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 Lock up your daughters!!
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Imagine this Myself, Captain insano, Thickdog, Your_moms_kneepads, Havoc, and Specialbill(Will be used as a fluffer) Unleased in N.Y.C for a weekend! Any prodictions? ------------------     | ||
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Moderator 
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BRR and Mr. H can outdo your panzy asses anyday. | ||
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Guru
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you will smoke a cold cock in hell for that fluffer remark... LOL | ||
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Guru
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My prediction: Thickdog pumping lots of puss, while 4 guys take notes... | ||
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Moderator
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I don't know Johnny. The finaplix actually had an adverse reaction on me. I kinda look like Pee Wee Herman now. | ||
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Guru
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A cold cock in hell(YOUR HOUSE), your so cordial fag wad, it would be crazy Steel, we would have many a contest even the dreaded "who has the smelliest balls" event, it would be a mudslinging festival for sure. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Johnnyo Between the Captain and I we have over 300 women under are belt...and this is true! My sore aching genitals  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Havoc, a good time would be had by all! But i think i definetly have the smelliest balls on Elite. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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The Captain ditches you for some of that upper east side high dollar pussy, Your_moms_kneepads, gets picked up and made as a repeat sex offender who escaped from a mental institution upstate, Thickdog, Havoc, and Special bill all end up performing a drag queen act in the village after losing all there money in a back room poker game. The Steel soldier was sadly, never heard from again.
[This message has been edited by WODIN (edited December 20, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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L.M.F.A.O!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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I've got $10 American on Wodin's prediction. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Kat, you are probally right.....but, i believe we would break into groups. Captain and i would probally hit the Vault and S&M club in which you get to whip and humiliate the opposite sex. Havoc and Kneepads would soon find a more low key place where Kneepads could get away with all the nasty shit he likes to do, and Havic can smoke and poke in peice. Specialbill would talk Thickdog into going to the "End Zone" where specialbill feels "In his element" and Thickdog feels awkward at first but then feels a little relaxed after the drink Specialbill had the bartender make him(G.H.B). This folks is how i believe the night would begin. Comming soon the ending! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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actually i would hit alphabet city and buy some smack... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I know that i would be all f'd up on Colt 45, asking Your_mom's_Kneepads to bring his girlfriend so that i could be part of that "2 horsemen"-later....I would hook up with Steel, havoc, billy, thickdog and show them a good time with the ho's i used to screw at Limelight (NYC Club). Most of them still have nice "curtains"-(one's that don't look like roast beef)....later still...i would try to find that uptown ho Wodin is talking aobut so that she could buy me a steak dinner and then "Jack in her Box!".....Now that is what would happen....and You can bet your GreaSy HoLes. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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i would ride around manhattan in a jacked up dodge drinking busch lite, throwing the empties at homeless people while shouting the obligatory "woooo hooooo!"... ya'll could get in the back and do similar stupid shit... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Later on the evening we all meet up and Specialbill invites us to smoke the crack he scored earlier in the evening. Finally we take count a realize none of us got any ass. While still feeling the effects of the crack, we all decide that finding prostitutes would be are best bet. So we all head down to China town in hopes of scoring some "Chinese Takeout". Where we find Dlady and kat......the rest to is yet to follow! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Then we could all take are tramps over to Ellis island, fill them out like job applications, and shoot our wads all over the statue of Liberty. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Who said "Chinese Takeout?" What Wha.. ------------------  [This message has been edited by Captain_insano (edited December 20, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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thick dog, we could also take them to the "Alley" and fill all 3 holes like Bowling!  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Captain i looking for a little "Chinese Takeout" got any? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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LOL, then imagine what we could do with a few bowling pins... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I am imagining some chick that is running around in pain like a chicken with it's head cut off because Thick Dog shoves a two bowling pins in each of her undercarriage holes. Bitch looks like a peacock! BWhahahahaha... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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OKAY YOU GUYS GOT ME SCARED... NO VISITING nyc FOR ME ... EVER! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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COUNTINUED:
------------------ [This message has been edited by Steelsoldier (edited December 20, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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 Chinese Takout is Served. [This message has been edited by Captain_insano (edited December 21, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Good timing Cap! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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for starters SS, I am much too classy to be doing rock. Wearing one maybe...with my own money I might add!!! For seconders darlin...IM the one who owns the mask and whip. On your knees.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Well, in that case kat i've been very bad. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Kat you may have a whip and a mask but i own the "5 gates of Hell". (a group of cock rings assembled on one leather strap.) The girls seem to like it but most have trouble walking in their front door after i "Jack in their Box" and kick them the fuck out of my Jeep! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I wonder what jacking feels like with the five gates on!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Bah...five gates of hell......that could lead to a really mean comment, but you're my friend and Iwon't.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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kat, you are way to small to experience something as large as "The five gates of hell" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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a really mean comment...this isn't good you know a lot about my personal life. Spill it. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Steel- Kat's Ass isn't too small for the 5 gates! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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ooooollll, but I dont want to be a "giesha girl", c'mon cant I just be dressed up like B. Spears...hahahahhaha!
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Elite Bodybuilder
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and then Big Buck shows up and takes all the women, smokes all of Special Bill's crack and makes all of them watch as he sodomizes the women in front of them. Then he charges a $20 fee for the show, to help fund his next cycle..... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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i said smack...crack is a distasteful middle class drug.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I had to smoke the crack and pop the X to fight the effects of the coke I scored off your mom.... | ||
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Freak 
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Boys, I've lived here for 10 years, trust me there's nothing you can do that I already haven't done. . .but I can tell you plenty of things to do. . . ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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So Steel how does the end turn out? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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This is how it ends...kat hooks Steel up to a harness and whips him across NYC and ties a dog leash to Captain 5 gates of Hell and lets him know the true meaning of pain. The rest of them are just glad they're spectators. Hah.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I thought the Vault closed down??? Last time I was there is when they first moved to Chelsea. Anyone been lately?? 212-255-6758 | ||
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Guru
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THE end! IT GOES LIKE THIS: BY THE BEAUTIFUL KAT AND MYSELF PERFORMMING THE WORST S&M ACT KNOWN TO MAN KIND ON ALL OF YOU BBBBOOOOYYYYZZZZ!!! "WHIP" "SMACK" "CHOKE" "SLAP" "PINCH" "BITE"...........etc. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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it doesn't end like that yet....we still have to rendovous back to Dlady's Trailer, where we all enjoy beers and watch dlady work for food stamps on her sexy "plumper's phone sex line"....lol ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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You just love degrading me here huh? Such a little shit! and that is the only name I can come up with for you is "little shit"
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Plumper...lol!! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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WOW, I MISSED THAT ONE, NEITHER ONE OF YOU CAN SPELL... PLUMBER...ONE WHO FIXES PIPES! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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No Dlady it's PLUMPER!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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dlady- I can spell pretty good. Plumper is a work given to a fat chick fetish. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I have to make sure we all get a guided tour of the Time's Square peep show facilities first. Then the mayhem will begin. Trust me. Sometime in 2001 Kneepads will hit NYC for a several day bender and do nothing short of rape, pillage, and destroy the city that never sleeps. Steel and Capt. trust me it'll happen. Ive got alot of pent up frustration and it will be let out like a fucking juggernaut. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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SO NOW YOU ARE CALLING ME A "FAT CHICK" & i LIVE IN THE TRAILER PARK.... BOY YOU TELL SO MANY LIES.......LOL |
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