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 What is your longest drought?
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Guru 
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How long have you gone without having sex on a regular basis? (with another partner...and not just strings of one night stands....I'm talking regular b/g friends) ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 496 |
exactly one year..twice. by choice. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2794 |
40 days when I was in the Travis County Jail.. then I got transfered to the Harris County jail and it was an orgy every night. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2888 |
oh good god... i think ive gone maybe 3 or 4 months since i was 16... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3428 |
22 years ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 708 |
2 years 3 months 1 week, That was my sentence. Eversince been getting laid about 2-3 times a week . ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2235 |
MrMuscle...you don't count...its a totally different ball game if you never had it before...verses having it and then goign cold turkey......kinda like drinking...once you have your first sip, then nada.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 254 |
I think about 3 1/2 months was the longest...its strange..after about the 2nd month..you really dont care anymore...kinda sad really. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2235 |
quote: Oh god....your gonna make me cry.....I'm digging for inspiration here...not life sentences | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3428 |
same thing about the drinking...22 years there to ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2888 |
oh you poor little hotty... gimme a break...i laugh at the thought you not getting laid... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 708 |
MR Muscle what kind of viking doesn't drink and get laid? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3428 |
im a true viking...we dont drink and we dont fuck. we lift ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
That doesnt sound like a viking..that souds like a looser....J/K. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2384 |
About a year and a half after my cherry was popped and about year after that. Why don't one-night stands count? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2235 |
Billy...I'm glad you can laugh at my pain.... ..seriously i have the worst freakin' luck lately...that ball player left last week to go back to Indiana, then to spring training. He call me, but won't be back in town till after the season is over, then he wants to go out again..... Then..I meet this hot firefighter/paramedic at the Dolphin game last week and he calls me later that day, but I'm out with my friends and he leaves a message my answering machine sucks and I can't understand the number, but he'll be back in town this last sunday...so I just checked my messages and he calls again, and doesn't leave his number again Now I'm off to freakin' cold PA, were I can't run without lots and lots of clothes, no beach for a least 2 weeks.... But I'm still happy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 657 |
3 months....Marine boot camp. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 128 |
quote: Damn and I thought 16s bad. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2235 |
Rex...who you tryign to fool?...PA sucks in the winter...Philly sucks too....only thing thats good is the Steelers, the 76ers, and snowboarding when its warm enough so you feel your tootsies  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1176 |
I went like 7 months after I broke up with a girlfriend. It was not bad, you don't miss it when you have not been getting it. Plus all the money i saved and I got to do a cycle. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 128 |
Yeah PA sucks. I was supposed to move to Ft. Lauderdale a couple years ago. Maybe if we would've went down there I could've gotten laid by now. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2327 |
About a year and half. (GOD DID I EVER LIFT ALOT OF WEIGHTS!) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 644 |
3 months since I was 17. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1956 |
About 8 months when I moved to FL. I was too afraid to sleep with anyone there. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2384 |
Was that intended to be a shot at me, DLADY? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1956 |
no no, when i first moved there, I was in Palm Bay, Cocoa Beach Area, & was told how everyone has STD's down there, I guess from Spring Break. Who knows...... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1256 |
about 1 1/2 yr, when my marriage went to shit. but plenty o women have paid for that in the past 13 mths. yeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1137 |
6 months- (That is when i broke up with my fiance and lost "my game"- I have been back in full swing for 3 years.) ------------------ |
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