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 Am I a freak, or does everyone do this?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Talk dirty to yourself when yer rubbing one out... for example.. "Oh im fucking the shit out of you!" or my all-time favorite.. [This message has been edited by Spunky (edited December 20, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Spunky (edited December 20, 2000).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1081 |
never even thought about it. I have to be quiet, my woman is in the next room. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2921 |
No!... i say you're a freak. I don't even talk dirty during regular sex. Maybe I'm too victorian? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 590 |
I try to stay quiet.....I've got to concentrate! LOL delts | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 54 |
ive never talked dirty to my self.... My friend admits to doing it though | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1268 |
i said something about it in front of my friends.. and they looked at me like i was a freak and walked off............. so i never mentioned it again. LOL. Try it sometime.. right when u get to that point where yer gonna lose it....... scream something dirty.. "Ahh you bitch, yer so wet!!!!!" LOL. If you close your eyes and do it, its almost like the real thing.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
I hate busting my nut when im changing pictures and not even yankin it. Pisses me off and ruins my day because I wasted my nut. Then it gets all over my boxers and shit..One big mess to clean up. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 528 |
my freshman year roomate talked in his sleep. The real bad part is that he frequently dreamed about having wild noisy sex with his freaky girlfriend back home. I awoke many a night to cries of "whose your daddy!" and "let's get it on bitch!" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 587 |
You talk dirty to yourself? That's twisted. When I beat off, I'm pretty vanilla I guess ... you know, the normal stuff: I like to wear a jock strap, a hard hat, lay in front of a full length mirror ... yeah, I know, I'm boring. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
hhhhhahahahahaaaaahha ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 132 |
i think that would suck...you talk shit and noone says anything back. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 384 |
only if a megaphone is available | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1628 |
Oh yeah. I take no prisoners when I'm jacking off. I usually try to spice things up too. I also sing to myself, and tell myself what a sexy bitch I am. Oh yeah, I'm a sexy bitch alright. Seriously, I just sit there and stroke vigorously for about five minutes and then I'm spent... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
Spunky or Spanky?..j/k I generally switch hands to get some strange  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 528 |
Not worth yanking while on tren-drol-winny. My damn arm gets too painfully pumped. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 651 |
NAH I DONT TALK AT ALL. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE ROOM IS ME SPANKIN AWAY... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 760 |
lmao! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 799 |
lmfao | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2374 |
Just think if you guys had any social skills you might not be hoping around your room, pulling your pud and seeing if you can hit the wall with a wad. Anyone ever try a "pocket pussy"? Tell! Now! This has always facinated me. I've never done it but I know one of you have bound to tried this thing. | ||
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Guru
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I sweettalk myself like you would'nt believe, but somtimes I get to loud and other people in the restaurant give me funny looks... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1338 |
May, always good for a laugh | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1268 |
I've seen a fucking plastic pussy in a porn shop before. Comes w/ oil and everything.. Thats crazy though, i've never buy one of those.. you realize, if i was caught with that thing, i'd never hear the end of it. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 36 |
quote: Yup. Came free with some shit I ordered from Adam & Eve. Tried it once and it was OK, but too much of a hassle really. Besides -- you ever try to clean a pocket pussy out? Fuck that. They're single use as far as I'm concerned. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3001 |
i'll give you twenty bucks to mail your used pocket pussy to thick dawg with the attached note: "merry christmas from special bill"... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1062 |
hahaha lol@bill | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 686 |
I think you're a freak!!! Nah, just playin....never ever done that though. [This message has been edited by Big Buck (edited December 21, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 804 |
quote: I like to cuddle with myself for 30 minutes to an hour and have deep meaningful conversations LOL. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 140 |
You guys have some serious issues to work out.......but a long time ago I tried the pocket pussy and man, it was just creepy. Really creepy. I threw that thing away immediately(after I finished with it) Have you guys ever seen the real-doll? I saw it on The Howard Stern Show and man, that thing is as close to necrophilia as it gets. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2195 |
No, you are a freak. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
I count off the squirts. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1268 |
bikkinimom said i was a freak.. so i guess its true. =) |
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