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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 254 |
take a shit, do you stand up to wipe or do you stay seated and lean to one side and wipe. I myself stand up and wipe. I feel that I can get better pressure and a better stroke of the hand to clean yourself. The only side effect that i suffer from by doing this is that people can see that i'm a stand up wiper...I'm about 6'2 so i look all hunch backed when you pass my toilet.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1210 |
I lean to the side. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
Come'on people...I know you all have an answere to this question......sit or stand...I just want to know which is more popular. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1650 |
stand yo | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2991 |
I haven't stood since I was 6 years old! I also lean to the side, but if there is room sometimes I'll lift up the jewels and go underneath. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2901 |
Depends on which one of my dogs is in the bathrooom with me. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
i used to stand but just not as good cleanage E | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2212 |
If you ever go in a public rest room with no stalls. Do yourself a favor a rock on one cheek. In the military you go into the head with a dozen shit holes lined up. You could have 10 guys going. Last thing they want is you sticking your dirty ass in thier face. Just a little info. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
I'm the only one who stands...people...I'm feeling a little strange here. I'm probably the only guy who smells it before he throws it in the toilet too huh? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1210 |
LOL @ Bacaca! sniffs it before he throws it away! hahaha! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2212 |
Oh the shame!!!!! How could you return. Big Bump for yah fella -------------- | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2991 |
I'm going to email bacaba and see what's up... i must believe, i must believe. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
I'm a stander... There's something about watching myself wipe my ass in the full-length bathroom mirror... j/k -- seriously, I never knew there was another way to do it -- aren't you afraid of smearing shit all over the toilet seat or something? Oh, I get it -- the leaners don't look at the paper after they wipe huh? Just go by feel to know you're clean? Me, I got's to check... No glide to my stride... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 619 |
How did I ever miss this thread. With this thread, I think we have sunk to a new low. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
nah, we've been here before. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2212 |
Dude, I look around the 3 or 4 wipe to see how it going. After 5 I throw in the towel and just buckel up. Me I don't need to sniff it. I am sitting on top of it. If you can't smell what your shoveling you need a doc. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 671 |
lean to the side............. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Lean to the side. But if I shit before my shower, I just jump in the shower and let the water wash it away... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
ewwwwwwwwwwww | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2213 |
I wipe my ass with babywipes. Stand? Don't you have to bend over and grab your ankles or something to get proper "spreadage"? That's how I wipe my 4 year old's tusch. I thought you do it sitting down when your mommy no longer wipes your tuschie clean for ya. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2213 |
Oh yes, and one more thing - wipe front to back....don't want to be draggin' things into where they DO NOT belong! tee-hee ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 394 |
bacaba, what is the deal, is that your picture of you that you posted or is it a picture ford's model????????? [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited December 22, 2000).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3014 |
i don't wipe, i pretend to be someone else...who didn't just take a shit... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2212 |
We are entering the 20th hour of the Bacaba watch and still no word. Some have been holding a all night candle lit vigil in his hopeful return. More on this and 5 and 6. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2991 |
I emailed him to come back and defend his honor... oh i so want to believe. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
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Spreadage doesn't seem to be a problem, first basically just tilt the ass back like a SL deadlift, wipe real good (front to back) and follow with one safety stroke at the end (backwards stroke to make sure nothing is there). I think this is funny. I thought everybody wiped their ass standing up. hahahaha | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
Stand up. Wipe. Safety wipe. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 763 |
Usually i'll just go into my livingroom sit down, put my arms between my legs, and elevate myself enought so i can drag my ass across the rug. Much like a dog or cat with an itchy asshole. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1261 |
I just throw some newspapers down on the floor and scoot around. Damn Soldier, you must have been posting when I wrote this. I do the same thing. PS. Nice visual! LMAO [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited December 22, 2000).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2213 |
You guys are some of the sickest motherfuckers on the planet! HAHAHAZHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAA! I am dying here! SS, MP5, Nick - YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HYSITERICAL!!! ...and for the record, I have little girls. And when they are between the ages of 20mos and 4 1/2 if you don't have them bend waaaaaay over (they can do this if you give them a verbal direction like "grab your ankles" and then they bend over far enough) they pinch their little buttcheeks together and the tissue tears - OO, I HATE that! I know this sounds funny, but rest assured that MOST of you had your rear ends wiped clean like this by your mommies. [This message has been edited by bikinimom (edited December 22, 2000).] [This message has been edited by bikinimom (edited December 22, 2000).] | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 7 |
wow big truck, you think you know someone and then they turn out to be a freak!!!! i think, no i know, the only way to wipe your ass perfectly is to lift a cheak and scrub with the toilet brush... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I stopped wiping. I just shit and put my pants back on. Back in the day when i did wipe, my fingers would break through the tissue and I would end up with shit on my fingers. thats why I dont wipe anymore | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1650 |
I couldn't respect a person who sits and wipes. You must stand, and use paper towels. You can wet the paper towels without pieces of them sticking to your asshair like normal toilet paper would. After you have wiped your ass to the point where the paper towel no longer smells, take on last paper towel and fold it for times. Relax your sphincter, and give it a good pipe-cleaning. This assures that you will have an asshole clean enough to eat off of... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 362 |
LOL BMOM! You are cracking me up. I have a youngin too...he usually screams. I'll be on the phone on an important call and you'll here him yelling to wipe his butt from the bathroom. [with a typical bathroom echo] When he thinks he's wiped it sufficiently he's come running out of the bathroom with his pants down around his ankles and do a quick turn around and touch his hands to his ankles and ask if he did a good job.....hehehehe | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2213 |
Gentlemen, I rest my case! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 20 |
Stand up - no other way. well, no other way if bikinimom isn't at your house... last I checked... yeah, not here. wish she was, she's hot. on a side note, if I recall correctly from when I lived at home, my dad does a strange bidet sort of thing, but in the sink. highly embarassing since he won't shut the door either. I'm not sure what planet he beamed in from, but certainly not ours. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
that's it, i am not having kids, unless the wife takes care of this wipping stuff. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
she'll do the wipping, you do the wiping. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 619 |
The more important question is why do women always go to the bathroom in pairs? I always thought that they went together because they took turns folding the toilet paper into squares. Now I'm thinking that one is there to make sure that proper whiping technique has been followed. Do women get skid marks? |
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posted December 19, 2000 02:38 PM
lol!