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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 164
From:Ontario, Canada
Registered: May 2000
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posted December 20, 2000 10:05 AM |
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DEAR DIARY: AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in OTTAWA. It is so
beautiful here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait
to see it covered withsnow.
I LOVE IT HERE OCT. 14
Canada is the most beautiful place on
earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the
shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw
some deer. They are
so graceful. Certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth.
This must be paradise.
I LOVE IT HERE. NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill
such an elegant creature. The very symbol of
peace and tranquillity.
Hope it will snow soon.
I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find
everything blanketed in
white. It looked like a postcard. Went
outside and cleaned snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a
snowball fight today (I won).
When the snowplow came by we had to shovel
the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in
perfect harmony.
I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The
snowplow did his trick again
(that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE
IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to
work this time. I'm exhausted from
shoveling. Fucking Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night.
I've got blisters on my
hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow
hides around the corner
and waits until I'm done shoveling. That
Asshole!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. More
fucking snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives
that snowplow, I swear
I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know
why they don't use more
salt on this fucking ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been
inside since Christmas day
except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
can't go anywhere. The
car is buried in a mountain of white shit.
The weatherman says expect
another 10inches of this shit tonight. Do
you know how many shovels
full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was
wrong (AGAIN). We got
34 fucking inches of snow this time. At this
rate it won't melt until the
1st of July. The snowplow got stuck down the
road and shit for brains
had the balls to come to the door and ask
to borrow my shovel.
I told him I broke 6 shovels already,
shoveling out the shit he
plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th
shovel over his fucking head. JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to
the store to get food
and on the way back a deer ran out in front
of the car and I hit the fucker.
Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish
the hunters would
have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today.
Would you believe the
body is rotting away from all the fucking
salt they keep dumping
all over the roads. It really looks like a
piece of shit.
MAY 10
Moved to Arizona. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right
fucking mind would want to live in Canada
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posted December 20, 2000 10:19 AM |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! oh shit, *sigh* i know the feeling...there's fucking white shit falling here as we speak ------------------
 "BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden
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posted December 20, 2000 10:27 AM |
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gotta suffer for the other nine months of bliss.... 
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Pro Bodybuilder
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From:canada
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted December 20, 2000 05:12 PM |
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u defecting comi bastard!!!burn in your hot sun you whore of the earth!!
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...and i break u over my knee, like so!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 220
From:Tampa, FL
Registered: Sep 2000
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posted December 20, 2000 08:17 PM |
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Thats one reason why I live in Florida.------------------
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posted December 20, 2000 11:53 PM |
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kat,I hope you don't live in Montreal because it is 6 months of snow and 6 months of nice weather in Montreal!!!
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Registered: Nov 2000
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posted December 21, 2000 12:06 AM |
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San Francisco is beautiful all year long. I live in North Beach, right at Fisherman's Wharf. It's great. Sure, it's cool sometimes and we get our share of fog (but, the fog horn on Alcatraz blows all nite and sometimes keeps me awake), but it rolls in only at night and gives us some great insulation, actually kind of warms things up.The last time I saw snow in San Francisco was on New Year's Day 1999 but I was higher than a kite at the time and none of my friends saw it, so who really knows what I saw?
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posted December 21, 2000 12:59 AM |
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canada is to expensive,and there ketchup is wierd
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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From:Ontario, Canada
Registered: May 2000
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posted December 21, 2000 07:57 AM |
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I am not defecting.This is just from a wimpy American who thought they had the balls to be tough enough to live in Canada
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From:Canada
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted December 21, 2000 08:47 PM |
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I think its funny, almost true.
P.S. I like our ketchup here.....mmmmm...heinz.
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Cool Novice
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Registered: Dec 2000
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posted December 21, 2000 09:29 PM |
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Too fucking funny!! But we in Ottawa have yet to call in the fucking army like Toronto did for a little bit of snow LOL
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