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 havoc's girlfriend
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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is so nasty he has to trim the loose strings off her panties to keep the crabs from bungie jumping. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Yeah and so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. | ||
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Guru 
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naw, the scale said "to be continued" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2459 |
Who ever said "NO man is an island" never saw Havoc's girlfriend in a swimming pool... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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LMAO @ Bill. | ||
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Guru
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she's on both sides of the family | ||
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Guru
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Her idea of a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 739 |
she also so damn fat she fell in love and broke it. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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she wear a vcr for a beeper | ||
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Guru
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She wears pillow cases for socks... you think that's bad, she's got hoola hoops holding them up... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 739 |
her senior pictures had to be aerial shots. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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it takes a swat team to remove her from shoney's breakfast bar.... | ||
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Guru
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She has South Dakota stuck between her toes... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 739 |
she such a ho she's blind and still seeing three other guys | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2984 |
she asks for an estimate instead of a menu at the olive garden | ||
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Guru
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She uses an epileptic for a vibrator... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Guru
Posts: 2984 |
her blood type is ragu | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Yo she so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Guru
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I apologize MAy, I guess that was in poor taste. | ||
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Guru
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you're not epileptic may, you are just a really bad dancer.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 569 |
I'm being too sensitive lately ... I need to lighten up. Here, I'll make a joke ... So I bring this trick home for a little slap and tickle and what happens? I have a grand mal. I never remember actually having sex with him but he told everyone in town that I was the best bottom he ever had. Bah ha ha ... This is my pathetic attempt at lightening up. | ||
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Guru
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he thought your "cummer" was broken | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 552 |
Havoc has a girlfriend? I'm heartbroken.  | ||
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Guru
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On the contrary, Kat, Havoc's my girlfreind. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 552 |
Thats even worse....  | ||
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Guru
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havoc's his own girlfriend... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 107 |
hear dis havoc Yo GF like a bowling ball, she get picked up, fingered, thrown down da gutter, and she still come back for more. ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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there something to be said about a guy who can put his own pepe in his bunghole... I just dont know what it is. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1049 |
Gil - I think the word is "yuck" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2901 |
To everyone who threw there 3rd grade disses at me: Tell the significant women in your life to stop emailing me, I have told all of them several times that I dont date schizos but supersizeme tell your sister she is the alternative because that new motor in her wheelchair is extra fun now, she is so hard to spit on and her foaming at the mouth episodes are monumental. peace out butt darts. ------------------ |
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posted December 21, 2000 12:47 PM
