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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 01:11 PM

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you will love me after a few drinks...i begin to wave my arms frantically, gesticulating my ever-increasingly erratic personality...pointing, shouting, and slurring my way into your tiny, hard hearts....


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Slopain

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posted December 19, 2000 01:14 PM

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hell yeah, Id like to get us both drunk.

ps keep yer grubby drunk paws off me.

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JohnnyO

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posted December 19, 2000 01:15 PM

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I would love to go out for drinks sometime.. we have a lot in common.


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WODIN

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posted December 19, 2000 01:17 PM

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I'd like to get you, Johnny, Slop and may drunk and watch you all argue of your true identity and whether or not your gay.


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JohnnyO

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posted December 19, 2000 01:22 PM

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Wodin wants to get us all drunk so he can be a caboose on a train.


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havoc

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posted December 19, 2000 01:27 PM

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Alcohol is poison but I would give you a nugget with so much mind sugar on it you wouldnt mind much sugar.

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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 01:27 PM

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i totally forgot about that shit wodin...

them 70's were a freaky place to be huh bro?...

i have never touched another man's penis, nor had my penis touched by another man...

the only questionable thing ive ever done, ever, was to get really drunk and gakked up at a gay bar and let this hairless asian boy kiss me...i was with 4 lesbian's and three gay dudes...they wanted to see me do it...i had an audience so i delivered the goods...i'm a natural entertainer with a flair for the macabre...

and i let a few guys simulate sex with me on the dance floor...but they were playing "beautiful stranger" and that shit leaves me defenseless....


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Slopain

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posted December 19, 2000 01:31 PM

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nevermind I dont want ot get you drunk now..

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MP5

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posted December 19, 2000 01:35 PM

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Bill, come out of the closet already!

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WODIN

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posted December 19, 2000 01:37 PM

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The 70's were very freaky indeed. However, let me clear one thing up here! When I said caboosse on a train, I mean that I was the last guy in line! You know sloppy 25ths or something like that! In hind site, maybe getting a little freak on with JohnnyO might have been cleaner. The only thing that has ever been up my ass is the fingers of a couple of different women who wanted to share there experience.

I've only had one guy ever come on to me in a club and he was way toasted. There is this really cool place in Chas. WV called THE GRAND PALACE. I do not lie. We use to go there and pick up the lesbians for three ways and shit. Plus those guys put on one hell of floor show and Babs was no where near hickville usa.


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May1010

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posted December 19, 2000 01:39 PM

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Oh, he's out baby!


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WODIN

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posted December 19, 2000 01:44 PM

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Oh! I was at an orgy once in like 77, I was like 16 - 17 I forget. Anyway I was nailing this babe from behind. She was standing up in front of me, I was sitting on a bar stole, anyway she gets her freak off and then just walks away. No real need to cuddle at these affairs. I'm sitting there with a stiffy, I reach over get a drink I had on the bar, I take a drink, and set the glass down and I turn to sit back down and there is this guy there with his butt cheeks in front of me saying "Me next!".

I just told him I wasn't into that and he walked off. That's the height of my "gay" experiences in life.

Oh, if you ever go to a really big group event like this....stay out of the dark room! That's all I'm sayin.


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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 01:51 PM

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i'm so not gay...

seriously, that did absolutely nothing for me...

i was on a lot of drugs, there was madonna, it was a very confusing time in my life...


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Thick dog

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posted December 19, 2000 01:53 PM

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Hey Billy, I'd rather share some ruffies.


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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 01:58 PM

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you go first, i'll be right behind you...


that didnt come out right...


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JohnnyO

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posted December 19, 2000 01:59 PM

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yes wodin i knew what you meant by your caboose.. I really didn't say that you were going to be the host of the train did i?


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Thick dog

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posted December 19, 2000 02:02 PM

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This train's gonna need an experienced conductor. Slopain?....


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skydancer

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posted December 19, 2000 02:03 PM

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I'd take ya sober over drunk any day...but thats just my personal preference.

LOL @ Johnny's train references! he he he.


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Slopain

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posted December 19, 2000 02:05 PM

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Sorry can't help. I don't know but I think they can handle it on their own. Why Thick? Trying to get an invite? Speak to bill.

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Sailor_Girl

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posted December 19, 2000 03:02 PM

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If you can guarantee that the night will be full of wild, kinky sex.......sure......why not?!

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