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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 10:54 AM

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I would like a non-cocky, thinks he's all that an a bag of chips, guy. I want a sweet, nice, intellectually stimulating, big, muscular, sexaully gifted guy......THATS THE ONLY TOY I WANT SANTA...

...and a new moutain bike, some new DMX kicks,.....but I'll settle for the Dolphins winning a freakin' game!!!...come on give me something!!!


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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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Gilbyag

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posted December 19, 2000 10:55 AM

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so your look'n for me and my tounge.


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Warik

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posted December 19, 2000 10:56 AM

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I would like for this girl whom I have been trying to get a hold of since Thursday to answer her damn phone. =(

That is all.

-Warik


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Bignick12345

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posted December 19, 2000 10:58 AM

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I want to get some booty again

its been 3 months and Im gonna die

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Don't hate the player, hate the game....


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The Shadow

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posted December 19, 2000 11:01 AM

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LMAO @ Nick.


Shagwell - What am I going to have to do - invite myself to Fla. for the holidays???


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Pandoras Aggression

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posted December 19, 2000 11:11 AM

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1. clean driving record

2. big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

3. Lamborghini Countache---->4 wheel drive
(it's a Southern thing)


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 11:13 AM

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Shadow...your always welcome sugar...but I'm not gonna be here Going up north to spend with my family


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The Shadow

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posted December 19, 2000 11:15 AM

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Excuses, excuses, excuses...


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kat

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posted December 19, 2000 11:15 AM

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an opening slot on the next NIN, Metallica or Marilyn Manson tour.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 11:19 AM

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Excuse?...to you never....I'll be back in town for New Years sugar


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WODIN

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posted December 19, 2000 11:22 AM

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Santa can kiss my ass. When I was thirteen I asked him for a bottle of Jack, some good weed and experienced little brunette I knew at the time. Did he deliver? NO! Santa can stick it!

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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 19, 2000 11:33 AM

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Shags, sucks to want what you can't have, huh? Asking for Miami Fish to win a game is asking for some divine intervention.


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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 19, 2000 11:35 AM

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one more thing, what do you mean exactly by "sexually gifted?"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 11:50 AM

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Fistfullof......if you have to ask, ....then it does not apply to you


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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 19, 2000 12:18 PM

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just want to know are you talking about being hung like a rhino or being great in bed or both? if you are talking about both, i can help you out in your quest and give you a taste of america's most wanted. anyway, coming back to earth, how is the weather in florida?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 12:31 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by fistfullofsteel:
...being hung like a rhino or being great in bed or both? if you are talking about both, i can help you out in your quest and give you a taste of america's most wanted...


Now who's asking for divine intervention sugar?

The weather is sunny and chilly...60s-70s


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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 19, 2000 12:36 PM

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ok, i can become great in bed, but being hung like rhino will probably cost me a million dollars cold hard cash in the donantion basket. the same amount for the fishes to a superbowl. i always felt sorry for dan marino.


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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 12:42 PM

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i would like to be appreciated for my mind, instead of my sexual prowess for a change...

i have so much to give...


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MP5

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posted December 19, 2000 12:44 PM

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To buy Shag a beer when she comes to Colorado. And a large sum of money so I can quit my job.

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Sorry about the typos, it is hard to type with huge arms.


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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 12:46 PM

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i would also like the opportunity to play 10,0000 leagues under the sea in shagwell's sand box...


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Mr H

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posted December 19, 2000 01:14 PM

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i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 02:22 PM

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Mr. H.....are you bi?

MP5.....what kind of beer we talkin' about?

Billy...what kinda lures you got in you tackle box?


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special_bill

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posted December 19, 2000 02:24 PM

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let's just say bill dance has nothing on me...

how can i be gay and reference pro-bassmasters like roland martin and bill dance?...


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Rex

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posted December 19, 2000 02:26 PM

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-CD player for my car
-Permission to get a tattoo [I'm gonna get one w/o permission so it don't really matter]
-TO GET LAID

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-Wuuuu.
-Plan for the worst; Pray for the best.
-This is gonna be a cosa nostra till I die, be it an hour from now or be it tonight or hundred years from now when I'm in jail, this is gonna be a cosa nostra.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 02:33 PM

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Billy....silly people...your not gay...no gay guy would watch fishing...those guys are just way to poorly dressed!

Rex...depends...what kind of tattoo?....maybe I'll give you permission...


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Frackal

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posted December 19, 2000 02:57 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by special_bill:
i would also like the opportunity to play 10,0000 leagues under the sea in shagwell's sand box...

That's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea you poorly educated barbarian.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 19, 2000 02:59 PM

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Frackel...he needn't go that deep to satisfy me darlin'


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