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Chat & Conversation DLADY....whos in the burg:)
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Author | Topic: DLADY....whos in the burg:) | ||
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What up chica? I am going to be going out "dann tawnnn" a couple nights with some friends. Perhaps, Have a Nice Day Cafe, Chauncey's at Station Square, or that new club Area 51... really don't know my friend decides cause I don't know anything around here. I thought you broke up with your BF? I'll probably go out tonight and thur or Fri night. Depends how freakin' cold it is. I'll come back to on the board later today when I know where we are going. And by the way Happy Birthday Miss D Goldberg...do you resemble your name sake? ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
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funny shit girl. i asked the bf to take me to Area 51 for the bday saturday night. Umm, yes I did break up with the bf, Did you play the good daughter & shovel the driveway? hahahha |
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