if you could only see me work...just last night a former hook up was reminiscing about the time she came to atlanta and heard all 10 different girls i was sleeping with leave succesive messages on my machine...she can now laugh about the situation...but previously, therapy was in order...my affections are nothing to trifle with...they are the stuff of fantasies...

you should all pray to your god that i continue to show restraint around the female species, lest there be none left for your amatuer advances...

boys, my game is tight like a stripped screw...

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

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Originally posted by special_bill:
<alabama accent> I did NOT have sexual relations with that man!

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i'm rich, i'm astonishly handsome, i'm ripped, i'm artistic, i'm educated, i have had many, many sexual experiences (just with women), i've done a small mountain of drugs, i can verbally draw and quater most of you, my fashion sense can not be denied, i can dance (hands up or down, i look dashing either way), i read a lot, i can usually tell you if your window treatments are working, i know nothing about cars or football, i have an over inflated sense of self worth, i'm youth obsessed, i watch will and grace religiously, and i have a current, fashionable haircut, light years away from the way most of you wear it...

i can see the confusion, especially with folks who do not and will not ever run in the illustrious circles that i do...

it's okay with me, i genuinely believe most of you were put here solely for my bemusement...

we are different people, you and i...

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Originally posted by special_bill:
i'm rich, i'm astonishly handsome, i'm ripped, i'm artistic, i'm educated, i have had many, many sexual experiences, i've done a small mountain of drugs, i can verbally draw and quater most of you, my fashion sense can not be denied, i can dance (hands up or down, i look dashing either way), i read a lot, i can usually tell you if your window treatments are working, i know nothing about cars or football, i have an over inflated sense of self worth, i'm youth obsessed, i watch will and grace religiously, and i have a current, fashionable haircut, light years away from the way most of you wear it...

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Thats a classic ---

Billy's not only a member he's the president.

Shit I forgot all about Butt Darts!! Jesus I have never laughed so hard in my life. The Peer pressure was unblievable. All I got to say is at least I won. Always been good at target sports!!!!!

You mock what you don't understand

-or-

You mock what you envy

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- If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want 100 years of prosperity, grow people. -

For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board)
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I know everything about football and I watch Will and Grace, that show is way funny. And Dear God I've got several of those traits myself!

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Originally posted by special_bill:
thank you shagwell, of all the ladies i would most like to shove my heterosexuality into, you top the list...

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And my liver is doing much better thanks to the milk thistle and liv2.

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It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to believe it.

or maybe i will pay someone in your town to kill your dog...and paint your moped with it's blood...