought fuck this & said ,"do you wanna see my cock"? She replied,"how big is it"?I said 7 inches.She replied,"sorry,not big enough for me".I said," 7 inches from the ground!!" Best night's work i'd done for ages back at her place.She fucking killed me bros. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 314 |
hehe.. good one! more? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1395 |
"I'm Still A Virgin...." It worked. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 648 |
Believe it or not, but when I'm out dancing and I tell girls I'm gay, they want to fuck me. No kidding. It's like a challenge to them or something ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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