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Guru Posts: 2241 |
Well Its 25 degrees, 0 with the wind chill factor and snowing in PA. But surprisingly I"m all pumped to go shovel some snow....but in about 3 hours I won't be able to feel my ass.... Thick...hows work?...hehehe Just checking e mail and thought I'd say hi. Also wanted to share my tremndous travel luck. Ok....I arive at the airport, flight delayed...get my seft a nice little beer to ease the hussel and bussel of the day and cozy up with my Dec issue of ESPN. I get on the plane and some old lady is in my seat. THe damn broad convinces me to let her have it so I get bumped to the middle seat. SO here I am squished between and old lady with a huge fur coat that keeps attacking me as she is plucking hairs of her chin while looking in a little mirror, while on my other side is a large fat man that can not read his paper with out reading out loud!!......am I a lucky gal or what ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1264 |
sounds like a 3-some made in heaven for ya there shaggy, hahaha!!! j/k, have yourself a merry little x-mas. | ||
Freak Posts: 1971 |
WWWWWWHHHHHAAATTTZZZZZ UUPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 857 |
Have yourself a merry little Christmas | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1264 |
o'snap, Im go'n to PA, Shags and DL, hmmm... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 521 |
snow in florida? you don't know what snow is. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 857 |
Silvio - A piece of advice - try reading the entire post b-4 you comment on it. | ||
Guru Posts: 2391 |
Are you getting paid for all these vacation days over the past month? | ||
Guru Posts: 2241 |
Dlady...the steel city baby...in the burg THick...you bet your bottom dollar SHadow and Gil...right back at ya I'm off to do my daughterly role of shoveling the long long drive way Toodles | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 27 |
Dlady.....another one from the 'Burgh! you go Shags! come shovel my driveway too, then you can help out Dlady. Where are you in the 'Burgh? G | ||
Freak Posts: 1971 |
OKAY... SHAGS LETS GO PARTY ON MY BDAY, GOLDBERG, YOU GRAB A SITTER & GET THE WIFEY READY & COME PARTY TOO. SATURDAY NIGHT????
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Cool Novice Posts: 27 |
D-baby.....i am always up for a good time. Let me know whats up!!! by the way...how old? when is your actual birthday? | ||
Freak Posts: 1971 |
I will be 28, and it is on Saturday the 23rd of December! You? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 302 |
Its 10 degrees here which is warm considering it has been in the negatives for the better part of last week. Im happy cause even though I faled one of my finals I still got a C+ in the class | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 27 |
35....turning 36 in March. oh my god! i am so old....but actually i look and feel like i am 25! i think of it this way...i am 5'8" 185lbs. about 10%bf and still have a flat stomach....can eat pretty much anything that i want, and still stay lean....totally natural. not too shabby for my age. anyway....HAPPY BIRTHDAY! what are your plans? unfortunately, i have a family function this weekend, you know, with Christmas and all. but, we definitely have to get together sometime. if you like the club scene downtown...its always a good time at "Have a Nice Day Cafe." be good! | ||
Freak Posts: 1971 |
35 is not old! Actually, I am letting the BF plan my birthday for me this year. I haven't a clue as to where he is taking me. Suprize! And yes, we do go out down the Strip on occassion, maybe after the holidays you and The wife would like to meet up sometime with us....for dinner, or to go out to a club. Keep in touch! |
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